Name the upcoming military operation

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
What will Desert Storm 2.0 be called?



Desert Thunder?

Free Iraq?

Wind of Freedom?



Make suggestions, place your bets.
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  • Reply 1 of 41
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by lolo

    What will Desert Storm 2.0 be called?



    Desert Thunder?

    Free Iraq?

    Wind of Freedom?



    Make suggestions, place your bets.




    World War III
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  • Reply 2 of 41
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    How can it be a world war if only two countries are involved?



    If Saddam Hussein does use chemical weapons on our troops, it will be dubbed:



    "Diaster in the Desert"
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  • Reply 3 of 41
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Fran441

    How can it be a world war if only two countries are involved?



    Hehe. We invade Iraq. Saddam's being deposed is imminent. He sends whatever missiles he has left to Israel. Israel nukes Iraq. All the Arab countries respond and attack Israel. Israel nukes Iran. Pakistan nukes Israel. India nukes Pakistan. North Korea nukes us just for good measure now that we've stirred up all this shit.



    Unlikely? Perhaps. Possible? Yes.
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  • Reply 4 of 41
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    March Madness.
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  • Reply 5 of 41
    Operation Infinite Lapdogs



    Acronyms are our friends.
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  • Reply 6 of 41
    adambadamb Posts: 24member
    My choices:

    "Operation Nukular Strategerie"

    "Operation Throbbing Sword" (oh wait that was an alternate for Clinton's "Desert Fox")
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  • Reply 7 of 41
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Operation Told You So

    Operation France was Wrong

    Operation Look What We Found

    Operation Guess what? There is a link to Al Queda.

    Operation Gosh the DNA of this anthrax matches the stuff used in the US.





    Almost pure speculation toward the end there but it seems clear that we'll find what Blix didn't care to.
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  • Reply 8 of 41
    screedscreed Posts: 1,077member
    Operation President Lieberman

    Operation Blair Today; Gone Tomorrow



    Screed
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  • Reply 9 of 41
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    Operation Look What We Found

    Operation Gosh the DNA of this anthrax matches the stuff used in the US.





    Almost pure speculation toward the end there but it seems clear that we'll find what Blix didn't care to.




    Operation Look What We Planted

    Operation Look At The Anthrax We Gave Them Years Ago
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  • Reply 10 of 41
    (fixing the) sins of my er....uh...our fathers
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  • Reply 11 of 41
    screedscreed Posts: 1,077member
    Operation Persian Gulf Distraction 2: Electric Boogaloo



    Screed
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  • Reply 12 of 41
    xterra48xterra48 Posts: 169member
    Wow my 50th!



    There isn't going to be any war, remember Saddam gave us that thousand page document saying he doesn't have any weapons. no realy how bout:



    "Operation get the oil"

    "Operation desert freedom"
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  • Reply 13 of 41
    pevepeve Posts: 518member
    operation "u.n.? wake up or get lost!"
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  • Reply 14 of 41
    Those are good...but here's the one:





    Operation Pave over other countries political customs and traditions to bring an unstable democratic union for a little while so we can get cheap oil while we develop hydrogen fuel cells and then leave them to destabilise again and come back when we want another of their natural resources and call it "Operation Good versus Evil"





    But to be agreeable:



    Operation Mixed Blessing
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  • Reply 15 of 41
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    Operation Iraqi Freedom



    Sounds cheesy.
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  • Reply 16 of 41
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DigitalMonkeyBoy

    Those are good...but here's the one:





    Operation Pave over other countries political customs and traditions ...




    Political customs and Traditions? Like this?





    See men shredded, then say you don't back war

    Quote:

    "There was a machine designed for shredding plastic. Men were dropped into it and we were again made to watch. Sometimes they went in head first and died quickly. Sometimes they went in feet first and died screaming. It was horrible. I saw 30 people die like this. Their remains would be placed in plastic bags and we were told they would be used as fish food . . . on one occasion, I saw Qusay [President Saddam Hussein's youngest son] personally supervise these murders."





    God knows we want to preserve that.
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  • Reply 17 of 41
    tulkastulkas Posts: 3,757member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bunge

    March Madness.



    Sounds like a sale at KMart
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  • Reply 18 of 41
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    Political customs and Traditions? Like this?





    See men shredded, then say you don't back war







    God knows we want to preserve that.




    I sure hope that these witnesses weren't pulled from the same diplomatic pool as that 'poor' girl who witnessed such horrible things happening at the hospital during the last Gulf war.



    I'm starting to lose faith in the ability of the CIA to provide good falsified information.
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  • Reply 19 of 41
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by audiopollution

    I sure hope that these witnesses weren't pulled from the same diplomatic pool as that 'poor' girl who witnessed such horrible things happening at the hospital during the last Gulf war.



    I'm starting to lose faith in the ability of the CIA to provide good falsified information.




    Well if you'd bother to click through and educate yourself you'd see that the author is a UK MP and is the president of a group that goes to some lengths to verify information.



    To say that Saddam is not raping, torturing, ethnic cleansing and murdering is a form of neo-holocaust denial.





    Your anti-american hatred does not serve you well in this situation.
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  • Reply 20 of 41
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott





    God knows we want to preserve that.




    Yes, and lets replace it with our own traditions of torturing prisoners to death! The plastic shredder is just too quick for our tastes, we like to beat them to near death, and then let them bleed to death.
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