I'm getting a vasectomy
Tomorrow is the big day.
I will get a needle at the base of my penis, on top of the Tylenol 3s and Ativan that will already be in my system. I'll then have my vas deferens tugged out, then they're cauterized, and I'm good to go!
Not looking forward to the procedure, but the condom and pregnancy free future is going to be sweet.
Yee haw.
Oh yeah, don't click those links if you don't like seeing needles going into penises. Or blood at the base of penises. Or pictures of penises.
Found these at www.my-vasectomy.com.
I will get a needle at the base of my penis, on top of the Tylenol 3s and Ativan that will already be in my system. I'll then have my vas deferens tugged out, then they're cauterized, and I'm good to go!
Not looking forward to the procedure, but the condom and pregnancy free future is going to be sweet.
Yee haw.
Oh yeah, don't click those links if you don't like seeing needles going into penises. Or blood at the base of penises. Or pictures of penises.
Found these at www.my-vasectomy.com.
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where's that WTF video of power tools...
I may say a few words for the little guys. It's their doing though, they swim far too well to be trusted.
They'll still be produced, my body just absorbs them. Ewww.
Shit, this isn't like swallowing I hope.
boot time, throughput, etc...
I also just ordered a 15GB iPod. Should get some bonus for sacrificing my scrotum to keep my wife off the operating table getting her tubes tied.
Still working on the engraving though.
Originally posted by curiousuburb
how about some before and after performance benchmarks...
boot time, throughput, etc...
That just made my day....slightly better
Originally posted by murbot
We have a final swim planned for tonight.
I may say a few words for the little guys. It's their doing though, they swim far too well to be trusted.
They'll still be produced, my body just absorbs them. Ewww.
Shit, this isn't like swallowing I hope.
be sure she reads the science
suddenly, i'm getting flashes from Woody Allen
Originally posted by audiopollution
One of my co-workers was conceived after his father had a vasectomy ... and it wasn't the postman.
My science teacher said it felt like he was getting a good kick in the balls when he had his. He also said that they normally check to see if the procedure was completed correctly...so what AudioPollution says, DOES NOT happen.
Originally posted by ast3r3x
My science teacher said it felt like he was getting a good kick in the balls when he had his. He also said that they normally check to see if the procedure was completed correctly...so what AudioPollution says, DOES NOT happen.
You'd hope that medical technology had progressed since 1978.
It's true about my co-worker. His dad should have sacrificed whatever was left in the pipes to a Kleenex. That's what you get for screwing 4 days after a snip.
Uh oh. My wife and I have had this discussion recently.
I don't want to do it. I think she should get her tubes tied. My argument is that if I died at 50, she'd be too old anyway to have kids if she got re-married. But what if she dies at 50, and I want to get married and have kids with a 30-year old? Needless to say, she wasn't too impressed by that argument.
Maybe I'll ask trumptman to start a new thread on the subject.
4 days after the snip! God, they told me I'd have to "flush the pipes" about 20 times before I'm good. I'll have sperm count tests at 2 and 3 months after the procedure too, to confirm a zero sperm count.
Now THAT will be fun.
Originally posted by audiopollution
One of my co-workers was conceived after his father had a vasectomy ... and it wasn't the postman.
If I remember correctly, it can take up to ≈20 ejaculations 'till all of those little white tadpole wannabe bastards are completely flushed out.
Is there an echo in the building?
Originally posted by BRussell
Uh oh. My wife and I have had this discussion recently.
I don't want to do it. I think she should get her tubes tied. My argument is that if I died at 50, she'd be too old anyway to have kids if she got re-married. But what if she dies at 50, and I want to get married and have kids with a 30-year old? Needless to say, she wasn't too impressed by that argument.
Maybe I'll ask trumptman to start a new thread on the subject.
Why? Mrs. Trumptman wants him to do the same thing. Of course the little trumptmen (almost 4 and 2 respectively) have a lot to do with that.
Nick
Anyway congrats to murbot on worry-free sex!
Originally posted by murbot
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Oh yeah, don't click those links if you don't like seeing needles going into penises. Or blood at the base of penises. Or pictures of penises.
Found these at www.my-vasectomy.com.
I sat in on two prostate seed implantations. The mixture of feces and blood is horrible sight.
Those pics are awful, I hate you for making me look, eek.
20 times before you're dry huh? What witht he infamous collection, that should take you about a day!