Man, going to have to work on my sarcasm. I don't actually think you deserve to rot BR. And if I were a judging deity this is the last f-ing place on earth I'd be visiting.
By the way I stand by my golf comments. Jesus doesn't care if you're a bad putter. Shuffleboard I dunno. You only see shuffleboard at old people's homes so it's possible Jesus may feel a tinge of sadness at those places.
If I were Jesus, would I play shuffleboard? Hmm....
Man, going to have to work on my sarcasm. I don't actually think you deserve to rot BR. And if I were a judging deity this is the last f-ing place on earth I'd be visiting.
By the way I stand by my golf comments. Jesus doesn't care if you're a bad putter. Shuffleboard I dunno. You only see shuffleboard at old people's homes so it's possible Jesus may feel a tinge of sadness at those places.
If I were Jesus, would I play shuffleboard? Hmm....
what kind is that exactly? is religion off limits or just jesus when it come to humor? don't get your sphincter in such a knot. it's not personal, it's just comedy.
I thought the "clown" one was pretty hysterical. Then again, I have pretty poor levels of taste, I admit. If anything, I would think the "hitting on a coed" one would have pissed more people off. I'd think Jesus would have a sense of humor and could have a laugh at the clown picture. I'd also imagine that after observing humans doing such stupid, stupid things over and over again for 1000's of years, he would take on a more cynical tone about things these days- almost like a "Dennis Miller" Jesus. So you could either read the lines in the "clown" cartoon with a nice Jesus voice or a Dennis Miller voice, and it still works!
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Originally posted by running with scissors
amen brother br, amen. can i get a witness?
Man, going to have to work on my sarcasm. I don't actually think you deserve to rot BR. And if I were a judging deity this is the last f-ing place on earth I'd be visiting.
By the way I stand by my golf comments. Jesus doesn't care if you're a bad putter. Shuffleboard I dunno. You only see shuffleboard at old people's homes so it's possible Jesus may feel a tinge of sadness at those places.
If I were Jesus, would I play shuffleboard? Hmm....
Originally posted by Moogs
Man, going to have to work on my sarcasm. I don't actually think you deserve to rot BR. And if I were a judging deity this is the last f-ing place on earth I'd be visiting.
By the way I stand by my golf comments. Jesus doesn't care if you're a bad putter. Shuffleboard I dunno. You only see shuffleboard at old people's homes so it's possible Jesus may feel a tinge of sadness at those places.
If I were Jesus, would I play shuffleboard? Hmm....
If I was Jesus I would resurrect Chris Farley.
Originally posted by FellowshipChurch iBook
Agreed
Originally posted by curiousuburb
Jesus Dress Up still wins
It's sad that people use their time to create sites like that or mocked up versions of Larry Van Pelt's drawings.
Originally posted by running with scissors
to each their own i guess.
Yes, to each their own.
Originally posted by Mac Man 020581
Agreed
It's sad that people use their time to create sites like that or mocked up versions of Larry Van Pelt's drawings.
what can i say, it's been a slow day. any who, i'm pretty sure jesus can take a joke, can you?
Originally posted by running with scissors
what can i say, it's been a slow day. any who, i'm pretty sure jesus can take a joke, can you?
Of course not. A sense of humor will get you a one way ticket to the 24/7/eternity party palace aka hell.
Originally posted by Longhorn
i'm looking for the art where Jesus looks on while i beat my meat. i must have missed that one.
I was too.
What about the "cheating on your husband" or "preacher embezzling money" ones?
This Larry guy is holding out on us! Let's see the goods, we know he's drawn them.
Originally posted by BuonRotto
When will someone render Jesus as a middle-eastern man instead of "white" (or black for that matter)?
HAHA!
You're funny!!!
Maybe he has his fingers in his ears or something.
Jesus -with you always!!!
Originally posted by running with scissors
what can i say, it's been a slow day. any who, i'm pretty sure jesus can take a joke, can you?
Not that kind buddy.
Originally posted by Mac Man 020581
Not that kind buddy.
what kind is that exactly? is religion off limits or just jesus when it come to humor? don't get your sphincter in such a knot. it's not personal, it's just comedy.
Originally posted by Mac Man 020581
Not that kind buddy.
Know this for a fact, do you?
Originally posted by Scott
This is the best one I could find on google. Not that creepy.
/snip
Jesus as PowerPuff Girl!
Originally posted by Longhorn
do i need to get someone to host them for me?
Yep.