Come get me Wrong Robot, take your best shot.

in General Discussion edited January 2014
I am an Apple user and a rhyming loser. I am no tech wizzard but I shoot straight. I dont like PCs cause they simply aint that great. When I saw my first Mac I knew it was great, looked a lot like a balloon but with a little extra weight. I love when schiller gets down on the floor and when rubenstein starts to swing then Steve comes in, Ive is a cool british fool, the whole Apple staff is responsible for products that make me drool.

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  • Reply 1 of 52
    falconfalcon Posts: 458member
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  • Reply 2 of 52
    Dont be fooled. Just read the mesaage as if it were a rhyme from the Disco 3, dont be fooled I am D.
  • Reply 3 of 52
    Your rhymes are whack dogg.
  • Reply 4 of 52
    Im introducing myself in case you didnt know. You all can call me D from the Disco 3. I used to rap the old school way and still do to this day. I have been a long time reader but never speaker but now im here to add a whole new flavor.
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    Put this one in the AI Hall of Fame of all-time great topics.
  • Reply 7 of 52
    Hey whats up i aint being whack. I didnt even make a mean wise-crack. Dont be dissing a soul brother, I can rap up there with the greatest ever.
  • Reply 8 of 52
    Hey I aint here to bring unwanted flair, all I do is type some ryhmes on the Snow iMac at which I stare. Seriously, you aint even being fair, come to think of it I need to get up out o my chair. My butts startin to ache my neck is bout to break, Im gonna go to the fridge and find me a steak.
  • Reply 9 of 52
    One of the reasons I am here is to chill with the others like me. One day I will never forget, I can hardly say that i'd regret. I saw a computer, it was staring at me. I could almost die then an image appeared it was the big i. So I bought the mac, I could barely believe it, I was in shock, I mean it! So I fell asleep with my head on my 'board and the next thing you know I was headed to the Appleinsider message board.
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    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
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    I got more rhymes than Dr Suess.
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    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    All of a sudden I feel like I just wasted 2 precious minutes of my life.
  • Reply 13 of 52
    See me on MTV, just like Kadus.
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    He thinks he's a real MC, oh tee hee oh tee hee, please spare me, a little of your decency, I'd like too. no I'd like to know why? is it that your rhymes suck? or that you just don't try? you never can compare to me I'm MC square you see, the real MC in this territory. I've got vinyls on 12 inch and I'm pressing CDs, while you are sitting there staring blindly at your dogs feces. I've got some theses...95 to be exact and I'm gonna lay the smack on you fatboy cause your Whack!, So get off the rhyming game little child cause I'm tired. Of you and your Crew disco 3 it should be 2, your name is not the leetest and your rhymes are not spectacular, you don't have proper skills and you lack in the vernacular. I'll ask you once, or twice maybe thrice if you are lucky..buddy stop this stupid rap shit and go home to your hubby..little boy, I don't need to take lame shit from you, and If your not offended well...your team sucks too. I'd like to do a battle one day 1,2, and 3 but that would be unfair since you don't compare to me. I'm the illest of the ill on the AI boards, I got mad rhymes and mad lyrics and the pin-up whores. but whats more? I can toast a whack MC, then whats the score? oh it be 0-3 advantage ME.

    you just got served fatboy

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  • Reply 16 of 52

    I smell a freestyle battle coming on
  • Reply 17 of 52
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    holy **** does this shit suck

    How's that for a rhyme?

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    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    More creative than 90% of the teenboy posters here.

    And you don't want to freestyle battle with the 'rat, I punked Tupac so bad in a battle he set up his own murder.
  • Reply 19 of 52
    yea in truth freestyling isn't my forte(although I've gotten better) I produce hip-hop more than I actually rap. I make beats like 6 hours a day

    I just found out that I have a REALLY good vocoder(daft punk anyone?)

    I have written many raps however, I even performed a rap in front of my school for chemistry class to get 75 points extra credit!
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    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    If there's gonna be a freestyle battle, count me in. I can flow with the best. Seriously, me and my friend put together our rap CD last year: "YTZ (whities): Bling Bling" it was a golf team fundraiser. It is a cross between Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer. Funny shit. Ya, I can bust a freestyle with the best of them.
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