My mom is getting a poodle!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
I am scared people, I like dogs but I think a poodle will ruin my manhood. Haha, actually it's no big deal but I don't like those prissy, stuckup looking ones.



We used to have 2 Basset Hounds, now those were real dogs! Has anyone had experience with a poodle, possibly lay to rest some of the stereotypes that I have?



Thanks.

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  • Reply 1 of 12
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Here's hoping the feet and tail get shaved into pompoms.
  • Reply 2 of 12
    rooroo Posts: 162member
    i hear that they were originally a hunting breed, especially ducks (being related to the waterdogs and all). i dunno. my mom wants one too, but so far i've managed to steer her away from such frou-frou things.. instead, my parents have <a href="http://people.bu.edu/qr/photos/Pages/Image7.html"; target="_blank">this</a>. its a tibetan terrier. a very tired tibetan terrier.
  • Reply 3 of 12
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mr. Macintosh:

    <strong>We used to have 2 Basset Hounds, now those were real dogs! Has anyone had experience with a poodle, possibly lay to rest some of the stereotypes that I have?



    Thanks.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Sorry dude, this is one case where ALL the stereotypes are true.
  • Reply 4 of 12
    xionjaxionja Posts: 504member
    the big ole poodles are actually cool. my friend has a big black shaggy poodle, its mean, and attacks other dogs. very well trained though, neat curly hair, you can never see their eyes, unless they are obsessivly groomed.
  • Reply 5 of 12
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,261member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mr. Macintosh:

    <strong>Has anyone had experience with a poodle, possibly lay to rest some of the stereotypes that I have?



    Thanks.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I'm pretty sure my pitbull ate a poodle when I was a kid. Kind of hard to tell when it's in a pile of dog shit, but there was a lot of curly hair.
  • Reply 6 of 12
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    [quote]Originally posted by Outsider:

    <strong>

    Sorry dude, this is one case where ALL the stereotypes are true. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yup. Give my condolences to your manhood buddy.
  • Reply 7 of 12
    Keep it away from the fire place. I hear they burn faster than steel wool.
  • Reply 8 of 12
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    Poodles are sooooooo cute!!! And its a babe magnet!!
  • Reply 9 of 12
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    You forgot to put a winker-smiley. The poor boy might think you're serious!
  • Reply 9 of 12
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  • Reply 11 of 12
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    My German Shepherd killed a deer a few years ago. <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[surprised]" /> Tried to drag it back to the house from the edge of our property... Nothing but two puncture marks in its neck, not even a scratch on my dog...



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