I ain't intending to do anything illegal.. Do yer think that some bird-lime might do the trick.
I'm not sure what bird-lime is. But if it's something that attracts birds, presumably to make the helicopters stay away, remember that birds are noisy too, and poop on top of that. At least the helicopters are just noisy and don't poop up your yard.
Here in DC, I'm en route between the White House and some of Bush's suburban destinations (e.g. Camp David). Marine One, or at least one of the three helicopters that become Marine One when the prez is sitting inside, flies over my back-yard several times a day. You can imagine how I've been tempted to run up to Jersey to buy a Bazooka from a cab driver.
I'm not sure what bird-lime is. But if it's something that attracts birds, presumably to make the helicopters stay away, remember that birds are noisy too, and poop on top of that. At least the helicopters are just noisy and don't poop up your yard.
Here in DC, I'm en route between the White House and some of Bush's suburban destinations (e.g. Camp David). Marine One, or at least one of the three helicopters that become Marine One when the prez is sitting inside, flies over my back-yard several times a day. You can imagine how I've been tempted to run up to Jersey to buy a Bazooka from a cab driver.
Escher
Bird lime is a glue substance that traps birds little tootsies to the twigs they is perching on..
Re the bazooka thing..
I remember seeing a detective whodunnit film where some baddy was shooting people with water ..only it was frozen into a bullet shape..
They only caught him, because he got too fancy and used mineral water..
The gumshoe got suspicious when he realised cadavers shouldn't fizz so much...
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Originally posted by Aquafire
I ain't intending to do anything illegal.. Do yer think that some bird-lime might do the trick.
I'm not sure what bird-lime is. But if it's something that attracts birds, presumably to make the helicopters stay away, remember that birds are noisy too, and poop on top of that. At least the helicopters are just noisy and don't poop up your yard.
Here in DC, I'm en route between the White House and some of Bush's suburban destinations (e.g. Camp David). Marine One, or at least one of the three helicopters that become Marine One when the prez is sitting inside, flies over my back-yard several times a day. You can imagine how I've been tempted to run up to Jersey to buy a Bazooka from a cab driver.
Escher
Originally posted by Escher
I'm not sure what bird-lime is. But if it's something that attracts birds, presumably to make the helicopters stay away, remember that birds are noisy too, and poop on top of that. At least the helicopters are just noisy and don't poop up your yard.
Here in DC, I'm en route between the White House and some of Bush's suburban destinations (e.g. Camp David). Marine One, or at least one of the three helicopters that become Marine One when the prez is sitting inside, flies over my back-yard several times a day. You can imagine how I've been tempted to run up to Jersey to buy a Bazooka from a cab driver.
Escher
Bird lime is a glue substance that traps birds little tootsies to the twigs they is perching on..
Re the bazooka thing..
I remember seeing a detective whodunnit film where some baddy was shooting people with water ..only it was frozen into a bullet shape..
They only caught him, because he got too fancy and used mineral water..
The gumshoe got suspicious when he realised cadavers shouldn't fizz so much...