You really have to wonder "Why bother trying to cover those... there's so much showing.
Reminds me of a story my Dad told once. He was painting window sills at the staff residence at a hospital, never realizing (well, he said he didn't) that it was a window to the women's shower room.
Someone was showering inside and noticed that there was someone just outside the window... She didn't have a big enough towel to cover herself properly (one or the other, if you know what I mean)
So she just covered her face and hair and sauntered out...
That sounds like a good idea for a movie. Maybe make it 40 nights:
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heh Never saw that movie.
Here's the update: I'm through, I'm done. This is too hard. It's bullshit, really. I was talking to my other friends today and they were like, "Why?" I told them to gain some perspective and hopefully even more respect of the act by depriving myself of it. Again they asked, "Why?" And I honestly couldn't come up with a good enough answer. They said, "Mike, you have the rest of your life to not get laid, why the hell are you doing that now, WILLFULLY, at the prime of your life? What does this prove? As a matter of fact, WHO told you you should do this?" And I answered "<name withheld to protect the innocent>". They asked, "Does he EVER get laid? Ever?" And the answer was a feeble no, he does not. They said, "So you're going to take sex advice from someone who doesn't. Rrriiiiight." I was humbled.
The cool thing about this is, they aren't shallow people by any sense of the word; they've actually helped me quite a bit deal with some of my own personal demons. Not through actually discussing them directly, but through their words and how they approach their own problems, etc.
So, I'm calling it quits. This is just too hard, too much bullshit. I'm so stressed out, even my boss's boss noticed it. My back is like a wooden plank, it's all tight and knotted from the stress. The problem is not that I didn't have sex or any sexual act for five days, the problem is I WILLFULLY went out of my way to not do anything so it was ALWAYS on my mind! I told myself I couldn't do it so of course that's all I thought about, and THAT made it worse, you know?
Anyways, I've already called my ex (the one who sent me the pictures) and we're gonna go to a sex shop tomorrow, and after that, it's just going to be me, her, and all the toys we pick up. If y'all hear an explosion coming from RI, that was probably me. Thanks for listening to my rant and not being judgemental. It's cool to know I have my own little AI therapy group; you guys rock!
<strong>i would guess that thing on her arm is a small pox vaccine scar. anyone know what country she's from? all my friends had them. look like little bullet holes or something.</strong><hr></blockquote>
half american??? remember we are mutts here in the states...unless she is half native american, there is no real thing as "american"....my family has lived here for over 200 years and we still call ourselves scottish and irish...never did understand that...i have never been to scotland nor ireland....i consider myself an american, but i don't know if there is racial background of "american"...maybe we can start one..."so what are you, irish american, scotish american?" "i'm american american"....g
[Added: FWIW, I personally think America's been around long enough that "American" can be a new racial background. Sounds better than French/British/Polish/German/Russian. ]
sigh. It's officially over, six days into it. lol I have no will power, but I DO have the tapes to prove it's over! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
[quote] "There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities."
Defiant your my new hero. If an iBook can get me girls like that I`m going to drop a small fortune on a tuckload of them <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" />
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Oh my.
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You really have to wonder "Why bother trying to cover those... there's so much showing.
Reminds me of a story my Dad told once. He was painting window sills at the staff residence at a hospital, never realizing (well, he said he didn't) that it was a window to the women's shower room.
Someone was showering inside and noticed that there was someone just outside the window... She didn't have a big enough towel to cover herself properly (one or the other, if you know what I mean)
So she just covered her face and hair and sauntered out...
Dad was, justifiably, somewhat surprised...
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That sounds like a good idea for a movie. Maybe make it 40 nights:
<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0243736"; target="_blank">http://us.imdb.com/Title?0243736</a>;
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That sounds like a good idea for a movie. Maybe make it 40 nights:
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heh Never saw that movie.
Here's the update: I'm through, I'm done. This is too hard. It's bullshit, really. I was talking to my other friends today and they were like, "Why?" I told them to gain some perspective and hopefully even more respect of the act by depriving myself of it. Again they asked, "Why?" And I honestly couldn't come up with a good enough answer. They said, "Mike, you have the rest of your life to not get laid, why the hell are you doing that now, WILLFULLY, at the prime of your life? What does this prove? As a matter of fact, WHO told you you should do this?" And I answered "<name withheld to protect the innocent>". They asked, "Does he EVER get laid? Ever?" And the answer was a feeble no, he does not. They said, "So you're going to take sex advice from someone who doesn't. Rrriiiiight." I was humbled.
The cool thing about this is, they aren't shallow people by any sense of the word; they've actually helped me quite a bit deal with some of my own personal demons. Not through actually discussing them directly, but through their words and how they approach their own problems, etc.
So, I'm calling it quits. This is just too hard, too much bullshit. I'm so stressed out, even my boss's boss noticed it. My back is like a wooden plank, it's all tight and knotted from the stress. The problem is not that I didn't have sex or any sexual act for five days, the problem is I WILLFULLY went out of my way to not do anything so it was ALWAYS on my mind! I told myself I couldn't do it so of course that's all I thought about, and THAT made it worse, you know?
Anyways, I've already called my ex (the one who sent me the pictures) and we're gonna go to a sex shop tomorrow, and after that, it's just going to be me, her, and all the toys we pick up. If y'all hear an explosion coming from RI, that was probably me. Thanks for listening to my rant and not being judgemental. It's cool to know I have my own little AI therapy group; you guys rock!
Tara Reid
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clik4tharbiggerz
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click4BIG
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still click for a bigger version !
<a href="http://www.federicafontana.it/index2.html"; target="_blank">And a drooling army of Flash-geeks at her beck and call.</a>
<strong>i would guess that thing on her arm is a small pox vaccine scar. anyone know what country she's from? all my friends had them. look like little bullet holes or something.</strong><hr></blockquote>
She's half Mexican, half American.
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A few of my own. There are others I like better, but I'm too lazy to scroll through five thousand images in iPhoto right now.
half american??? remember we are mutts here in the states...unless she is half native american, there is no real thing as "american"....my family has lived here for over 200 years and we still call ourselves scottish and irish...never did understand that...i have never been to scotland nor ireland....i consider myself an american, but i don't know if there is racial background of "american"...maybe we can start one..."so what are you, irish american, scotish american?" "i'm american american"....g
Well, if you want a full breakdown...
Mexican/French/Danish
[Added: FWIW, I personally think America's been around long enough that "American" can be a new racial background. Sounds better than French/British/Polish/German/Russian.
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Tara Reid
These two get my vote:
The first, because it reminds me of a REALLY sexy switch ad, and the second...
Well, let's just say I wish I were the iBook. :eek:
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-Teddy Roosevelt
Truer words have never been spoken.
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These two get my vote:
The first, because it reminds me of a REALLY sexy switch ad, and the second...
Well, let's just say I wish I were the iBook. :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>
They didn't call the first iBook CLAMshell for NOTHING!
Thanks CosmoNut, alcimedes, JRC and Get_your_floppy_mounted !
so, due to a lot of request (PMs and stuff..) I'll give you a link to the unedited version.
<a href="http://www.i-me.net/wallpaper_gurls_pix/pb_ibook_full.jpg"; target="_blank">Only click if you're over 18 (21 in the states). If you watch pornos, nevermind.
and I also have some more pics with iBooks...
yeah... the clamshell ones were great...