Actually, I think that Kikuchi Momoko, from the Japanese site, has 'em both beat. In fact, she is so hot, she has become eligible for my <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/ssfreitas/icon.jpg"; target="_blank">hard disk icon</a>.
I used to live in Japan and I'm a Japanese major in college(needless to say I speak Japanese) so when I heard Kikuchi's ad I laughed my ass of because it is soooooooooooooooooo typical of a Japanese girl her age(anyone who has been to Japan will know what I mean). Anyway, none of the three in the ads are that hot imho. If you guys want, I can do a little translating for you.
<strong>I used to live in Japan and I'm a Japanese major in college(needless to say I speak Japanese) so when I heard Kikuchi's ad I laughed my ass of because it is soooooooooooooooooo typical of a Japanese girl her age(anyone who has been to Japan will know what I mean). Anyway, none of the three in the ads are that hot imho. If you guys want, I can do a little translating for you.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Actually, sure, I'm way curious, please compare the genus "Airhead" for me, specificially, the differences between the American and Japanese species ... I'd like to know since these are the people who will probably be teaching our kids in a few years.
Ok here is the unofficial translation of Kikuchi san. Trust me, it is accurate
"I was writing an e-mail to my friend on my old computer. I was trying very hard to write it in English, and just as I was about to finish, my computer froze. Everything I wrote was gone. I thought to myself, I honestly can't use these things. However, now I am using a mac, and it hasnt frozen once. Cool Huh? Kikuchi Momoko and I am a student"
There you have it folks. Similar to Ellen's story huh. Hope this helps.
I can do the rest if you all want, but they honestly all same the same stuff as the English ads. BTW, on the apple Japan site, you can view more than the 4 posted on the Apple USA site.
"I was trying so hard to write an e-mail in english and then, like, beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep, and then everything crashed. . . . . ."
Dudes, if you are looking for pretty girls on TV, please don't embarrass me by looking at Apple ads. There is plenty of much better tasteless smut on the tube.
<strong>Actually, I think that Kikuchi Momoko, from the Japanese site, has 'em both beat. In fact, she is so hot, she has become eligible for my <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/ssfreitas/icon.jpg"; target="_blank">hard disk icon</a>. </strong><hr></blockquote>
<strong>have they lightened up the dark shadow on the underside of her nose so that it doesnt appear as if it is a piece of snot?</strong><hr></blockquote>
That's on the To Do list. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
Janie is spunky, and that's part of what makes her WAY more attractive than Ellen. I wouldn't say that either of them are "hot" by looks alone, but any reasonable man knows that part of a woman's attraction is her personality and spirit.
And I agree, Ellen seems stoned. Yeah...real attractive
-- although I guess the average age of the gents here would make her a bit closer in age to them than Janie would be. It seems Apple has arranged three ladies in every age range for Mac users. Ellen for the 14-18 year-old guys, Janie for the 18-25ers, and the DJ gal for the 25's and up.
Unless you're a teen, you should not find Ellen Fliess anything more than charming, in an adolescent way that all teenages are either charming or supremely annoying. Those that find her annoying or 'stoned' haven't been around enough teens to remember what annoying and/or stoned teens are really like. Anyone who wants to bed her is a pedophile.
Janie Porche, cute, perhaps too cute. Not for those with a more melancholic disposition, you may want to kill her one day, through no fault of your own.
Fabiola? Yes, hot, but perhaps due only to all the habaneros in her diet.
Edit: BTW, dude, "in da butt" is 3 words. hahaha...
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<strong>I used to live in Japan and I'm a Japanese major in college(needless to say I speak Japanese) so when I heard Kikuchi's ad I laughed my ass of because it is soooooooooooooooooo typical of a Japanese girl her age(anyone who has been to Japan will know what I mean). Anyway, none of the three in the ads are that hot imho. If you guys want, I can do a little translating for you.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Actually, sure, I'm way curious, please compare the genus "Airhead" for me, specificially, the differences between the American and Japanese species ... I'd like to know since these are the people who will probably be teaching our kids in a few years.
ever wonder what's wrong with education?)
<strong>None of them are hot.</strong><hr></blockquote>
'Nuff said.
"I was writing an e-mail to my friend on my old computer. I was trying very hard to write it in English, and just as I was about to finish, my computer froze. Everything I wrote was gone. I thought to myself, I honestly can't use these things. However, now I am using a mac, and it hasnt frozen once. Cool Huh? Kikuchi Momoko and I am a student"
There you have it folks. Similar to Ellen's story huh. Hope this helps.
"I was trying so hard to write an e-mail in english and then, like, beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep, and then everything crashed. . . . . ."
Dudes, if you are looking for pretty girls on TV, please don't embarrass me by looking at Apple ads. There is plenty of much better tasteless smut on the tube.
Ellen Feiss is stoned.
That is all.
<strong>Actually, I think that Kikuchi Momoko, from the Japanese site, has 'em both beat. In fact, she is so hot, she has become eligible for my <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/ssfreitas/icon.jpg"; target="_blank">hard disk icon</a>.
Seek help.
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<strong>have they lightened up the dark shadow on the underside of her nose so that it doesnt appear as if it is a piece of snot?</strong><hr></blockquote>
That's on the To Do list. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
And I agree, Ellen seems stoned. Yeah...real attractive
-- although I guess the average age of the gents here would make her a bit closer in age to them than Janie would be. It seems Apple has arranged three ladies in every age range for Mac users. Ellen for the 14-18 year-old guys, Janie for the 18-25ers, and the DJ gal for the 25's and up.
Unless you're a teen, you should not find Ellen Fliess anything more than charming, in an adolescent way that all teenages are either charming or supremely annoying. Those that find her annoying or 'stoned' haven't been around enough teens to remember what annoying and/or stoned teens are really like. Anyone who wants to bed her is a pedophile.
Janie Porche, cute, perhaps too cute. Not for those with a more melancholic disposition, you may want to kill her one day, through no fault of your own.
Fabiola? Yes, hot, but perhaps due only to all the habaneros in her diet.
Edit: BTW, dude, "in da butt" is 3 words. hahaha...
[ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>