Urgent Report: Jobs on Jet-run to Cupertino.
EDIT: Thanks to Cobra for this report! He's my favorite inside source.
This just in:
Steve Jobs was sighted boarding his personal jet, and flight reports indicate he is returning to Cupertino. Staffers overheard him saying "Those motherfu[kers can try to steal our thunder after I announce THIS!!!".
A source who would like to remain unnamed added that Jobs had originally intended to introduce Powermac G5s at a special event in August, because they will not be ready to ship before October. But the recent news out of Redmond has infuriated Jobs so much that this source believes he will be devoting MWNY to the new Power 5 Macs. According to rumors on Apple's Cupertino campus, the Power 5, ombined with OS X, is said to be a Wintel slayer, turning in benchmarks ranging from 2 to 20 fold faster performance in every mainstream application available for both mac and windows. Our source says that Jobs wanted to run this by Bill Gates before its introduction, with the intent to make a deal so that M$ wouldn't kill the MBU. "Now Jobs is pissed, and he wants to turn the computing industry upside down while declaring war on M$" says our source.
More on this later.
ps: close this thread, bitch!
[ 07-16-2002: Message edited by: Junkyard Dawg ]</p>
This just in:
Steve Jobs was sighted boarding his personal jet, and flight reports indicate he is returning to Cupertino. Staffers overheard him saying "Those motherfu[kers can try to steal our thunder after I announce THIS!!!".
A source who would like to remain unnamed added that Jobs had originally intended to introduce Powermac G5s at a special event in August, because they will not be ready to ship before October. But the recent news out of Redmond has infuriated Jobs so much that this source believes he will be devoting MWNY to the new Power 5 Macs. According to rumors on Apple's Cupertino campus, the Power 5, ombined with OS X, is said to be a Wintel slayer, turning in benchmarks ranging from 2 to 20 fold faster performance in every mainstream application available for both mac and windows. Our source says that Jobs wanted to run this by Bill Gates before its introduction, with the intent to make a deal so that M$ wouldn't kill the MBU. "Now Jobs is pissed, and he wants to turn the computing industry upside down while declaring war on M$" says our source.
ps: close this thread, bitch!
[ 07-16-2002: Message edited by: Junkyard Dawg ]</p>
Comments
The whole flight we listed to flashback 80's music like new order and the cure. funny i thought he would be into joan baez <--get it? 3 points if you do.
Next time I'm going to tag it, [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]
<strong>You called it, dude! I bet nothing gets by you, eh?
Next time I'm going to tag it, [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]</strong><hr></blockquote>
You know it, my little friend.
Did I get in again! Hurray! Hurray!
Come on, come all!
But never say never. You NEVER know with apple.
3 points to the first that laughs....
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBHALLBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALHLBHLL LALAHL
HAHBBAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thank you
And his fingers touch the mouse ...
Here comes the click...
Its a smashing click...
The web page reloads...
The throw....
And he is SAFE!!!!!!!
The crowd screams, as he makes another post
mmmmm thailand-ese chicken and peanut pot stickers. tasty. yep. tasty.
I sure could go for some kung pao chicken.
its tasty too.
I can't say all cheese though. I have never tried goat cheese. Yak cheese yes. Goat cheese no.