That seems to imply that trying to entertain others with jokes is foolish. I certainly don't expect every joke I make to be funny or that everyone will enjoy my sense of humor but I do try.
That seems to imply that trying to entertain others with jokes is foolish. I certainly don't expect every joke I make to be funny or that everyone will enjoy my sense of humor but I do try.
Making jokes when the material doesn't lend to it is quite foolish. Yourself and many on here have made funny jokes in the past but this thread was lacking.
Well, obviously the solution to the problem is to ban all cars, and then nothing like this can ever happen again.
obviously, the solution would be for the driver to sue apple in court, claiming that because of the glass facade, he didn't know the building actually existed. thus making millions of dollars profit, while forcing apple to put up a brick & mortar facade.
That's probably a Google driverless car they were experimenting with. That would be funny if it was. It's a shame someone got hurt and the apple store was hit. But I'm sure the driver was either drunk or just wanted their iMac, iPhone and iPad a little too much.
I wonder what would happen if. They started selling iPads and iPhones in drive througha.
Another possible theory is that the driver picked up his phone to make a phone call, and the phone was one of those gigantic Android Phablets that are bigger than a person's face, thus completely obstructing the driver's view, causing the car to understandably veer out of control and crash into the Apple store.
"Police say an elderly man lost control of the car as he accelerated from the street on to a large plaza area before entering the store. He apparently was not hurt."
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Well, obviously the solution to the problem is to ban all cars, and then nothing like this can ever happen again.
Perfectly logical thinking. /s
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Originally Posted by SolipsismX
That seems to imply that trying to entertain others with jokes is foolish. I certainly don't expect every joke I make to be funny or that everyone will enjoy my sense of humor but I do try.
Aren't we always someone else's fool?
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Originally Posted by PhilBoogie
Apple needs Gorilla Glass for their store fronts.
Gorilla Glass isn't designed to stop cars... or they'd do glass luxury cars
Not to bright a statement you posted.
No, each Apple genius should be issued their own car in store for protection, and each customer will drive their own in store.
Isn't that the meaning of this sign?
Making jokes when the material doesn't lend to it is quite foolish. Yourself and many on here have made funny jokes in the past but this thread was lacking.
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Originally Posted by Apple ][
Well, obviously the solution to the problem is to ban all cars, and then nothing like this can ever happen again.
obviously, the solution would be for the driver to sue apple in court, claiming that because of the glass facade, he didn't know the building actually existed. thus making millions of dollars profit, while forcing apple to put up a brick & mortar facade.
So a driver crashed windows... nothing new here.
Why don't drivers stay off the sidewalk?
Apple doesn't want bollards. No reason why they should need them.
Maybe it was Jake & Elwood. And they were on a mission from God?
I wonder what would happen if. They started selling iPads and iPhones in drive througha.
Dang, looks pretty messy. I wonder how much the crash cost them in damage.
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Another possible theory is that the driver picked up his phone to make a phone call, and the phone was one of those gigantic Android Phablets that are bigger than a person's face, thus completely obstructing the driver's view, causing the car to understandably veer out of control and crash into the Apple store.
Ever hear of Bluetooth?
Odds are the person was simply old and senile...
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Originally Posted by Mikeb85
Odds are the person was simply old and senile...
You're not off at all.
"Police say an elderly man lost control of the car as he accelerated from the street on to a large plaza area before entering the store. He apparently was not hurt."
-- http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=8953428