"NO LIFE" Test:

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  • Reply 41 of 107
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    <strong> ... according to me you had a life before this week .. or am i wrong? </strong><hr></blockquote>



    I don't hope so. can you tell me more? what kind of live did I have ?
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  • Reply 42 of 107
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    I registered at the old AI in June '99.

    I have been a member of the "new" AI for 320 days.



    So... that's about 10.8 posts/day? <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />



    [ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Brad ]</p>
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  • Reply 43 of 107
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    Ah the exclusive "Post Too Much* Club!



    Brad, that's bad.. considering every one of your posts have substance, consideration, thought- you know. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> I crown you King of the Club.
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  • Reply 44 of 107
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    i think it's something like over 3000 posts.. or over 20/day...
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  • Reply 45 of 107
    dallenbdallenb Posts: 142member
    No need too do any math, I know I have no life....

    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
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  • Reply 46 of 107
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    1735/9=192.78 posts a month

    1735/269=6.45 posts a day



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Paul ]</p>
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  • Reply 47 of 107
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    Oh come on Dallenb. How much of a life don't you have? Please tell us using my perfectly objective and truthful method!
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  • Reply 48 of 107
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    I think an alternate method of testing for whether or not one has a life is to invoke a question based, non-mathematical approach...



    1) Have you ever been banned from the forums?

    2) Do you currently have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

    [edit - added third criteria]

    3) Do you spend most of your time in Fireside Chat?



    If you've answered yes to all questions, seek help. #2 has some grey space, admittedly, so a third has been added.





    It ain't perfect, but it's close



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: M3D Jack ]



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  • Reply 49 of 107
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    1) no, but working on it

    2) no, but maybe soon

    3) did you have to add that ? no.



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Defiant ]</p>
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  • Reply 50 of 107
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    1) no, but i'm trying my limits ...

    (and if i find them, i can still ban people as much i like from my forums)



    2) no, but i hang over here...

    well no... but i have now in my new wallet the picture of my true love:







    3) no... there is no board.. 'd



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Steve ]



    [ 09-30-2002: Message edited by: Mulattabianca ]</p>
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  • Reply 51 of 107
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by Defiant:

    <strong>1) no, but working on it</strong><hr></blockquote>All you have to do is ask.

    It can be arranged.
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  • Reply 52 of 107
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by Brad:

    <strong>All you have to do is ask.

    It can be arranged. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    it can ? woohoo ! :cool:
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  • Reply 53 of 107
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    WHO NEEDS ACCURATE TESTS? POST COUNT TELLS ALL ;-)



    1) No, but I p i s s e d o f f Jon, Groverat, and Eugene at different times, and I'm arguing with Brad right now about some literary term. Heh. Corner's pretty cool though!



    2) Yes, my online love of my life MulattaBianca and my real girlfriend. (Die defiant, Die! Die!.... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> )



    3) Damn. Guilty as Charged.



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: ShawnPatrickJoyce ]</p>
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  • Reply 54 of 107
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    i avg aboot 1.6posts/day. but i think the fact that i went through the trouble of doing this anti-life test proves that i don't have a life.
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  • Reply 55 of 107
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>[b]2) Yes, my online love of my life MulattaBianca and my real girlfriend. (Die defiant, Die! Die!.... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> )</strong><hr></blockquote>



    /takes glove off and slaps SPJ in the face



    "touché. monsieur, je peux l'inviter Ã* une lutte?"
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  • Reply 56 of 107
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    [quote]Originally posted by thuh Freak:

    <strong>i avg aboot 1.6posts/day. but i think the fact that i went through the trouble of doing this anti-life test proves that i don't have a life.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I was thinking about that, but you know what? Not really.. Consider this your your 1 out of 1.6 posts per day!



    I have 40 today. That's got to hurt when I'm 60 years old..



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: ShawnPatrickJoyce ] :eek:



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  • Reply 57 of 107
    serranoserrano Posts: 1,806member
    3.15



    phew



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  • Reply 58 of 107
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>



    I have 40 today. That's got to hurt when I'm 60 years old..



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



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  • Reply 59 of 107
    dallenbdallenb Posts: 142member
    [quote]Originally posted by M3D Jack:

    <strong>I think an alternate method of testing for whether or not one has a life is to invoke a question based, non-mathematical approach...



    1) Have you ever been banned from the forums?

    2) Do you currently have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

    [edit - added third criteria]

    3) Do you spend most of your time in Fireside Chat?



    If you've answered yes to all questions, seek help. #2 has some grey space, admittedly, so a third has been added.





    It ain't perfect, but it's close



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: M3D Jack ]



    [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: M3D Jack ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    1) No

    2) No dammit

    3) I spent alot, but not most of my time surfing AI
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  • Reply 60 of 107
    dallenbdallenb Posts: 142member
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>Oh come on Dallenb. How much of a life don't you have? Please tell us using my perfectly objective and truthful method!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    The truth?? WHY NOT...I dont know any of you in real life



    My time is spent in one of three things.



    1) Work

    2) Sleep

    3) Taking care of/babysitting my new puppy.



    Now despite having an adorable puppy, which is the ultimate babe magnet, I am still single <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />



    Considering I am almost 33, I would much rather be dating someone, and wondering if she would be a good wife. Im not getting any younger, and the idea of chasing kids around at 50 makes my stomach hurt <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />



    Judge for yourself, I say I have absolutely no life <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
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