Right or left?

dmband0026dmband0026
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Ha! You all came in here thinking this was going to be a political discussion, but you couldn't have been more wrong.

That's right, it's exactly what you're all thinking now. Right or left hand? Which do you use to have a little fun? This is really a poll for the guys, but girls can play too if they like. And if you're feeling frisky, post whether you are right or left handed and how you voted in the poll.



Just in case you're wondering where I got the idea for this (I know I would), it was inspired by a discussion that happened in the Friends With Benefits thread.
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  • Reply 1 of 27
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    I use my left sometimes but it's like getting a HJ from a retarded circus midget...
  • Reply 2 of 27
    daverdaver Posts: 496member
    I'm a lefty in all respects, except when using a mouse. Convenient. 8)
  • Reply 3 of 27
    akumulatorakumulator Posts: 1,111member
    DMBand0026, do you think of Dave Matthews when you spank it?



    I think of Gary Busey.



    Also, I use both hands... I'm huge.
  • Reply 4 of 27
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    A few years ago, Tiger Woods improved his swing quite a bit by improving his left hand/arm coordination. In order to do this, he did everything with his left hand, even though he's a natural righty.



    Just goes to show, practice makes perfect.



  • Reply 5 of 27
    ganondorfganondorf Posts: 573member
    I spank it with my right hand and catch it with the left.
  • Reply 6 of 27
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    I'm sorry, I just found that visual amusing....





    I hope you wash afterwards.



    "Hi I'm Gandolf, nice to meet you..."



    *splert*
  • Reply 7 of 27
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    No fleshlight option? Watch the videos.
  • Reply 8 of 27
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Akumulator

    DMBand0026, do you think of Dave Matthews when you spank it?



    I think of Gary Busey.



    Also, I use both hands... I'm huge.



    \
  • Reply 9 of 27
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Oh, man, I thought this was about which hand you write and draw with.
  • Reply 10 of 27
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    left...

    right handed naturally...
  • Reply 11 of 27
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    We've got a dead tie between right and left now! Wow. And just for the record, I'm a righty who prefers the left. And BuonRotto, this is about what hand you write and draw with.
  • Reply 12 of 27
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    in the beginning, bog made me a righy, and he said that it was good. but later, a serpent, made of a convolution of internetworked wires, changed me into a lefty, in this respect, and thus i left eden.



    my right hand is far less effective typically. but, oddly enough, i got plenty of practice pre-net, and my right arm is [atleast modestly] larger than my left. i still punch with my right, so maybe that can account for their "slight" uncongruous size. [yea, i didn't masturbate too much, i just punch a lot... that's the ticket; /me proceeds to punch a wall in denial]
  • Reply 13 of 27
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by thuh Freak

    [snip]

    [yea, i didn't masturbate too much, i just punch a lot... that's the ticket; /me proceeds to punch a wall in denial]



    So you're going to beat off on a wall now?
  • Reply 14 of 27
    toweltowel Posts: 1,479member
    I could never get used to mousing with my left hand. Fascinating poll. What's the breakdown by handedness? What's the effect of mousers vs. page-turners (vs. other)? Many righies are probably saying "left" because they can't mouse with their left, while many lefties probably mouse with their right anyway.
  • Reply 15 of 27
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    you fool you!



    Towel, I hope you were being facetious....
  • Reply 16 of 27
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
  • Reply 17 of 27
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    Whoohoo!



    Kickaha <- singlehandedly (ba-dum-bum) controlling the feral feline population.
  • Reply 18 of 27
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
  • Reply 19 of 27
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Oh... and I prefer my left when on the computer and right while in the shower.































    HEY EVERYBODY!!!!



  • Reply 20 of 27
    mattjohndrowmattjohndrow Posts: 1,618member
    i'm semi ambidextrous
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