Has anybody else noticed that Steve's bottles of water are always completely brand new (not even opened). Usually for big-whigs and superstars, assistants will at least crack the seal on their bottles before an appearance so that it doesn't make a sound and it's easier to open.
Not Steve. Noooooo. Watch the iPod debut, and wait for the CRRRAAACCCKKKK! Maybe their trying to avoid foul play on their precious CEO. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
Gees, lighten up everybody MacWorld and this entire forum is supposed to be a place we come for entertainment, and to a small extent, education and help. It was indeed funny, and kudos to whoever took the pictures, it took more effort than most "humor" around here
<strong>Has anybody else noticed that Steve's bottles of water are always completely brand new (not even opened). Usually for big-whigs and superstars, assistants will at least crack the seal on their bottles before an appearance so that it doesn't make a sound and it's easier to open.
Not Steve. Noooooo. Watch the iPod debut, and wait for the CRRRAAACCCKKKK! Maybe their trying to avoid foul play on their precious CEO. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, it would be horrific if Steve was talking about "the new" world changing Apple item, when he took a sip of water and keiled over. Bill Gates stood up in the croud and screamed "Gotcha yuppie sucka! Microsoft XP rules!! suckas!!!!!"
Well, it would be horrific if Steve was talking about "the new" world changing Apple item, when he took a sip of water and keiled over. Bill Gates stood up in the croud and screamed "Gotcha yuppie sucka! Microsoft XP rules!! suckas!!!!!"</strong><hr></blockquote>
People take this place WAY too seriously sometimes.
Are you telling me that you saw a black turtleneck, jeans, a bottle of water, and what's supposed to be a LCD iMac (obviously not though), and you thought is was a serious post?!
Give me a break!
Great thread, I thought that picture he set up was hilarious.
Oh, but I'm sure someone will find fault with what I've just said... whatever...
Yeah, and what if it was already opened, and he tried to open it, and while he was expecting a violent commotion in getting it off, it came off with almost no effort at all, sending a full bottle of fresh water spiralling acrost stage to the line of Apple Studio Displays all lined up next to each other, which in turn caused a Domino-like effect, with displays toppling over onto the stage and sending shards of clear plastic DIRECTLY into the audience! Surely that would be the end of Apple, right?
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<strong>These bullshit threads are getting extremely old.</strong><hr></blockquote>
What's wrong with you people? Jesus, I had a good laugh at it.
Nice thread.
Creative, timely... I like it!
Has anybody else noticed that Steve's bottles of water are always completely brand new (not even opened). Usually for big-whigs and superstars, assistants will at least crack the seal on their bottles before an appearance so that it doesn't make a sound and it's easier to open.
Not Steve. Noooooo. Watch the iPod debut, and wait for the CRRRAAACCCKKKK! Maybe their trying to avoid foul play on their precious CEO. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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What's wrong with you people? Jesus, I had a good laugh at it.
Nice thread.
Sometimes it's a little much. I found it annoying until the person who started it put (Humor) in the title.
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Sometimes it's a little much. I found it annoying until the person who started it put (Humor) in the title.</strong><hr></blockquote>
At least he didn't try to say it was serious...
AND he didn't put CONFIRMED: in the title either.
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At least he didn't try to say it was serious...
AND he didn't put CONFIRMED: in the title either.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That's true.
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Sometimes it's a little much. I found it annoying until the person who started it put (Humor) in the title.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That is a good point. How about making that a requirement(sp?) for all threads tha are jokes? Would make things a little easyer to sift I think.
-Paul
<strong>Has anybody else noticed that Steve's bottles of water are always completely brand new (not even opened). Usually for big-whigs and superstars, assistants will at least crack the seal on their bottles before an appearance so that it doesn't make a sound and it's easier to open.
Not Steve. Noooooo. Watch the iPod debut, and wait for the CRRRAAACCCKKKK! Maybe their trying to avoid foul play on their precious CEO. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
Well, it would be horrific if Steve was talking about "the new" world changing Apple item, when he took a sip of water and keiled over. Bill Gates stood up in the croud and screamed "Gotcha yuppie sucka! Microsoft XP rules!! suckas!!!!!"
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Well, it would be horrific if Steve was talking about "the new" world changing Apple item, when he took a sip of water and keiled over. Bill Gates stood up in the croud and screamed "Gotcha yuppie sucka! Microsoft XP rules!! suckas!!!!!"</strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't even wanna think about that
Are you telling me that you saw a black turtleneck, jeans, a bottle of water, and what's supposed to be a LCD iMac (obviously not though), and you thought is was a serious post?!
Give me a break!
Great thread, I thought that picture he set up was hilarious.
Oh, but I'm sure someone will find fault with what I've just said... whatever...
So there you go. Simple, in a way.
<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />