I didn't remember until I went back and reread it. It WAS funny. I'm assuming you got out of the way when the rhinoceros fell. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting. With all the postings you've done, how do you remember what you posted when? - a remarkable memory. I continue to be impressed by AI members.
The rhinoceros thingy brought to mind a (very poor) joke about the guy, standing on a street corner, snapping his fingers. Someone asked him why, and he replied, "To keep the elephants away."
His questioner said, "There are no elephants within thousands of miles."
To which, he replied, "Yeah, effective, isn't it?"
What did you do to keep a rhinoceros from falling on you?
I didn't remember until I went back and reread it. It WAS funny. I'm assuming you got out of the way when the rhinoceros fell. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting. With all the postings you've done, how do you remember what you posted when?
I just remembered that I had definitely already told you what I'm doing at the moment. I couldn't remember which thread it was in, but I recalled in a response to me you had used the word "chores". So I did an advanced search for posts you'd made containing the word "chores" and found the thread.
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What did you do to keep a rhinoceros from falling on you?
BTW, does anyone recall the movie where a woman asks Armando Assante, "What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
That may not be humorous to Brits, but US baseball fans would get it.
Only asking because my internet conection just seem a little laggy and that was after i went to these site just today.
ps. I have no desire to return to these sites....but I check my ???log and saw some differnt words or coding text that was forgien to me....excuse my spelling...
Only asking because my internet conection just seem a little laggy and that was after i went to these site just today.
ps. I have no desire to return to these sites....but I check my ???log and saw some differnt words or coding text that was forgien to me....excuse my spelling...
You've posted this in the wrong place, you should try the Genus Bar (http://forums.appleinsider.com/forumdisplay.php?f=8), as you're here though, some advice, don't use LimeWire, it's a really badly written piece of software; if you must download things use torrents.
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O.K., how about something more like what maimezvous suggested? "Language Police"
Done.
Done.
Many thanks
Eurythmic King of Nothingness
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Which AI member has the most posts? Who are the "contestants"?
All you need to do is check out the member list, sorted by post count.
All you need to do is check out the member list, sorted by post count.
Wow! I'm impressed. You're right up,
too. From your 'moniker', I assume you're a teacher. What do you teach?
Wow! I'm impressed. You're right up,
too. From your 'moniker', I assume you're a teacher. What do you teach?
I guess you don't recall the falling rhinoceros thread.
I guess you don't recall the falling rhinoceros thread.
I didn't remember until I went back and reread it. It WAS funny. I'm assuming you got out of the way when the rhinoceros fell. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting. With all the postings you've done, how do you remember what you posted when? - a remarkable memory. I continue to be impressed by AI members.
The rhinoceros thingy brought to mind a (very poor) joke about the guy, standing on a street corner, snapping his fingers. Someone asked him why, and he replied, "To keep the elephants away."
His questioner said, "There are no elephants within thousands of miles."
To which, he replied, "Yeah, effective, isn't it?"
What did you do to keep a rhinoceros from falling on you?
I didn't remember until I went back and reread it. It WAS funny. I'm assuming you got out of the way when the rhinoceros fell. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting. With all the postings you've done, how do you remember what you posted when?
I just remembered that I had definitely already told you what I'm doing at the moment. I couldn't remember which thread it was in, but I recalled in a response to me you had used the word "chores". So I did an advanced search for posts you'd made containing the word "chores" and found the thread.
What did you do to keep a rhinoceros from falling on you?
magnets.
I guess you don't recall the falling rhinoceros thread.
BTW, does anyone recall the movie where a woman asks Armando Assante, "What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
That may not be humorous to Brits, but US baseball fans would get it.
I tried googling the movie, but no luck.
Spamtastic, why the change?
Could you please remove my member title and return it to the default name.
Thank you
Thanks!
Can you please change mine to "iFlyHighByTai" ?
Thanks!
Only 863 posts to go!
Only 863 posts to go!
Shit... I've been here since before the turn of the century.. I just make my posts quality rather than quantity...
ps. I have no desire to return to these sites....but I check my ???log and saw some differnt words or coding text that was forgien to me....excuse my spelling...
Thank you
Only asking because my internet conection just seem a little laggy and that was after i went to these site just today.
ps. I have no desire to return to these sites....but I check my ???log and saw some differnt words or coding text that was forgien to me....excuse my spelling...
You've posted this in the wrong place, you should try the Genus Bar (http://forums.appleinsider.com/forumdisplay.php?f=8), as you're here though, some advice, don't use LimeWire, it's a really badly written piece of software; if you must download things use torrents.
Thanks!