This is so messed up...

rokrok
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
Apparently, if you're name is David Nelson and you live in the US, you got some 'splainin' to do.



Read the full story here



yet another for the "just plain weird" file.

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 17
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    it's true! david nelson is a canadien spy!
  • Reply 2 of 17
    audiopollutionaudiopollution Posts: 3,226member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar

    it's true! david nelson is a canadien spy!



    C'mon David ... stop trying to deflect attention away from your perfect hiding place of Oak Park, Illinois.
  • Reply 3 of 17
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    i keep telling you people....i'm not a spy, eh?









    DOH!
  • Reply 4 of 17
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Come on people. You DO know that David Nelson is evil don´t you?



    Just look at his evil beard







    And when he tries to blend in







    Here he tries to hijack a plane







    He got intensive training at Al-Quada air fields with stolen F16







    ANd he plays that evil rock music







    He is evil incarnated
  • Reply 5 of 17
    audiopollutionaudiopollution Posts: 3,226member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar

    i keep telling you people....i'm not a spy, eh?









    DOH!



    It would help if you could spell 'Canadian' correctly.



    With this enhanced knowledge, I'm sure your nefarious plans can continue unimpeded.
  • Reply 6 of 17
    kneelbeforezodkneelbeforezod Posts: 1,120member
    This has been going on since soon after 9/11 - the cases of mistaken identity is just a new twist. What's really messed up is that they won't even tell people on the stop and search list how they got on it. Apparently the TSA gets both lists from a number of sources (Secret Service, CIA, FBI, etc.) but is not permitted to say which source provided an individual's name.



    More stuff about it here...



    http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/20.../index_np.html



    http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030422_2669.html





    This one is almost funny: 'John Thomas' is on the stop and search list...I wonder if Mike Hunt is on there as well?



    http://www.nbc4.com/news/1678088/detail.html
  • Reply 7 of 17
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    call the aclu they will be able to help... or make things worse depending on your perspective....
  • Reply 8 of 17
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    David Nelson is actually an alias derived from anagrams of:



    DEVIL DNA SON

    VENAL ODD SIN

    and the known spy alias IVAN ODD LENS



    who wouldn't be frisking folks like that?
  • Reply 9 of 17
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by audiopollution

    It would help if you could spell 'Canadian' correctly.



    With this enhanced knowledge, I'm sure your nefarious plans can continue unimpeded.



    actually it is the way french canadians or seperatists sometimes spell it. it was kind of, part of my little joke, but now that i've had to go and explain it....
  • Reply 10 of 17
    not unlike myselfnot unlike myself Posts: 2,037member
    Can I be a spy? I would like to get floss which can also be used as a personal floatation device.
  • Reply 11 of 17
    audiopollutionaudiopollution Posts: 3,226member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar

    actually it is the way french canadians or seperatists sometimes spell it. it was kind of, part of my little joke, but now that i've had to go and explain it....



    Yeah, I figured that's what you were talking about, but since most of us up here don't consider the Quebecois to actually be a part of our country ...



    ... well, now that we've both had to explain it ... <sigh>



  • Reply 12 of 17
    ringoringo Posts: 329member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders the White

    He got intensive training at Al-Quada air fields with stolen F16







    But that's an F-22!



    Anyway, you all know Dave Nelson is from the midwest. Not Oregon, Tennissee and especially not Canada!
  • Reply 13 of 17
    audiopollutionaudiopollution Posts: 3,226member
    The rules of Dave Nelson.



    1st rule: You do not talk about Dave Nelson.

    2nd rule: You do not talk about Dave Nelson.
  • Reply 14 of 17
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    a picture is beginning to emerge
  • Reply 15 of 17
    audiopollutionaudiopollution Posts: 3,226member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar

    a picture is beginning to emerge



    Still using an old Polaroid camera?
  • Reply 16 of 17
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Last time spotted almost two years ago here. THird guy from the left.







    Anyone else seen him on a later date?
  • Reply 17 of 17
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    going out on a limb here...

    but can we safely bet that anyone named:

    Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein

    are also on the list?

    or is that giving HS too much credit.
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