He was arrested this morning for drug abuse. Doctors tested his blood, revealing 3 times the normal dose of viagra along with other potent "home remedies." Next week he plans to file a $10 million dollar lawsuit to cover medical bills, reconstructive surgery, and defamation of character, claiming "the viagra box had insufficient warnings as to the possible side effects of an overdose." His girlfriend has been swamped with phone calls for the past couple days and therefore unavailable for comment.
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"Yeah, I was SO good that I caused his...."
He was arrested this morning for drug abuse. Doctors tested his blood, revealing 3 times the normal dose of viagra along with other potent "home remedies." Next week he plans to file a $10 million dollar lawsuit to cover medical bills, reconstructive surgery, and defamation of character, claiming "the viagra box had insufficient warnings as to the possible side effects of an overdose." His girlfriend has been swamped with phone calls for the past couple days and therefore unavailable for comment.
j/k
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"Yeah, I popped seven Viagra pills...and BAM! Damn thing blew right off! Get me a lawyer NOW!"