Signs that you're really, really drunk

alcimedesalcimedes
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
aside from the obvious, such as having to type each word at least twice, what are the signs that you're compeltely trashed.



#1. you have to lean against the wall when you pee.
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  • Reply 1 of 51
    jesperasjesperas Posts: 524member
    When you call into work sick--from the bar.
  • Reply 2 of 51
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    Sorry, folks. Can't remember being drunk.



    :cool:
  • Reply 3 of 51
    mikey offendermikey offender Posts: 412member
    Not having the mental capacity to ignore this ridiculous thread.
  • Reply 4 of 51
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    when you go offending people only because they are not wasp, north american, male and gay.



    <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
  • Reply 5 of 51
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
  • Reply 6 of 51
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    damnit, a really good irish joke can go in here, but i cant think of it..



    oh yeah! if you are irish!
  • Reply 7 of 51
    rodukroduk Posts: 706member
    You feel like having sex with everyone, but in practice you're unable to manage it with anyone <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />



    [ 10-24-2002: Message edited by: RodUK ]</p>
  • Reply 8 of 51
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    I know I should post something here...uh, hold on... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 9 of 51
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    The first thing I notice is that my hands go dry, losing their normal clamminess. Then my teeth & gums go numb.



    I'm pretty goofy to begin with, so I don't really get more goofy, just more frequently goofy. But interestingly enough, I tend to be less confident with the opposite sex after a few drinks. I think I'm just too conscious about it.
  • Reply 10 of 51
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    <strong>when you go offending people only because they are not wasp, north american, male and gay.

    <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    How about: when you sleep with your laptop computer because you can't find anyone at the local bar who will get you laid?
  • Reply 11 of 51
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    u know ur real drunk when theres an empty case of guinness next to ya, and u've forgotten the last few hours of ur life.

    --

    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. (dean martin)
  • Reply 12 of 51
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [quote]You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. (dean martin)<hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> Truly classic. Only Dean Martin would come up with that. Dean was King.
  • Reply 13 of 51
    trailmaster308trailmaster308 Posts: 699member
    I once told my buddies this while walking out of the bar....



    "I'm okay to drink, I haven't had that much to drive!"



    \\pauses....hands keys to someone else.

    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 14 of 51
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    [quote]Originally posted by Moogs:

    <strong>



    How about: when you sleep with your laptop computer because you can't find anyone at the local bar who will get you laid?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    or you sleep with the computer because not knowing any sexy, appreciated people with at least 12" screen and able to satisfy in bed playing computer games for 5 hours.





    a probable sign i have had over two beers (or two aspirins) is being waked up in the ER. or waking up with new kidneys.
  • Reply 15 of 51
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    or you sleep with the computer because not knowing any sexy, appreciated people with at least 12" screen and able to satisfy in bed playing computer games for 5 hours.<hr></blockquote>



    You need 12" all right, but it doesn't have anything to do with computer screens. I'm going to give you one observation, do with it what you will: your self-pity is probably what keeps you alone.



    Grow up, shut your Mac down, put some clothes on and go live life already. You've got some catching up to do. I'd be thrilled if we didn't hear from you for a couple months and you came back in December with happy stories instead of sob stories....





    [quote]a probable sign i have had over two beers (or two aspirins) is being waked up in the ER.<hr></blockquote>



    Aspirin puts you in the ER? Don't take them anymore.



    [quote] or waking up with new kidneys.<hr></blockquote>



    You've had a kidney transplant?? What about your liver, do you still have that? At least you have 20GB breasts....



  • Reply 16 of 51
    mikey offendermikey offender Posts: 412member
    Let the free for all begin. I'm glad someone finally said it. I'da said it, but I really didn't care enough to. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
  • Reply 17 of 51
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    [quote]Originally posted by Moogs:

    <strong>...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I want to get out of here. Out of this country.



    I hate the "real life" if that is what is "offline" here.



    So i have a feeling that the developers' tools is the vest way so far to ignore the "reality".

    A cathegorical "NO" for the "real life" people, bars, drinking etc. No more "real people"or "real life" in this country, please.



    The commercial value of my kidneys would be far lower than the retail price of the 5 GB ipod.



    Cocoa reality, plllease..



    <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />



    [ 10-25-2002: Message edited by: Mulattabianca ]</p>
  • Reply 18 of 51
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    I want to get out of here. Out of this country.

    I hate the "real life" if that is what is "offline" here. ... [sob, sob, moan, moan] <hr></blockquote>





    Look, the grass is always greener on the other side. You think moving to France or Germany or Switzerland or the US is going to solve your people problems? Nobody's perfect, and neither are you so stop assuming everyone who goes to bars or parties or wherever it is you hate to be are assholes.



    All it takes is one person to make all of that irrelevant, so go find them (and leave your Developer Tools at home).
  • Reply 19 of 51
    mikey offendermikey offender Posts: 412member
    Bars and parties fücking ROOL!

    Being social is one of the best parts of life. You learn from others by interaction and observation. How you can dismiss it so frivolously and find happiness in self pity and by seeking solace in a computer or a message board is pathetically sad.
  • Reply 20 of 51
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Offender, why are you posting here when you could be socialising and offending people offline?



    Oh, translate me <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
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