I'm getting a vasectomy

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  • Reply 41 of 57
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
         I've had a vasectomy, and I've had it reversed.

            &n bsp; -Dr. Phil




    I'm assuming he's always right.
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  • Reply 42 of 57
    that is one tough decision to make...



    personally i don't think i would be able to do it.

    What if you guys change your mind in 5 years?

    No little murbots running around?

    And when i think of someone cutting my... oh man, *ouch*





    You've some balls to go through that, sir :-)



    Congrats!





    "For one human being to love another:

    that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks;

    the ultimate, the last test and proof,

    the work for which all other work is but preparation."

    Rainer Maria Rilke
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  • Reply 43 of 57
    Quote:

    Originally posted by murbot

    We chatted about websites, I told him all about the iPod, and probably got him convinced to buy his son one.



    You, murbot, are a true mac patriot! Even on the operating table, you do not fail to make new mac converts/iPod buyers!
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  • Reply 44 of 57
    ast3r3xast3r3x Posts: 5,012member
    I feel uncomfortable just thinking about it. Congrats man, like I said you are a true man...*shutters*
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  • Reply 45 of 57
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,464member
    How many lil Murbots are on this Earth. You must be sure you're not having anymore.
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  • Reply 46 of 57
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Two officially. After the time I had in college, I wouldn't dare to even contemplate how many little bastards might be running around.







    When I go back in 2 months to masturbate in the office, I'll ask and see if he got the iPod. (sperm count)



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  • Reply 47 of 57
    scottibscottib Posts: 381member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BRussell

    <snip> <snip>But what if she dies at 50, and I want to get married and have kids with a 30-year old? Needless to say, she wasn't too impressed by that argument.



    Have some sperm frozen. Though, I'll admit, I have no clue how long they'd be viable.
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  • Reply 48 of 57
    Hey Murbot,



    Just out of curiosity, once you get back in the saddle again, when you ejaculate- will anything come out of your wee wee, or will it be like a dry heave?
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  • Reply 49 of 57
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Ejaculate will still come out. It just wont have any sperm in it.



    The testes just make sperm. The goopy stuff is made in the prostate, and a handful of other glands.
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  • Reply 50 of 57
    serranoserrano Posts: 1,806member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BRussell

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    Uh oh. My wife and I have had this discussion recently.



    I don't want to do it. I think she should get her tubes tied. My argument is that if I died at 50, she'd be too old anyway to have kids if she got re-married. But what if she dies at 50, and I want to get married and have kids with a 30-year old? Needless to say, she wasn't too impressed by that argument.



    Maybe I'll ask trumptman to start a new thread on the subject.




    Getting your tubes tied is a major operation, lots of chances for infection, mistakes, or complications. Why put your wife through the danger of it when there's a much simpler, safer, solution?
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  • Reply 51 of 57
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DiscoCow

    Ejaculate will still come out. It just wont have any sperm in it.



    The testes just make sperm. The goopy stuff is made in the prostate, and a handful of other glands.




    No it won't. Semen, not just the sperm, travel through the vas deferens. And if I understand the operation correctly, murbot just had his vas deferens...ouch.
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  • Reply 52 of 57
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    what did thegelding say about all this murbot? (assuming you talked to him about it)
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  • Reply 53 of 57
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Placebo

    No it won't. Semen, not just the sperm, travel through the vas deferens. And if I understand the operation correctly, murbot just had his vas deferens...ouch.





    [EDIT]:Yeah I was right. Damn!
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  • Reply 54 of 57
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    Just coming back from Holidays, i am happy to see that AO is still Crazy
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  • Reply 55 of 57
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Some things just never change.
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  • Reply 56 of 57
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Placebo

    No it won't. Semen, not just the sperm, travel through the vas deferens. And if I understand the operation correctly, murbot just had his vas deferens...ouch.



    There is less than a 5% drop in ejaculate quantity. Most men will not notice a difference.



    Like ANYONE would EVER get one if it meant no more ejaculating.



    I don't think they'd bother having me in for a sperm count if I'd just be filling the cup with air.
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