Revolutionize your porn collection!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014




I saw this elsewhere...



[quote] iPhoto revoluationizing the way you organize your porn collection. Like to see the print guy when he get the order for a book of porn <hr></blockquote>
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  • Reply 1 of 24
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    WOW. I'd never thought of that. I don't look at that stuff, but do you think Apple and Kodak would allow it? There's nothing legal that says they can't disallow stuff like that, but it would harm their sales if they did.



    Interesting...
  • Reply 2 of 24
    I guess for those who shoot thier own porn they can have Apple print their own porn mag. You know people are using iMovie to edit "home" movies Now they can burn their own to DVD on the cheap.
  • Reply 3 of 24
    nonsuchnonsuch Posts: 293member
    [quote]Originally posted by Scott H.:

    <strong>I guess for those who shoot thier own porn they can have Apple print their own porn mag. You know people are using iMovie to edit "home" movies Now they can burn their own to DVD on the cheap.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    That would be a funny story for the Apple Hot News page: "Gonzo porn filmmakers flock to iMovie." Think about it, someone has to be doing it ...
  • Reply 4 of 24
    You know people are. The Tonya Hardings and Tommy Lees of the world.



    edit: fscking typo in a one line reply



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  • Reply 5 of 24
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    LOL, I could just imagine it.
  • Reply 6 of 24
    macaddictmacaddict Posts: 1,055member
    Wow, that does make sense. A few clicks and you have your website and porn album! :eek:
  • Reply 7 of 24
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Time for Apple to re-write that legal agreement of "fair use"...



    Still, if you did send only other person's porn site photos they couldn't print it...copyrights you know...



    Weird idea though...
  • Reply 8 of 24
    since most of y'all live in yo mothers basement, what do you do if she see's yo porn stash? i mean shit brother...thats bad news
  • Reply 9 of 24
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by applenegro:

    <strong>since most of y'all live in yo mothers basement, what do you do if she see's yo porn stash? i mean shit brother...thats bad news</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Well I live with my parents since I'm only 14 (well almost 15). Back when I was like 12 before I had my own computer they found my porn collection on the computer. I got in trouble but now if my mom found it, it wouldn't be a big deal.
  • Reply 10 of 24
    Wow, you could make your own porn book, edit your porn movie, burn it to a DVD, and you could even create a soundtrack. Now that is the digital hub at its best; talk about Shoot, Edit, Burn, Publish. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    [ 01-26-2002: Message edited by: Mac_OS_X_Addict ]</p>
  • Reply 11 of 24
    ferroferro Posts: 453member
    hehehe... iPorn



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  • Reply 12 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by FERRO:

    <strong>hehehe... iPorn



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    mmmm streaming
  • Reply 13 of 24
    I hear that FCP is the hottest new thing in the porn business. Suddenly making Porn flicks got a whole lot cheaper. Unfortunately, even a Powermac G5 will not solve the problem of ugly chicks in porn.
  • Reply 14 of 24
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Kodak or Apple can refuse to print anything they want. I've heard stories where people have been called on by the police because someone sent in picts of their young kids in the tub.
  • Reply 15 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by Junkyard Dawg:

    I hear that FCP is the hottest new thing in the porn business. Suddenly making Porn flicks got a whole lot cheaper. Unfortunately, even a Powermac G5 will not solve the problem of ugly chicks in porn. <hr></blockquote>Yeah, especially with that new realtime editting in FCP 3. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 16 of 24
    dogcowdogcow Posts: 713member
    Isn't porn the one of the reasons VHS won out over Beta? (I don't mean to start a huge flame war over this topic )



    About the refusing to print pics, if they are of age and they arn't copyrighted photos there is really no reason why they can't be printed. Working at a photo lab, i've seen plenty of nude pics from the kids in the bathtub to that very reveling roll of B&W film we got in once...
  • Reply 17 of 24
    nebagakidnebagakid Posts: 2,692member
    What about baby pictures? or kids running around naked for baby albums? Parents want memories like thajt
  • Reply 18 of 24
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    [quote]Originally posted by Dogcow:

    <strong>Isn't porn the one of the reasons VHS won out over Beta? (I don't mean to start a huge flame war over this topic )



    About the refusing to print pics, if they are of age and they arn't copyrighted photos there is really no reason why they can't be printed. Working at a photo lab, i've seen plenty of nude pics from the kids in the bathtub to that very reveling roll of B&W film we got in once...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Damn, i HAVE to get a job at one of those places... that would be so cool!!!
  • Reply 19 of 24
    I was watching the keynote with two friends of mine. The first thing you have to realize about Princeton is that it's about the most puritan campus around when it comes to male-female relations. So there's more porn afloat here than when Heff takes the yacht out to sea.



    The first reaction when iPhoto was released was "wow, I can organize my porn collection." Shortly after they were proposing ways to archive all of the photos into those books. One claims to have every single Playboy magazine photo (special editions included) since 1975.



    Of course, I wouldn't think about storing porn on my computer. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 19 of 24
    ferroferro Posts: 453member
    Quoted from Nebagakid:

    [quote]"What about baby pictures? or kids running around naked for baby albums? Parents want memories like thajt<hr></blockquote>



    Pervert!

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    ...I am just kidding...



    people are strange when it comes taking pictures of your own kids... If I was you I would save those precious memories on an insta-picture polariod type camera... and save your self that troublesome court-battle, investigation, lawsuit and permanent public humiliation/record even if your not guilty of anything not to mention the threatening mobs... I watched a true story about someone who took their film to get proccessed and...



    Lets just say once someone reported what they considered wrong, their lives only went downhill from there... the courts, the people will eat you alive, guilty or innocent of any wrong doing.... scary story...



    there is a semi-related <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000475"; target="_blank">thread</a> going on in AI_Outsider forum that detials just how blurred the line is of taking photos of children...



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