I can confirm The Subservient Chicken will "do poo", "read a book", "stand on his head" (well he tried). I couldn't get him to have anal sex but maybe that was because there was no one to do it with.
I can confirm The Subservient Chicken will "do poo", "read a book", "stand on his head" (well he tried). I couldn't get him to have anal sex but maybe that was because there was no one to do it with.
okay...one) what the ****?!?
and two) why'd you ask a guy in a chicken suit to have anal sex?
why'd you ask a guy in a chicken suit to have anal sex?
Because I can, Robot, because I can. (He's The Subservient Chicken for chrissakes, he's there to do my bidding).
Anyway, don't shoot the messenger. The Subservient Chicken has been screaming around the blogosphere all morning.
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...For when "your way" calls for an enslaved chicken, Burger King invites you to "have chicken your way" by offering you the newest in ads even veteran AdBusters won't want to bust: The Subservient Chicken. He "riverdances", he "throws pillows", he "builds forts" and he even takes "bonghits". He's technically a rooster, but let's not worry about that when we can tell him to "play air guitar", "moonwalk", or "grab crotch like michael jackson." The Subservient Chicken: more than a furry's dream come true, more than a timewaster for stoned college kids; this method of advertizing just begs to be copied like so many memes. Plus, you can tell him to "die".
I told the chicken to kiss his own ass, and he charged the camera.
Yes I've noted he can be a bit testy at times. But hell, that's pretty tame compared to some of the things The Subservient Chicken has been asked to do (another reason I had to go for anal sex - he'd already been asked to some pretty weird shit before I got to him.)
I have no idea how it works or what it's all about. But damn I like the idea of having a subservient chicken about the place.
It seems to be a bunch of video clips strung together, the guy must collect requests and fill them ahead of time, then program it to replay certain video clips based on key words in your request. I'm sure that he sees A LOT of the same requests over and over again. Throw in some random head scratching and shifting around, and then you got what looks like a live feed. \
or something.
either that or it's a live feed, and so endeth the world
It seems to be a bunch of video clips strung together, the guy must collect requests and fill them ahead of time, then program it to replay certain video clips based on key words in your request. I'm sure that he sees A LOT of the same requests over and over again. Throw in some random head scratching and shifting around, and then you got what looks like a live feed. \
or something.
either that or it's a live feed, and so endeth the world
And apparently some guy has backward engineered the API within the HTTP headers (uh huh), to uncensor the censored behaviour (I only just discovered some behaviour is censored after asking him to scratch his balls).
I asked the chicken to kiss my ass and he charged at the camera and gave me the thumbs down.
Holy Shit! This goes way beyond the commercial I saw... yeah, the website is f*cked..... is it a live feed? I told the chicken to sit down and he did. I told it to fart and he stood up and squated and flapped his wing behind his ass....... very weird. \
so, I was thinking it was a preproduced bunch of clips than acted on your command... but i asked it to moonwalk and he did. Who moonwalks anymore? It's 20 years after that craze......
That site is fvcking sweet. Oh man, the comic genius... I almost puked my breakfast up, I laughed so hard at some of his stuff. The "Astrology is BS" and "Bill O'Reilly is a Big Blubbering Vagina" were pretty choice. Also, the Hate Mail section is "parr excellance".
Nothing better than a home-grown web site that abuses the obtuse.
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Originally posted by mattjohndrow
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Overdone...it was funny when it was new, now everyone loves it and it's annoyingly overplayed haha.
I can confirm The Subservient Chicken will "do poo", "read a book", "stand on his head" (well he tried). I couldn't get him to have anal sex but maybe that was because there was no one to do it with.
www.ouchytheclown.com is just plain wrong
Originally posted by crazychester
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
I can confirm The Subservient Chicken will "do poo", "read a book", "stand on his head" (well he tried). I couldn't get him to have anal sex but maybe that was because there was no one to do it with.
okay...one) what the ****?!?
and two) why'd you ask a guy in a chicken suit to have anal sex?
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
why'd you ask a guy in a chicken suit to have anal sex?
