Kickaha and Amorph couldn't moderate themselves out of a paper bag. Abdicate responsibility and succumb to idiocy. Two years of letting a member make personal attacks against others, then stepping aside when someone won't put up with it. Not only that but go ahead and shut down my posting priviledges but not the one making the attacks. Not even the common decency to abide by their warning (afer three days of absorbing personal attacks with no mods in sight), just shut my posting down and then say it might happen later if a certian line is crossed. Bullshit flag is flying, I won't abide by lying and coddling of liars who go off-site, create accounts differing in a single letter from my handle with the express purpose to decieve and then claim here that I did it. Everyone be warned, kim kap sol is a lying, deceitful poster.
Now I guess they should have banned me rather than just shut off posting priviledges, because kickaha and Amorph definitely aren't going to like being called to task when they thought they had it all ignored *cough* *cough* I mean under control. Just a couple o' tools.
Don't worry, as soon as my work resetting my posts is done I'll disappear forever.
Hmm I am the third in my family with my name. I dont think I would have liked 3.0 though. Might have made it a little weird \ Of course when we have children in a few years or so and if we have a little dude, no way will he be the 4th... Poor kid...
What I want to know though, is like, if whenever the kid has to have surgery... will they update his version number? It's the only logical thing to do.
What I want to know though, is like, if whenever the kid has to have surgery... will they update his version number? It's the only logical thing to do.
What I want to know though, is like, if whenever the kid has to have surgery... will they update his version number? It's the only logical thing to do.
Does that mean he has to go back to 1.9 before he even leaves the hospital? His parents are from Holland, MI.
(ie: very Christian + very Conservative = very Circumcised)
So getting the wisdom teeth out and appendix removed, etc. would be minor improvements, like removing the debug code, right ? By the time he loses all his baby teeth he should be v2.1. Actually, if he handles it smoothly, he could go open source with the ladies by the tenth grade.
Okay...I stand corrected, you guys might actually be a bigger geek than that guy. I can't believe ya'll are trying to figure out what version his kid will be once [insert life experience here] happens.
Naming the kid version 2.0 also implies that he is an upgraded version of his predecessor: his father. What new features does the child posses?
I'd say he is 2.0 during adolesence. Puberty is probably going to bring on a number of quick maintenance patches that will address recent bugs and security flaws. When he turns 18, I would imagine he would hit 2.1, and when he turns 21, we'll probably see a beta of 2.2. He'll be an unstable build until he graduates from college, if he graduates, and then maybe we'll see a major point release of 2.5.
Then he's going to get married, hit 2.6, and we'll see another barrage of quick bug fixes and security patches throughout the 2.6 point release. Then, during his mid life crisis, he'll be up to 2.7 beta for a bit, until eventually settling down at 2.8 stable, and when he retires, a modest 2.9 stable.
Naming the kid version 2.0 also implies that he is an upgraded version of his predecessor: his father. What new features does the child posses?
i thought the new features in version 2.0 are from his mother? he must be coded with cum++ or something. in java it's not possible to create a new object which inherits from two super-classes (mother and father)...
i thought the new features in version 2.0 are from his mother? he must be coded with cum++ or something. in java it's not possible to create a new object which inherits from two super-classes (mother and father)...
yep. the AIs are geekier than the guy who named his son 2.0 ...
hey wait .. if his kid is a 2.0, are you sure he didn't make him using just command line?
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I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake
Does this guy really have no imagination? I'm sure if he tried hard enough he'd be able to come up with something
Dave.
forward thinking?
come on, if it bugs the kid he can just go by John Cusack the 2nd or something
Now I guess they should have banned me rather than just shut off posting priviledges, because kickaha and Amorph definitely aren't going to like being called to task when they thought they had it all ignored *cough* *cough* I mean under control. Just a couple o' tools.
Don't worry, as soon as my work resetting my posts is done I'll disappear forever.
Originally posted by LoCash
What I want to know though, is like, if whenever the kid has to have surgery... will they update his version number? It's the only logical thing to do.
Originally posted by LoCash
What I want to know though, is like, if whenever the kid has to have surgery... will they update his version number? It's the only logical thing to do.
Does that mean he has to go back to 1.9 before he even leaves the hospital? His parents are from Holland, MI.
(ie: very Christian + very Conservative = very Circumcised)
Originally posted by Amorph
Is he 2.0 alpha until he hits puberty, and then 2.0 beta until he turns 18?
I'd say he is 2.0 during adolesence. Puberty is probably going to bring on a number of quick maintenance patches that will address recent bugs and security flaws. When he turns 18, I would imagine he would hit 2.1, and when he turns 21, we'll probably see a beta of 2.2. He'll be an unstable build until he graduates from college, if he graduates, and then maybe we'll see a major point release of 2.5.
Then he's going to get married, hit 2.6, and we'll see another barrage of quick bug fixes and security patches throughout the 2.6 point release. Then, during his mid life crisis, he'll be up to 2.7 beta for a bit, until eventually settling down at 2.8 stable, and when he retires, a modest 2.9 stable.
This paves the way for him to name his kid 3.0.
Originally posted by LoCash
Naming the kid version 2.0 also implies that he is an upgraded version of his predecessor: his father. What new features does the child posses?
i thought the new features in version 2.0 are from his mother? he must be coded with cum++ or something. in java it's not possible to create a new object which inherits from two super-classes (mother and father)...
Originally posted by Krassy
i thought the new features in version 2.0 are from his mother? he must be coded with cum++ or something. in java it's not possible to create a new object which inherits from two super-classes (mother and father)...
yep. the AIs are geekier than the guy who named his son 2.0 ...
hey wait .. if his kid is a 2.0, are you sure he didn't make him using just command line?