This is so messed up...
Apparently, if you're name is David Nelson and you live in the US, you got some 'splainin' to do.
Read the full story here
yet another for the "just plain weird" file.
Read the full story here
yet another for the "just plain weird" file.
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Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
it's true! david nelson is a canadien spy!
C'mon David ... stop trying to deflect attention away from your perfect hiding place of Oak Park, Illinois.
DOH!
Just look at his evil beard
And when he tries to blend in
Here he tries to hijack a plane
He got intensive training at Al-Quada air fields with stolen F16
ANd he plays that evil rock music
He is evil incarnated
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
i keep telling you people....i'm not a spy, eh?
DOH!
It would help if you could spell 'Canadian' correctly.
With this enhanced knowledge, I'm sure your nefarious plans can continue unimpeded.
More stuff about it here...
http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/20.../index_np.html
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20030422_2669.html
This one is almost funny: 'John Thomas' is on the stop and search list...I wonder if Mike Hunt is on there as well?
http://www.nbc4.com/news/1678088/detail.html
DEVIL DNA SON
VENAL ODD SIN
and the known spy alias IVAN ODD LENS
who wouldn't be frisking folks like that?
Originally posted by audiopollution
It would help if you could spell 'Canadian' correctly.
With this enhanced knowledge, I'm sure your nefarious plans can continue unimpeded.
actually it is the way french canadians or seperatists sometimes spell it. it was kind of, part of my little joke, but now that i've had to go and explain it....
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
actually it is the way french canadians or seperatists sometimes spell it. it was kind of, part of my little joke, but now that i've had to go and explain it....
Yeah, I figured that's what you were talking about, but since most of us up here don't consider the Quebecois to actually be a part of our country ...
... well, now that we've both had to explain it ... <sigh>
Originally posted by Anders the White
He got intensive training at Al-Quada air fields with stolen F16
But that's an F-22!
Anyway, you all know Dave Nelson is from the midwest. Not Oregon, Tennissee and especially not Canada!
1st rule: You do not talk about Dave Nelson.
2nd rule: You do not talk about Dave Nelson.
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
a picture is beginning to emerge
Still using an old Polaroid camera?
Anyone else seen him on a later date?
but can we safely bet that anyone named:
Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein
are also on the list?
or is that giving HS too much credit.