I wrote a sold a program to Texas Instruments for $250 and a free calculator.
I wrote another program and tried to blackmail a phone application company but failed.
I bought some 'lost' footage from a famous animated movie which had been cut in the editing room. Then I got blackmailed and ended up selling it to another sap.
I mananged to setup an orgy with 6 people (without the use of alcohol).
In 7 years I can admit to some really clever crimes. (once the statute of limitations runs out)
I also have converted more then a dozen folks to Apple.
I have also written a famous love song which almost everyone in the US knows. That alone is pretty cool. Because the only 5 people who know that I wrote it, and then gave the lyrics to the musician who is famous for it aren't talking so it's our little secret.
I discovered a really dirty secret about a politician but kept it secret.
I also adopted a starving kid in africa.
Lastly I managed to get involved in the above orgy and came out with some interesting new views of sex.
When I posted it I thought "What if he hasn't seen Chasing Amy and he's really offended?" Then I realized no self-respecting comic book artist would not have seen Kevin Smith's work.
[Edit: Err, on topic, I have never done anything even remotely cool, for to admit to an act being "cool" would automatically remove any inherent "coolness" from said act. Also, I'm quite boring. ]
skydiving, touched a whale's fluke, swam with dolphins, climbed half-dome like applenut, was in the Rose Bowl parade (rode in the back of a red corvette convertible as the prince of santa monica....no idea why, was a kid at the time), touched a human heart while it was beating, have a whale heart in a bucket at work that i show to school kids, won a watermellon eating contest because i swallowed all the seeds... got typhoid fever when i was 10 and, barely, survived, was a study case for all the medical students since typhoid is almost never seen in the states (not sure if that is cool, but i did spend a month in the hospital in isolation, lost half my hair, six teeth and went from 75 to 55 pounds...ahh, good times)...was "adopted" by a girl's off campus home when i was 13, invited to all the parties and allowed to sleep over, often with one of the girls...no sex involved (i was 13 and cute, they were 19 and 20 and HOT), but it was still freakin great....never got much sleep as i would spend most of the night trying to press as much of my self...well, you get the picture...course my mom would be a bit upset when i would come home at noon the next day, but she had her own issues to deal with and mostly let me run wild...those were the days...sigh...g
<strong>I killed a man once.</strong><hr></blockquote>
you don't say. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> you can only kill him once, because the second time, he's already dead. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
<strong>I like the orgy story. Tell us more</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well... since you ask. I spoke with 4 girls one lonely night about the secrets of the universe. One of those conversations where you just rant and ramble and if you are lucky, you might say something cool. Well... I did. I said (as I came to my conclusion) "It's JUST sex and it's JUST peoples' bodies, what is the big deal?". Which started the sexual tension going. Two hours later 2 of the girls called boyfriends and what resulted was 4-5 hours of really great sex of all sorts. To keep this G rated (and thus save some dignity) we all had some fulfilling experiences and afterward we went to Waffle House, had some breakfast, kissed and seperated. I've only seen 2 of the 4 girls again and never seen the 2 guys again. It really is amazing what some open minded folks can do if they just loosen up. I originally intended to just direct sexual traffic between the girls. The guys showing up made for some interesting joinings. In the end the girls, enchanted by my 'wisdom' pursuaded me to join them. (which was the idea the whole time). It was just the right collection of open minded folks in the right room at the right time. I doubt I could do such a thing again. In any case. That's as deep into the story as I go on the board. Private Message me if you really need to know the details.
[ 11-24-2002: Message edited by: Not Unlike Myself ]</p>
This is my father (with his dog (Rock) and one of his many grandsons (Luke)) at my grandparents' house in the country on Friday (the 22nd) after having quintuple bypass surgery the previous Tuesday (the 12th, on my girlfriend's birthday).
It's amazing to me he's gone from having his chest cracked open and having replaced every artery and one vein to his heart and, in less than a week and a half, he's walking down the road at their place to show Luke the neighbor's cattle.
Cool to me. Not an orgy or pitching at Shea. But cool to me.
That is cool, 'rat. My ex-wife's father (my ex father-in-law?) just had quintuple bypass surgery two weeks ago. He suffered a pretty major heart attack this past spring and three weeks ago, while working, he couldn't breathe and they took him to the hospital.
Anyway, next morning he's undergoing this bypass operation. It was touch and go for a few days afterwards (his kidneys and some other organs wigged out and he spent four days in intensive care and was in pretty bad shape), but two weeks later, he's home and getting around like nothing ever happened.
Amazing, isn't it? Medical technology. Everyone had just about written him off during that first day in ICU. But he bounced back and has been home for almost two full weeks now.
- Have done some things that you may have seen in various college movies. Most of these are slightly incriminating, so I am not really at liberty to say. The finest example here is actually still at-large, and I want to keep it that way.
sorry for the teaser there, but I've been on the police blotter more than once!
Ummm... I've done a lot of cool climbs outdoors... some impressive looking overhangs and fun stuff like that, nothing beyond 90 feet though. Chicks dig the rock climbing... right? they do, don't they? Ummm, I also spent close to five hours talking to probably the most amazing girl to enter my life thus far the other night in her truck. Yes. Those are my two cool stories. Oh! And I worked as a web programmer for a politician around election time! Those guys just -love- to throw gobs of money around! Yeah, that was pretty cool too.
