Free Winona!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
So what a little five-fingered discount-do you always have to earn it? A very creative excuse-she was rehearsing for a role.Besides that she has great boobs-I think she should be let go.
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  • Reply 1 of 37
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

    <strong>So what a little five-fingered discount-do you always have to earn it? A very creative excuse-she was rehearsing for a role.Besides that she has great boobs-I think she should be let go.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Don't these celebrities have credit accounts with these stores? I was under the impression that they would drop in, take what they wanted and someone would follow them around and note what they took. Then they charge her account. Of course she could also be clepto.
  • Reply 2 of 37
    [quote]Originally posted by Outsider:

    <strong>



    Don't these celebrities have credit accounts with these stores? I was under the impression that they would drop in, take what they wanted and someone would follow them around and note what they took. Then they charge her account. Of course she could also be clepto.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    The question is, does she not have enough dosh to buy what ever she wants??



    Then again...she does have great boobs...
  • Reply 3 of 37
    A shoplifter is still a shoplifter regardless of his or her "social" status.
  • Reply 4 of 37
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Winona's been very very bad and needs to be sent to The Scott H Reformatory which happens to also be my apartment.
  • Reply 4 of 37
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    yeah, but what about her boobs?



  • Reply 6 of 37
    giantgiant Posts: 6,041member
    As much as I liked her before, I like her 200% more now that she is a little thief. It is so sexy, esspecially since she was doing it for fun.
  • Reply 7 of 37
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    I think she should be especially convicted because she says she was doing it for a role. That's basically like saying I'm a Hollywood star, I don't need to obey the law.



    "Yes, your honor, I committed murder, but I was just doing it to practice for a part."

    <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
  • Reply 8 of 37
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    I think anyone with nice boobs should be able to do what they want. If needed I will punish them though. [breaks out the whip]
  • Reply 9 of 37
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    yup. There's something about a crazy hot chick that we should resist but can't. What's up with that?
  • Reply 10 of 37
    Actully she does have a credit card there-when she got caught she said-do what you want with it.
  • Reply 11 of 37
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

    <strong>Actully she does have a credit card there-when she got caught she said-do what you want with it.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Then what's the big deal? Why is this turning into a OJ-esque circus?
  • Reply 12 of 37
    Since when is Winona Ryder a possesser of fine chest melons? I can't believe all of the people making that claim in this thread and yet offering no proof. What is your evidence?
  • Reply 13 of 37
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    ha ha ha, i'd provide proof but Ned Flanders would come by and kill the whole thread.



    the proof is there for all to find. although if you would like to contest who the owner of the finest chest is, i'm sure we can figure out some kind of system.



  • Reply 14 of 37




    Errr, free Winona!
  • Reply 15 of 37
    There is promise there but the lighting and her whiteness don't give that third dimension that really you need.
  • Reply 16 of 37
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
  • Reply 17 of 37
    kelibkelib Posts: 740member
    [quote]Originally posted by BRussell:

    <strong>I think she should be especially convicted because she says she was doing it for a role. That's basically like saying I'm a Hollywood star, I don't need to obey the law.



    "Yes, your honor, I committed murder, but I was just doing it to practice for a part."

    <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 18 of 37
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    "especially convicted"! I missed that the first time. That's awesome!
  • Reply 19 of 37
    [quote]Originally posted by Brad:

    <strong>A shoplifter is still a shoplifter regardless of his or her "social" status. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    But not regardless of her boobs though...right?
  • Reply 20 of 37
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    [quote]Originally posted by macfenian:

    <strong>



    But not regardless of her boobs though...right?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Sure. If they are able to hide item under their boobs then they are free. We all know that.
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