michael moore's speech @ UT (hook 'em horns!)

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  • Reply 21 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    ShawnPatrickJoyce,

    Thankyou for the Tip. Are you related to James Joyce.?

    I actually knew him when he lived in Paris.

    He tried to drop a typewriter on a critics head..missed & nearly killed his landlady.



    I was sluming it with a wild american writer who kept talking about being a medic in Italy during the war, and of some stuffnnonsense about moveable feasts or some such. I think he invented those rotating tables you see in chinese diners.

    Can't remember his name.

    Mustn'ave amounted to much.

    I think he became a fisherman or somesuch.
  • Reply 22 of 23
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    Originally posted by aquafire

    ShawnPatrickJoyce,

    Thankyou for the Tip. Are you related to James Joyce.?

    I actually knew him when he lived in Paris.

    He tried to drop a typewriter on a critics head..missed & nearly killed his landlady.



    I was sluming it with a wild american writer who kept talking about being a medic in Italy during the war, and of some stuffnnonsense about moveable feasts or some such. I think he invented those rotating tables you see in chinese diners.

    Can't remember his name.

    Mustn'ave amounted to much.

    I think he became a fisherman or somesuch.




    You have to be 70 or 80 years old then...

    ...or I'm just falling for it as usual.



  • Reply 23 of 23
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Dear James Joyce's nephew,

    I ain't gonna say my real age because I actually don't remember.

    Sometimes I fall asleeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppp

    Oh where was I , God dang how do I get rid of all them P's.

    Tarnation that sure reminds me I better go before I dont have to no more.

    That's better.

    Some of the ladies around here are pretty frisky considering their age. Mostly we dance a little.

    I'm sweet on one lady. Gladys is her name, she is a real peach, but I don't really like it when she takes out her teeth to kiss me.

    But we don't get around to much of that stuff because it isn't proper around the great grand children. They might get the wrong idea.

    Say. Bob Hope is still around. Ain't that something?

    He's going to have his birthday real soon too.





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