I think we need to put a limit on what is sport and what is not. I won't get into the details because the definition of a sport isn't unlike that of a poem, but there have to be certain sensibilities.
1) Dwarf tossing: not a sport. Dwarves don't exist.
2) Dildo tossing: not a sport. Come on guys. . . who would want to do that.
I think you get the idea.
Aaaaanyway, there have been some strange suggestions here that are legit. I think Water Polo is a pretty retarded sport. . . It just seems like cop-out sport for athletes in crisis because they didn't make the team in a significant sport.
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1) Dwarf tossing: not a sport. Dwarves don't exist.
2) Dildo tossing: not a sport. Come on guys. . . who would want to do that.
I think you get the idea.
Aaaaanyway, there have been some strange suggestions here that are legit. I think Water Polo is a pretty retarded sport. . . It just seems like cop-out sport for athletes in crisis because they didn't make the team in a significant sport.
2) Dildo tossing: not a sport.
Hey watch it big fella !
I happen to know a few one-legged Dwarfs left-over from the Lord of the Rings. @ they're into Tossing Flaming Dildos while doing the backstroke.. !