will someone make up some good rumors for me please.

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
had a rough day.

thanks.
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  • Reply 1 of 32
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Yes, there's a rumor that this thread is about to be locked. ThinkSecret posted some screenshots.





  • Reply 2 of 32
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    the next mac is rumoured to have a one-button mouse
  • Reply 3 of 32
    oldmacfanoldmacfan Posts: 501member
    Everything MOSR says is true. Then Apple says, can't do that now cause MOSR already knows.





  • Reply 4 of 32
    shallowthroatshallowthroat Posts: 78member
    I think Nemesis has some going in another thread....



    -st
  • Reply 5 of 32
    sworthysworthy Posts: 71member
    this topic definitely cracked me up



    thanks



    ps I've had a rough day too
  • Reply 6 of 32
    eupfhoriaeupfhoria Posts: 257member
    New powermacs next tuesday!

    Failing that, it may be a week later.

    Or maybe the week after that.

    ad infinum.
  • Reply 7 of 32
    messiahtoshmessiahtosh Posts: 1,754member
    Maybe Nemesis created his thread at the request of this one...



    EDIT: Nope, Nemesis created his topic first.
  • Reply 8 of 32
    ipodandimacipodandimac Posts: 3,273member
    apple vice president of PR said today that developers would have a new hardware platform with the G5 at WWDC. (no, he really did)
  • Reply 9 of 32
    gsxrboygsxrboy Posts: 565member
    The hold up with the 32 nano chips is a shortage of unobtanium that is used as tresselling for the ssoi to flow between when the chips are layered and quad cored as the next rev will be.



    So I have been told.
  • Reply 10 of 32
    jimzipjimzip Posts: 446member
    Heard a rumour that the Apple website is going to have a major update to it's looks. Not just the centre image.



    Oh come on! It's looked the same for as long as I can remember it!



    Jimzip
  • Reply 11 of 32
    jimzipjimzip Posts: 446member
    Ok.. Here we go!



    www.apple.com



    Well.. Maybe not the whole site. But at least the centre image!



    Jimzip
  • Reply 12 of 32
    krassykrassy Posts: 595member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Jimzip

    Ok.. Here we go!



    www.apple.com



    Well.. Maybe not the whole site. But at least the centre image!



    Jimzip



    i think those iBooks would be a huge hit. for the iPod-mini owners it's a must-have!!!
  • Reply 13 of 32
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Yes, they're adorable! I approve...
  • Reply 14 of 32
    tak1108tak1108 Posts: 222member
    Here PC user. Have a little of the iCrack mini.



    Oh, now that you bought one of those, did you see the all new iBook '04, they perfectly match that iPod mini you just bought...



    *Drools* *Buys new iBook 04 to match his iPod mini*
  • Reply 15 of 32
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    He probably still wouldn't be able to encode a CD...
  • Reply 16 of 32
    crusadercrusader Posts: 1,129member
    *CONFIRMED*



    G5's to be shipped next tuesday, b/c NAB and parts and God says so.



    *CONFIRMED*



    Apple Store Down.
  • Reply 17 of 32
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
  • Reply 18 of 32
    waragainstsleepwaragainstsleep Posts: 13member
    Tomorrow Apple will unveil the all-new 'MagiMac'.

    This new Mac will posess the unique ability to turn any wintel box within 200 miles into a rabbit.



    Microsoft refused to comment on a new version of Windows XP rumoured to be in development for PCs afflicted after close contact with the MagiMac, but they are believed to be experiencing difficulty in finding a practical method of writing Data to lettuce leaves, and persuading rabbits to write data to their faeces.

    Industry sources claim that compatability with Office documents would be greatly improved by the modified hardware, if the data read/write issues could be solved.

    An M$ spokesgoblin denied claims of panic at M$ HQ, after Apple CEO Steve Jobs was seen in a travel agents buying tickets for a round-the-world trip with a prototype MagiMac slung under his arm.

    M$ also refused to confirm that the next major release of Windows has been re-named 'Longtail'.



    Sony and Dell have announced that they are working on ramping-up production of their new vertically-mounted, cage-side water bottles.
  • Reply 19 of 32
    kurtkurt Posts: 225member
    No need to make up rumors. I found this from Macworld in an article about the original release of the G5.



    "When Steve Jobs announced that the G5 would reach 3GHz by June 2004, he let us know just how confident Apple is in its partnership with IBM."



    You can find it here: Macworld about halfway down the page.



    (I do know that the date was later pushed back but it still fun to see it in print.)
  • Reply 20 of 32
    messiahtoshmessiahtosh Posts: 1,754member
    10 years ago Kurt Cobain was possibly murdered.



    How's that for a rumor for you?
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