The only time I really get to eat a proper breakfast is if I stay up late enough for the eateries to open (around 6). Then it's 3 scrambled eggs with buttery toast, buttery fried potatoes and greasy bacon. Wash it all down with loads of black coffee and a few morning smokes. Yum.
I'll skip lunch and dinner on the weekdays and go straight for a pint of HaagenDaz, Ben&Jerry's or Godiva before midnight. 2 pints per night on the weekends.
I used to love lounging around in the morning having bacon & two or three eggs, with melted cheese, ...Plus lots of toast, butter, maybe some fried tomatoes, Mustard, Tomato sauce, (ketchup) a few snags (sausages), and huge cups of coffee freshly brewed or a big cup of strong black tea and a few biscuits ( cookies ) to wash it all down..........switch on the radio, maybe read the sports section of the paper....all the time in the world.....Oh to be young & carefree...!
................And ..... then came.......Middle age........urgh...
And now my breakfasts are just a teeny weeny bowl of fruit, about two or three raisins, some watery yogurt, decaf coffee ( i'f I'm lucky )..and about two minutes to look over the paper, before the sports pages are used to line the Kitchen bin........
Is this what a good breakfast has been reduced too ?
I joined my local gym about 5 weeks ago, and as part of the initial assesment were questions about my diet. At the time I wouldnt normally have breakfast (I never used to feel like having anything) and would happily last till lunch.
However, the fitness freak at the gym told me I should get up and have something, even if its just a bit of toast - because it gets your motabolism going.
The first time I had breakkie (cerial & toast & cuppa), I felt considerably more hungry at lunch time and figured that the instructor was right - my body had been working away at those fat cells for an extra few hours than normal.
The only time I really get to eat a proper breakfast is if I stay up late enough for the eateries to open (around 6). Then it's 3 scrambled eggs with buttery toast, buttery fried potatoes and greasy bacon. Wash it all down with loads of black coffee and a few morning smokes. Yum.
I just loved a cigarette after a greasy yet nurishing breakfast with plenty of coffee. One of the only smoking situations I miss. But hey, I do belong to the other side now.
I'm on to you, Unidentified Flying Colander. You are a big roundbreasted lesbian femininist who is abusing the internet to perform some kind of shady university's penta-annual research project: "Morphing Gender: Effects of Posing as a Big-Cocked Male on the Internet on Hairy Roundbreasted Lesbians."
i usually now have cereal when it's in the houze ("Oh's" i think its called). if cereal lacks, then i make myself several pieces of french toast, a couple of english muffins and some ice tea. if, perchance, i have french toast too many days in a row, i'll instead have an (plain) omlette or scrambled eggs. i tend not to smoke with breakfast, cuz the family aint too keen on that; so i smoke a couple on my way to the train.
Also, too many of you onks missed out on the true Breakfast of Champions, as advertised on SNL: little chocolate donuts. "They've been on my training table since I was a kid," said Gold Medal Olympian, John Belushi, as he smokes a cigarette.
Yeah God Is the Big Ass man from way back & he used to own Greasy Joes down the end of Galaxy 351 AlphaOmega...
Then he went into a gardening line of work called Eden's Loam & gravel...Some workers ripped him off, so he kicked them out..man he was pissed off......
But he's OK since he's been taking yoga classes & fruit juice.
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I do love breakfast though, blueberry pancakes are the best breakfast food ever!
Cheers,
Dan
I'll skip lunch and dinner on the weekdays and go straight for a pint of HaagenDaz, Ben&Jerry's or Godiva before midnight. 2 pints per night on the weekends.
Originally posted by aquafire
I used to love lounging around in the morning having bacon & two or three eggs, with melted cheese, ...Plus lots of toast, butter, maybe some fried tomatoes, Mustard, Tomato sauce, (ketchup) a few snags (sausages), and huge cups of coffee freshly brewed or a big cup of strong black tea and a few biscuits ( cookies ) to wash it all down..........switch on the radio, maybe read the sports section of the paper....all the time in the world.....Oh to be young & carefree...!
................And ..... then came.......Middle age........urgh...
And now my breakfasts are just a teeny weeny bowl of fruit, about two or three raisins, some watery yogurt, decaf coffee ( i'f I'm lucky )..and about two minutes to look over the paper, before the sports pages are used to line the Kitchen bin........
Is this what a good breakfast has been reduced too ?
I ask you
Big ass breakfasts are God's blessing.
However, the fitness freak at the gym told me I should get up and have something, even if its just a bit of toast - because it gets your motabolism going.
The first time I had breakkie (cerial & toast & cuppa), I felt considerably more hungry at lunch time and figured that the instructor was right - my body had been working away at those fat cells for an extra few hours than normal.
Originally posted by gordy
Kellogg's for two reasons:
1. Kellogg's contributes to UPromise.
2. Kellogg's Raisin Bran has the most fiber, the only real reason I eat it.
BTW, I haven't tried 1% milk before, is it much difference from 2%? I envision it tasting like water.
You have passed the test. You may diminish and go into the west.
I don't think there's much of a difference between 1% and 2%. Try it for a couple of gallons. Less calories, same calcium.
Originally posted by kneelbeforezod
Coffee and cigarettes - the breakfast of champions (copyright Jim Jarmusch)
gotta getta full dose of your morning "-ine's"
Caffe-ine - check
Nicot-ine - check
sometimes, that panicked rush provides the third
Adrenal-ine
of course, the best breakfast to wake up to is your lover.
morning sex and then coffee... mmmmm
Originally posted by 709
The only time I really get to eat a proper breakfast is if I stay up late enough for the eateries to open (around 6). Then it's 3 scrambled eggs with buttery toast, buttery fried potatoes and greasy bacon. Wash it all down with loads of black coffee and a few morning smokes. Yum.
I just loved a cigarette after a greasy yet nurishing breakfast with plenty of coffee. One of the only smoking situations I miss. But hey, I do belong to the other side now.
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
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I'm on to you, Unidentified Flying Colander. You are a big roundbreasted lesbian femininist who is abusing the internet to perform some kind of shady university's penta-annual research project: "Morphing Gender: Effects of Posing as a Big-Cocked Male on the Internet on Hairy Roundbreasted Lesbians."
Give it up, you slice of fruitcake.
Also, too many of you onks missed out on the true Breakfast of Champions, as advertised on SNL: little chocolate donuts. "They've been on my training table since I was a kid," said Gold Medal Olympian, John Belushi, as he smokes a cigarette.
Yeah God Is the Big Ass man from way back & he used to own Greasy Joes down the end of Galaxy 351 AlphaOmega...
Then he went into a gardening line of work called Eden's Loam & gravel...Some workers ripped him off, so he kicked them out..man he was pissed off......
But he's OK since he's been taking yoga classes & fruit juice.
perhaps a banana or eggs if i have enough time
of course if u make eggs u need toast and orange juice so i normally dont have enough time for eggs