Drive by Porn

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  • Reply 21 of 35
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Artman @_@

    The same people who:



    1. Yak on a cell phone.

    2. Eat whoppers.

    3. Play games.

    4. Try to find "culture" on the radio.

    5. Drink a PBR.

    6. Get a blow job.

    7. Sleep.

    8. ...etc.



    What ever happened to driving a goddamn car anyway?



    The car - Not just transportation...an extention of your boring, indulgent, lazy lifestyle!




    Best driving advice I ever got when learning:



    "You don't drive a car, so much as aim it."



    Puts a lot of things in perspective.
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  • Reply 22 of 35
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Kickaha

    Best driving advice I ever got when learning:



    "You don't drive a car, so much as aim it."



    Puts a lot of things in perspective.




    Every new driver should pass all the missions in Grand Theft Auto 3 (Vice City is for wussies)...



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  • Reply 23 of 35
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    If you're walking down the street and look in my living room window and see porn, is that wrong?



    If I'm having sex with my windows open in the summer because it's so damn hot, is that wrong?



    Porn in the car is fine. If you don't like it, don't look.
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  • Reply 24 of 35
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    amazing. a post so inane there is no reply.
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  • Reply 25 of 35
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    If it's dark out, and you're standing in an open window with the lights on getting a hummer, so you're readily visible from the street, then yes that's wrong. Duh.



    Congrats man, stupidest post of the day.
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  • Reply 26 of 35
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    no sex for you today, bunge. take another beer, while you're up there.
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  • Reply 27 of 35
    crusadercrusader Posts: 1,129member
    Porn. In the car. Wow.



    Personally, I wouldn't be showing porn in my car. Not only are there fines, but I really wouldn't want to have to clean my leather seats or tell someone to stop whackin it while I'm driving, I mean comeon, my car already suffers enough abuse by my friends...
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  • Reply 28 of 35
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    hmm.



    new meaning to the term "drive by shooting"
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  • Reply 29 of 35
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Giaguara

    oh c'mon .. who wants to watch porn while they drive...



    i agree. what are you going to do, masterbate, then go to the store to pick something up and have your love juices all over hands. it's insane



    i agree this country is prudish but come on!, porn while you drive? that's insane



    this country is hypocritical in that it allows viagra ads on tv but then gets upset at janet jackson, that's insane and hypocritical
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  • Reply 30 of 35
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bunge

    If you're walking down the street and look in my living room window and see porn, is that wrong?



    If I'm having sex with my windows open in the summer because it's so damn hot, is that wrong?



    Porn in the car is fine. If you don't like it, don't look.








    if you have lots of kids in the neighborhood you should be careful. it's not your job to teach other peoples kids about the birds and the bees, you could traumatize them
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  • Reply 31 of 35
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    I don't agree that porn in the car is such a great idea, either (keep it where it belongs- on your computer monitor, of course ), but for those of you concerned with hyperactive anti-obscenity legislation, please cruise by here on your way out:



    www.stopfcc.com
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  • Reply 32 of 35
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Yeah, at least keep it to a hummer while you're cruising on the highway... only the truckers are going to see you, and I'm thinking that a trucker isn't going to be too sensitive to that type of thing.
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  • Reply 33 of 35
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by bunge

    If you're walking down the street and look in my living room window and see porn, is that wrong?



    If I'm having sex with my windows open in the summer because it's so damn hot, is that wrong?



    Porn in the car is fine. If you don't like it, don't look.




    Is your house driving down the 405? How big are the windows? Is your TV right in the window? Don't you have shades?



    If you are in a car, you can be seen. Common sense should tell you not to do anything that you wouldn't want to be seen doing. If you're seen picking your nose, you just make people think "ew, what a pig". If you're driving down the road watching "Teen Spankers", you'll make people think "exhibishionistic wierdo". Unfortunately for you, some of them will have badges and guns. Then you can star in your own video: "Officer Billy Bob's Bitch"
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  • Reply 34 of 35
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by burningwheel

    i agree. what are you going to do, masterbate, then go to the store to pick something up and have your love juices all over hands. it's insane



    i agree this country is prudish but come on!, porn while you drive? that's insane



    this country is hypocritical in that it allows viagra ads on tv but then gets upset at janet jackson, that's insane and hypocritical




    and they can show the Brittney Spears spoof video on MadTv repeats on comedy central at 7.30 pm. it was VERY sexual. people should be outraged by this. not appropriate for TV before 11pm imo
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  • Reply 35 of 35
    kirklandkirkland Posts: 594member
    This is obviously criminal. No one has right to display porn so brazenly in situations where you may be showing it to those who are not of legal age to see it.



    If you're going to watch porn, you should do so in your home, either in a room where the TV isn't visible from the street, or with the shades/blinds closed. Otherwise, you deserve any fine you receive.



    Have a little common courtesy.



    Kirk
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