CODE ORANGE!

artman @_@artman @_@
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
"Ashcroft described the threat. "Recent intelligence reports suggests that al Qaeda leaders have emphasized planning for attacks on apartment buildings, hotels and other soft or lightly secured targets in the United States," he said."



Secure your pillows...







God, what a f@cked up world we live in...
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  • Reply 1 of 43
    alpha macalpha mac Posts: 463member
  • Reply 2 of 43
    mrbilldatamrbilldata Posts: 489member
    [quote]Originally posted by Artman @_@:

    <strong>

    God, what a f@cked up world we live in...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Homer: How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?

    Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. (Stamps Homer's hand ``INSANE''.) Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane.



    The Simpsons





    Has anyone checked Ashcrofts hands lately.
  • Reply 3 of 43
    samantha joanne ollendalesamantha joanne ollendale Posts: 468member
    Orange. It doesn't feel orange to me. How about magenta, or lilac?



    We raise the alert a notch, the media obediently jumps on it and tells everyone that security is beefed up, so it discourages the terrorists from doing anything right now that may take the news headlines away from the planned agenda.



    Then, once it goes back down to the previous level and we are off guard...they strike.



  • Reply 4 of 43
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    That sounds like a Terrorist Gnome plan...



    Step 1) Raise alert level



    Step 2) Do something



    Step 3) DESTROY THE GREAT WHITE SATAN!
  • Reply 5 of 43
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!







    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again....
  • Reply 5 of 43
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    i had chili at lunch today...perhaps we should up that alert....g
  • Reply 7 of 43
    mrbilldatamrbilldata Posts: 489member
    I thought the Gnomes had the Bush economic plan.



    Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.

    Kyle: So what's phase two?

    [Silence]

    Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!

    Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.

    Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?

    [Silence]

    Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?

    Stan: I don't get it.

    Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one: collect underpants, phase two-

    [Silence]

    Gnome 2: Phase three: profit.

    Cartman(Bush): Oh I get it.

    Stan: No you don't.



    South Park
  • Reply 8 of 43
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    It's a PURPLE day!



  • Reply 9 of 43
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Lets play a game: You are only allowed to eat fruit that match the colour of the alert of the day. So no more bananas or lemons but instead you can have oranges and abricots.



    What when it is lowered to guarded (blue)? It will never happen. It would go against all the benefits you have when you keep your country in a perpetual state of war.
  • Reply 10 of 43
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
  • Reply 11 of 43
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    [quote]Originally posted by Anders the White:

    <strong>

    What when it is lowered to guarded (blue)? It will never happen. It would go against all the benefits you have when you keep your country in a perpetual state of war.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I've wondered that often myself. It doesn't seem likely we'll hit blue, and we'll NEVER be green, so why have them?



    Green, to me, is like the second coming of Christ, with everybody dancing and playing in the daisies...cute, but not realistic (the dancing and daisies part).
  • Reply 12 of 43
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    [quote]Originally posted by Anders the White:

    <strong>It would go against all the benefits you have when you keep your country in a perpetual state of war.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yes, it's all our fault as usual.
  • Reply 13 of 43
    samantha joanne ollendalesamantha joanne ollendale Posts: 468member
    What happens if the alert color one day goes to red...and again, nothing happens? Whats the next color above red I wonder? Shocking Pink? Perhaps we will see Tom Ridge trying to emulate Spinal Tap ..."everyone else's alert system only goes to red...but mine...looook here, see...it goes all the way to pink"....
  • Reply 14 of 43
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    clockwork...orange !
  • Reply 15 of 43
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by BuonRotto:

    <strong>



    Yes, it's all our fault as usual.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    :confused:



    Well if you strech it a lot I guess indirectly it would be partly your fault if you voted the current administration in.



    Please don´t be fools. You can´t claim that all this code thing isn´t the perfect unsatisfaction deflector ever invented.



    What happens when Enterprise go to code red? Everyone stops arguing about who is working with who and if someone else than Capt. Picard should be captain. They do what is expected of them. If I was onboard the ship I surely sometimes would love to see the big viewer to confirm that I was able to see the same Warbirds as Picard was.



    [ 02-07-2003: Message edited by: Anders the White ]</p>
  • Reply 16 of 43
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    uhm.. do you americans have a warning system for terror ?



    someone cares to elaborate ?
  • Reply 17 of 43
    mrbilldatamrbilldata Posts: 489member
    [quote]Originally posted by Defiant:

    <strong>uhm.. do you americans have a warning system for terror ?



    someone cares to elaborate ?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    We had the Doomsday clock but it was analog and too confusing for people like George Bush.



    So now we have just a few simple colors.







    Red: Good and Bad Americans with good and bad Foreigners alive

    Orange: Good and Bad Americans with just good foreigners still alive

    Yellow: Good and Bad Americans are still alive

    Blue: Only good americans are still alive

    Green: Everyone is dead



    [ 02-07-2003: Message edited by: MrBillData ]</p>
  • Reply 18 of 43
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    [quote]Originally posted by Defiant:

    <strong>uhm.. do you americans have a warning system for terror ?



    someone cares to elaborate ?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Hilarious ain't it?



    "33 Flavors of Terrorism"
  • Reply 19 of 43
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    a warning system ? sheesh. and what are you doing when it's RED !!?? Staying at home and making children ? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 20 of 43
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by Artman @_@:

    <strong> Hilarious ain't it?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Hilarious indeed.



    - 'Son, today the Homeland Security Advisory System is RED. So you have to stay at home. I'm sorry kid...'



    - 'It's O.K. mom...haha'
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