jesus art...kind of creepy

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running with scissorsrunning with scissors
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
a coworker of mine thoughtfully passed the following link to me knowing how much i just love jesus art. man, i can't get enough of the stuff. it's kind of creepy, although i'm sure not intentionally, which make it all the more funny. check them out for yourself. here



the truck driver is my fav, what's yours?
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  • Reply 1 of 47
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by running with scissors

    a coworker of mine thoughtfully passed the following link to me knowing how much i just love jesus art. man, i can't get enough of the stuff. it's kind of creepy, although i'm sure not intentionally, which make it all the more funny. check them out for yourself. here



    the truck driver is my fav, what's yours?





    jesus is stalking all of us!
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  • Reply 2 of 47
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Maybe it's not specifically jesus art. Could also be it's long-haired hippy art.
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    clayton magnetclayton magnet Posts: 110member
    Obviously bullshit. Jesus NEVER helps with putting.







    This is really sad:



    Pathetic life story link.



    I wonder if he realizes he just wasted 10 years making crappy sketches.
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  • Reply 4 of 47
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    http://www.sortakinda.com/look/withyoualways.shtml



    Here is my favorite...



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    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    jesus looks a little..........chunky.
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    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    Jesus Dress Up still wins
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    longhornlonghorn Posts: 147member
    i'm looking for the art where Jesus looks on while i beat my meat. i must have missed that one.
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    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
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    fellowshipfellowship Posts: 5,038member
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  • Reply 10 of 47
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by FellowshipChurch iBook





    does it make it more palitable for you if it's jesus speaking to the clown?

    besides who likes clowns anway? they're about one step up the food chain from mimes. come on, you have to admit, they are some pretty bizarre images even if they are of jesus.
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  • Reply 11 of 47
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by curiousuburb

    Jesus Dress Up still wins



    haha...i still have a few of those hosted on my webspace account...



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  • Reply 12 of 47
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Now THAT ^^^ is BAD. I just hope BR doesn't rot for that one because he almost deserves it, were I a judging deity. But I'm not so it's his lucky day.





    However, I feel that Clayton is essentially correct in his interpretation. Jesus never helps with the putting skills. Dare I say Jesus just doesn't care about golf as it is a rich man's sport; I'm sure he'd feel better if all those old bastards buying $300 drivers would buy a $180 driver and spend the rest on charity. Inconsiderate bastards....



    No, I'm not kidding, damnit. Jesus would not play golf ... I'm tellin ya!

    I doubt he'd be much on skiing either.



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  • Reply 13 of 47
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    How about shuffle board? Curling?
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  • Reply 14 of 47
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Moogs

    Now THAT ^^^ is BAD. I just hope BR doesn't rot for that one because he almost deserves it, were I a judging deity. But I'm not so it's his lucky day.



    If I were a judging deity I wouldn't have a stick up my butt and I'd laugh my ass off like I should. I wouldn't be a party pooper boring fun nazi.
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  • Reply 15 of 47
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    If I were a judging deity I wouldn't have a stick up my butt and I'd laugh my ass off like I should. I wouldn't be a party pooper boring fun nazi.



    amen brother br, amen. can i get a witness?
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  • Reply 16 of 47
    kneelbeforezodkneelbeforezod Posts: 1,120member
    Amen...Jehova / Allah / Vishnu / whatever obviously has a sense of humour. Just look at the act of human reproduction.
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  • Reply 17 of 47
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by kneelbeforezod

    Amen...Jehova / whatever obviously has a sense of humour. Just look at the act of human reproduction.



    I do every day...*fap fap fap*
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  • Reply 18 of 47
    brbr Posts: 8,395member




    we've got the american jesus

    see him on the interstate,

    we've got the american jesus

    he helped build the president's estate
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  • Reply 19 of 47
    jrcjrc Posts: 817member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by running with scissors

    a coworker of mine thoughtfully passed the following link to me knowing how much i just love jesus art. man, i can't get enough of the stuff. it's kind of creepy, although i'm sure not intentionally, which make it all the more funny. check them out for yourself. here



    the truck driver is my fav, what's yours?



    I like it. I wouldn't buy the stuff. But, it's a nice, thoughtful presentation.
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  • Reply 20 of 47
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by JRC

    I like it. I wouldn't buy the stuff. But, it's a nice, thoughtful presentation.





    to each their own i guess.
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