Another benefit of behind-the-roll solution is when you are drunk. You just put your hand on the wall and guide it towards the roll until it meets the paper. When it just hangs out in the air its almost impossible to catch.
When you are drunk everything would be much simpler if the world was in 2d.
even more of an esoteric question... do you sit or stand while wiping?
i always stand. all this potty talk is making me hungry. where's an arby's when you need it?
oh, and someone above mentioned that flushing causes bacterial-splash: i often close the lid, so splash would have little/no effect on my bottom dealing style tp dispensementation.
Personally, I prefer to leave my toilet paper in a vertical position on the lid of the tank. I'm too lazy to bother to put it on the toilet paper thingie. I'll just have to put on another one once I finish that roll. Way too much work.
Personally, I prefer to leave my toilet paper in a vertical position on the lid of the tank. I'm too lazy to bother to put it on the toilet paper thingie. I'll just have to put on another one once I finish that roll. Way too much work.
although it is often like this (which i dont mind) how fast do you go through a roll of toilet paper?! (i use ALOT...haha an uncessary amount and it lasts a bit still)
Microsft FORCES me to hang the toilet paper a certain way, based on a new MS paradigm called NTTP/CMS (New Technology Toilet Paper/Common Mounting System). It sucks. I hope I can get a 3rd party utility to re-hang the TP the other way. I feel like I am losing my rights and freeedom as a consumer.
Microsft FORCES me to hang the toilet paper a certain way, based on a new MS paradigm called NTTP/CMS (New Technology Toilet Paper/Common Mounting System). It sucks. I hope I can get a 3rd party utility to re-hang the TP the other way. I feel like I am losing my rights and freeedom as a consumer.
Lord, I don't envy you. I mean, c'mon, you can't even swap a roll of toilet paper to another bathroom without calling them, authorizing the new bathroom, de-authorizing the other bathroom...Christ. Good luck.
Lord, I don't envy you. I mean, c'mon, you can't even swap a roll of toilet paper to another bathroom without calling them, authorizing the new bathroom, de-authorizing the other bathroom...Christ. Good luck.
Hmmm. Sounds like iTunes to me.
I just got off the phone with a MS rep who says I need to pay an additional $999 per person who need to use my iLoo on an annual basis. Its gonna kill me. all these hidden charges. Crap.
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Originally posted by billybobsky
shake with your right
Well that too. But when you're somewhere that doesn't have forks or toilet paper...
Originally posted by bunge
Well that too. But when you're somewhere that doesn't have forks or toilet paper...
mexico?
badumdum...
Originally posted by bunge
when you're somewhere that doesn't have forks or toilet paper...
... it sucks to be left-handed.
When pulling on the sheet, the added weight of the roll itself provides friction and makes it easier to tear.
Over the front provides a greater likelihood of the sheet not tearing and a long mess of paper on the floor.
(been doing this ever since I was 10 years old and my brother gave me sh*t for putting the sheet in front)
When you are drunk everything would be much simpler if the world was in 2d.
Originally posted by Anders the White
When you are drunk everything would be much simpler if the world was in 2d.
Play more quake. When you quit the game, everything seems 2d.
Originally posted by billybobsky
even more of an esoteric question... do you sit or stand while wiping?
i always stand. all this potty talk is making me hungry. where's an arby's when you need it?
oh, and someone above mentioned that flushing causes bacterial-splash: i often close the lid, so splash would have little/no effect on my bottom dealing style tp dispensementation.
Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
Personally, I prefer to leave my toilet paper in a vertical position on the lid of the tank. I'm too lazy to bother to put it on the toilet paper thingie. I'll just have to put on another one once I finish that roll. Way too much work.
although it is often like this (which i dont mind) how fast do you go through a roll of toilet paper?! (i use ALOT...haha an uncessary amount and it lasts a bit still)
Microsft FORCES me to hang the toilet paper a certain way, based on a new MS paradigm called NTTP/CMS (New Technology Toilet Paper/Common Mounting System). It sucks. I hope I can get a 3rd party utility to re-hang the TP the other way. I feel like I am losing my rights and freeedom as a consumer.
Originally posted by dstranathan
I just bought a new Microsoft iLoo.
Microsft FORCES me to hang the toilet paper a certain way, based on a new MS paradigm called NTTP/CMS (New Technology Toilet Paper/Common Mounting System). It sucks. I hope I can get a 3rd party utility to re-hang the TP the other way. I feel like I am losing my rights and freeedom as a consumer.
Lord, I don't envy you. I mean, c'mon, you can't even swap a roll of toilet paper to another bathroom without calling them, authorizing the new bathroom, de-authorizing the other bathroom...Christ. Good luck.
Originally posted by 709
Lord, I don't envy you. I mean, c'mon, you can't even swap a roll of toilet paper to another bathroom without calling them, authorizing the new bathroom, de-authorizing the other bathroom...Christ. Good luck.
Hmmm. Sounds like iTunes to me.
I just got off the phone with a MS rep who says I need to pay an additional $999 per person who need to use my iLoo on an annual basis. Its gonna kill me. all these hidden charges. Crap.
over front of course