Steve Job's consciousness is stored in the Apple data centre. As it is becoming ever more self-aware and intelligent, Apple needs to continue to add more bandwidth and servers, and more and more redundant sites... until Steve Job's consciousness takes over 99% of the world's total server capacity and bandwidth. This is the "going thermonuclear against Google" he dreamed of.
How exciting it is to read the specs for an undistinguished warehouse to be located in a big field surrounded by bigots, hate mongers, and the ignorant. Tell me more about wondrous North Carolina, the state that gave the world Jessie Helms.
I hate to be as blunt as you, but as a resident of wondrous North Carolina - just piss the f**k off. Obviously you were rejected at Wake, Duke or Chapel Hill. Or was it Davidson?
I hope it won't have Apple products like my Macbook Pro used for business critical tasks. If you plug in an external DVI monitor, the logic board just crashes after a few hours. It's normal; they all do that; Apple machines aren't designed for real business use.
I hope it won't have Apple products like my Macbook Pro used for business critical tasks. If you plug in an external DVI monitor, the logic board just crashes after a few hours. It's normal; they all do that; Apple machines aren't designed for real business use.
Oh, yes, because that's certainly standard behavior and not an exhibition of a single faulty device, no sir.
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Steve Job's consciousness is stored in the Apple data centre. As it is becoming ever more self-aware and intelligent, Apple needs to continue to add more bandwidth and servers, and more and more redundant sites... until Steve Job's consciousness takes over 99% of the world's total server capacity and bandwidth. This is the "going thermonuclear against Google" he dreamed of.
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Originally Posted by rbryanh
How exciting it is to read the specs for an undistinguished warehouse to be located in a big field surrounded by bigots, hate mongers, and the ignorant. Tell me more about wondrous North Carolina, the state that gave the world Jessie Helms.
I hate to be as blunt as you, but as a resident of wondrous North Carolina - just piss the f**k off. Obviously you were rejected at Wake, Duke or Chapel Hill. Or was it Davidson?
I hope it won't have Apple products like my Macbook Pro used for business critical tasks. If you plug in an external DVI monitor, the logic board just crashes after a few hours. It's normal; they all do that; Apple machines aren't designed for real business use.
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Originally Posted by bwik
I hope it won't have Apple products like my Macbook Pro used for business critical tasks. If you plug in an external DVI monitor, the logic board just crashes after a few hours. It's normal; they all do that; Apple machines aren't designed for real business use.
Oh, yes, because that's certainly standard behavior and not an exhibition of a single faulty device, no sir.