Because I can, Robot, because I can. (He's The Subservient Chicken for chrissakes, he's there to do my bidding).
Anyway, don't shoot the messenger. The Subservient Chicken has been screaming around the blogosphere all morning.
...For when "your way" calls for an enslaved chicken, Burger King invites you to "have chicken your way" by offering you the newest in ads even veteran AdBusters won't want to bust: The Subservient Chicken. He "riverdances", he "throws pillows", he "builds forts" and he even takes "bonghits". He's technically a rooster, but let's not worry about that when we can tell him to "play air guitar", "moonwalk", or "grab crotch like michael jackson." The Subservient Chicken: more than a furry's dream come true, more than a timewaster for stoned college kids; this method of advertizing just begs to be copied like so many memes. Plus, you can tell him to "die".
(via http://boingboing.net/)
He really likes hula dancing and ice skating, and he even knows ballet steps (The Subservient Chicken can changement!)
I have no idea how it works or what it's all about. But damn I like the idea of having a subservient chicken about the place.
Originally posted by BuonRotto
I told the chicken to kiss his own ass, and he charged the camera.
Yes I've noted he can be a bit testy at times. But hell, that's pretty tame compared to some of the things The Subservient Chicken has been asked to do (another reason I had to go for anal sex - he'd already been asked to some pretty weird shit before I got to him.)
Originally posted by crazychester
I have no idea how it works or what it's all about. But damn I like the idea of having a subservient chicken about the place.
It seems to be a bunch of video clips strung together, the guy must collect requests and fill them ahead of time, then program it to replay certain video clips based on key words in your request. I'm sure that he sees A LOT of the same requests over and over again. Throw in some random head scratching and shifting around, and then you got what looks like a live feed.
or something.
either that or it's a live feed, and so endeth the world
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
It seems to be a bunch of video clips strung together, the guy must collect requests and fill them ahead of time, then program it to replay certain video clips based on key words in your request. I'm sure that he sees A LOT of the same requests over and over again. Throw in some random head scratching and shifting around, and then you got what looks like a live feed.
or something.
either that or it's a live feed, and so endeth the world
Right that explains how (the rather luscious) Xeni Jardin has posted this list of Subservient Chicken behaiour on her web site http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html.
And apparently some guy has backward engineered the API within the HTTP headers (uh huh), to uncensor the censored behaviour (I only just discovered some behaviour is censored after asking him to scratch his balls).
I asked the chicken to kiss my ass and he charged at the camera and gave me the thumbs down.
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
okay...one) what the ****?!?
I saw a Burger King commercial tonight with this chicken and this is the same reaction I had.... what the f*ck?!
I know.... it's just premade actions that correspond to many many word commands, but I like it.
[EDIT] here's the company that made the site: The Barbarian Group
Originally posted by Akumulator
I'm a little drunk too
A little drunk? You are obviously as pissed as a fart!
Reread this thread when you're sober from when the chicken site makes it's first appearance.
Originally posted by Artman @_@
PC people be warned...
The Best Page in the Universe
That site is fvcking sweet. Oh man, the comic genius... I almost puked my breakfast up, I laughed so hard at some of his stuff. The "Astrology is BS" and "Bill O'Reilly is a Big Blubbering Vagina" were pretty choice. Also, the Hate Mail section is "parr excellance".
Nothing better than a home-grown web site that abuses the obtuse.
Or
You're the man now dog!
http://mirrored.flabber.nl/winnoise/
Originally posted by crazychester
A little drunk? You are obviously as pissed as a fart!
Reread this thread when you're sober from when the chicken site makes it's first appearance.
Sorry.
Anyway, I was going to submit weirdlinks.com but it looks as though it's now been put to rest.
Edit: Here..... http://www.eddiebreen.com/
Originally posted by Akumulator
Sorry.
Anyway, I was going to submit weirdlinks.com but it looks as though it's now been put to rest.
Edit: Here..... http://www.eddiebreen.com/
Oh don't apologise. I thought it was hilarious.
Not only only did you discuss everything Robot and I had been talking about immediately before, you discussed it with yourself!
Akumulator - the one man forum. Funny stuff.