Comments
<strong>Perv.</strong><hr></blockquote>
And? Want to make something of it?
<strong>yeah, but was the bearded man on a toilet?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Hey Alcimedes, you are not supposed to tell people what's going up in the executive wash-room :eek:
<strong>
Hey Alcimedes, you are not supposed to tell people what's going up in the executive wash-room :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>
I think we all know what's going up in the executive wash-room.
<strong>Oh. You trace!</strong><hr></blockquote>
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
COLLECTOR: What's that mean - you "ink it"?
BANKY: Well. It means that Holden draws the pictures in pencil, and then he gives it to me to go over in ink.
COLLECTOR: So you just trace!
BANKY freezes up. He composes himself and continues signing.
BANKY: It's not tracing. I add depth and shading to give the image more definition. Only then does the drawing really take shape.
COLLECTOR: You go over what he draws with a pen - that's tracing.
BANKY (hands book back to COLLECTOR): Not really.
(Calling out)
Next!
-Scene from
"Chasing Amy"
<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
[ 11-23-2002: Message edited by: Artman @_@ ]</p>
I wrote another program and tried to blackmail a phone application company but failed.
I bought some 'lost' footage from a famous animated movie which had been cut in the editing room. Then I got blackmailed and ended up selling it to another sap.
I mananged to setup an orgy with 6 people (without the use of alcohol).
In 7 years I can admit to some really clever crimes.
I also have converted more then a dozen folks to Apple.
I have also written a famous love song which almost everyone in the US knows. That alone is pretty cool. Because the only 5 people who know that I wrote it, and then gave the lyrics to the musician who is famous for it aren't talking so it's our little secret.
I discovered a really dirty secret about a politician but kept it secret.
I also adopted a starving kid in africa.
Lastly I managed to get involved in the above orgy and came out with some interesting new views of sex.
All true.
Okay, I guess I have a third now...
[ 11-23-2002: Message edited by: aksoldotna ]</p>
<strong>...
-Scene from
"Chasing Amy"</strong><hr></blockquote>
When I posted it I thought "What if he hasn't seen Chasing Amy and he's really offended?" Then I realized no self-respecting comic book artist would not have seen Kevin Smith's work.
[Edit: Err, on topic, I have never done anything even remotely cool, for to admit to an act being "cool" would automatically remove any inherent "coolness" from said act. Also, I'm quite boring.
[ 11-24-2002: Message edited by: Belle ]</p>
<strong>I killed a man once.</strong><hr></blockquote>
you don't say. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> you can only kill him once, because the second time, he's already dead. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
<strong>I like the orgy story. Tell us more</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well... since you ask. I spoke with 4 girls one lonely night about the secrets of the universe. One of those conversations where you just rant and ramble and if you are lucky, you might say something cool. Well... I did. I said (as I came to my conclusion) "It's JUST sex and it's JUST peoples' bodies, what is the big deal?". Which started the sexual tension going. Two hours later 2 of the girls called boyfriends and what resulted was 4-5 hours of really great sex of all sorts. To keep this G rated (and thus save some dignity) we all had some fulfilling experiences and afterward we went to Waffle House, had some breakfast, kissed and seperated. I've only seen 2 of the 4 girls again and never seen the 2 guys again. It really is amazing what some open minded folks can do if they just loosen up. I originally intended to just direct sexual traffic between the girls. The guys showing up made for some interesting joinings. In the end the girls, enchanted by my 'wisdom' pursuaded me to join them. (which was the idea the whole time). It was just the right collection of open minded folks in the right room at the right time. I doubt I could do such a thing again. In any case. That's as deep into the story as I go on the board. Private Message me if you really need to know the details.
[ 11-24-2002: Message edited by: Not Unlike Myself ]</p>
This is my father (with his dog (Rock) and one of his many grandsons (Luke)) at my grandparents' house in the country on Friday (the 22nd) after having quintuple bypass surgery the previous Tuesday (the 12th, on my girlfriend's birthday).
It's amazing to me he's gone from having his chest cracked open and having replaced every artery and one vein to his heart and, in less than a week and a half, he's walking down the road at their place to show Luke the neighbor's cattle.
Cool to me. Not an orgy or pitching at Shea. But cool to me.
Anyway, next morning he's undergoing this bypass operation. It was touch and go for a few days afterwards (his kidneys and some other organs wigged out and he spent four days in intensive care and was in pretty bad shape), but two weeks later, he's home and getting around like nothing ever happened.
Amazing, isn't it? Medical technology. Everyone had just about written him off during that first day in ICU. But he bounced back and has been home for almost two full weeks now.
Stuff like this beats an orgy all to hell.
- Countless street races.
- Have done some things that you may have seen in various college movies. Most of these are slightly incriminating, so I am not really at liberty to say. The finest example here is actually still at-large, and I want to keep it that way.
sorry for the teaser there, but I've been on the police blotter more than once!