OK... Astro Projection.

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ghost_user_nameghost_user_name
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
I find the process relaxing but I never seem to be able to "leave" my body... well when sober anyway.



Any thoughts? Does it work for you? Have you even attempted it?

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  • Reply 1 of 15
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    I haven't but come on by the next time you leave your body.



    Nick
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    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Leave a trail of bread crumbs.
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    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    My thoughts leave my body as I write this message.
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    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    do not go into the light
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    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    I am sure some on the board will frown...but really...I can't help but smile....almost on the verge of laughing.



    For starters, I think you mean "Astral Projection"



    Mind you, Astro could be right if you are the dog from the Jetsons.



    As regards "leaving your body " may I humbly suggest you "leave it" to medical science, or if you are Astro..you could leave it the Institute of Veterinary Sciences.



    You made my day



    Ps I hope you don't mind my gentle teasing..
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  • Reply 6 of 15
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    You see Aqua, Astro Projection (?A-Pro? as those in the know call it) is the process in which you use your spirit body to trample, discolor, mangle, deface, or otherwise ruin your self absorbed neighbor?s prized and meticulously manicured beautiful green lawn (astral urine is a bitch to clean up) And maybe steal a garden gnome or two. The bastard deserves it.



    And no one is the wiser.
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  • Reply 7 of 15
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DiscoCow

    You see Aqua, Astro Projection (?A-Pro? as those in the know call it) is the process in which you use your spirit body to trample, discolor, mangle, deface, or otherwise ruin your self absorbed neighbor?s prized and meticulously manicured beautiful green lawn (astral urine is a bitch to clean up) And maybe steal a garden gnome or two. The bastard deserves it.



    And no one is the wiser.





    I just fell off my chair...
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  • Reply 8 of 15
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    And that's called "Ass-tro Projection"
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  • Reply 9 of 15
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Hey, I never said it was easy.
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  • Reply 10 of 15
    placeboplacebo Posts: 5,767member
    THought I might ask- If you get run over by a bus while you're projecting, do you die?



    Just wondering whether anyone would know from experience.
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  • Reply 11 of 15
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Placebo

    THought I might ask- If you get run over by a bus while you're projecting, do you die?





    No, you just become a politician.
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  • Reply 12 of 15
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DiscoCow

    No, you just become a politician.



    That reminds me of an old politicians' saying.



    " Truth is a rare commodity in politics...so please use it sparingly.."



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  • Reply 13 of 15
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Man... I forgot I started this thread.



    I was tired and fed up with attempts at astral projection.



    Oh and Astro projection is when you cram Astro into a large cannon and fire him into space.



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  • Reply 14 of 15
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by \\/\\/ickes

    Man... I forgot I started this thread.



    .....Astro projection is when you cram Astro into a large cannon and fire him into space......





    If you opt for this form of projection may I recommend a helmet..
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