Rules of the Troll [WIP]

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  • Reply 81 of 86
    relicrelic Posts: 4,735member
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    I wasn't talking about quality of OS was I??


    Bricks, no it doesn't take 5 phones to match the iPhones capabilities a Nexus 5 can do everything a iPhone can do, well except unlock your phone with a fingerprint, is it better, that is up to you to decide, that was my point, is it too expensive, people seem to be buying them by the bushel so no they aren't, they seem to be priced at what the market dictates as acceptable. Stop talking like you just got out of a creative writing class, talk in complete sentences and be clear.

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  • Reply 82 of 86
    hmmhmm Posts: 3,405member
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    Every one in the world can pay thousands of dollars to buy 5 bricks do what one iPhone does but iPhone is still overpriced.




    I find it amusing that you chose to reference the gayest cartoon ever created. That it's voiced by a narrator with an English accent doesn't help.

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  • Reply 83 of 86
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    Bricks, no it doesn't take 5 phones to match the iPhones capabilities a Nexus 5 can do everything a iPhone can do, well except unlock your phone with a fingerprint, is it better, that is up to you to decide, that was my point, is it too expensive, people seem to be buying them by the bushel so no they aren't, they seem to be priced at what the market dictates as acceptable. Stop talking like you just got out of a creative writing class, talk in complete sentences and be clear.


    let me explain....

    let's say we have a conversation that goes like this

    "me the 5s has a better camera than most other smartphones

    fandroid: If anyone wants a camera-phone they buy the lumia 1020

    me:It has a fingerprint sensor.

    fandroid:If I wanted that I would buy a motorolla atria from 2011 lol.

    me:It doesn't lag (a whole lot)

    fandroid:neither does the G2

    me:It has amazing speakers.

    fandroid:meh the HTC on has better ones...."

    see?

    they imply they would buy all those phones to slightly better the performance the 5s gives you but the 5s is still overpriced.

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  • Reply 84 of 86
    relicrelic Posts: 4,735member
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    I find it amusing that you chose to reference the gayest cartoon ever created. That it's voiced by a narrator with an English accent doesn't help.


     

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    I find it amusing that you chose to reference the gayest cartoon ever created. That it's voiced by a narrator with an English accent doesn't help.


    I almost spat out my apple juice when I saw that kid eat a bannana, you know that poor thing was molested, he apparently stumbled upon his powers when his captors were forcing him to practice fellatio on a banana. Captain Cream's dark silhouette in the truck looked awfully close to a condom, did you see that reporter get goooed on, this was a children's cartoon? The damn thing was only 5:16 long and it was so jammed packed full of innuendo's that my head was spinning. To funny, it's almost as bad as 60's Batman & Robin cartoon, I can't believe child prtoctective services to bust down the door of Wayne Manor ripping that poor kid from the clutches of that bat pedophile.

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  • Reply 85 of 86
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    I find it amusing that you chose to reference the gayest cartoon ever created. That it's voiced by a narrator with an English accent doesn't help.


    I wasn't referencing the cartoon.

    I just happen to like bananas...

    If I felt like it my name could have been pizza man or sandwichguy....

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  • Reply 86 of 86

    "To be honest,"

    "Honestly,"

    "Let's be honest here,"

     

    are phrases often used in concern trolling. Especially when used in conjunction with phrases like "I'm a big Apple fan, but" followed by "let's be honest here" which is followed by the troll payload.

     

    How to spot a lie.

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