The hold up with the 32 nano chips is a shortage of unobtanium that is used as tresselling for the ssoi to flow between when the chips are layered and quad cored as the next rev will be.
This new Mac will posess the unique ability to turn any wintel box within 200 miles into a rabbit.
Microsoft refused to comment on a new version of Windows XP rumoured to be in development for PCs afflicted after close contact with the MagiMac, but they are believed to be experiencing difficulty in finding a practical method of writing Data to lettuce leaves, and persuading rabbits to write data to their faeces.
Industry sources claim that compatability with Office documents would be greatly improved by the modified hardware, if the data read/write issues could be solved.
An M$ spokesgoblin denied claims of panic at M$ HQ, after Apple CEO Steve Jobs was seen in a travel agents buying tickets for a round-the-world trip with a prototype MagiMac slung under his arm.
M$ also refused to confirm that the next major release of Windows has been re-named 'Longtail'.
Sony and Dell have announced that they are working on ramping-up production of their new vertically-mounted, cage-side water bottles.
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ps I've had a rough day too
Failing that, it may be a week later.
Or maybe the week after that.
ad infinum.
EDIT: Nope, Nemesis created his topic first.
So I have been told.
Oh come on! It's looked the same for as long as I can remember it!
Jimzip
www.apple.com
Well.. Maybe not the whole site. But at least the centre image!
Jimzip
Originally posted by Jimzip
Ok.. Here we go!
www.apple.com
Well.. Maybe not the whole site. But at least the centre image!
Jimzip
i think those iBooks would be a huge hit. for the iPod-mini owners it's a must-have!!!
Oh, now that you bought one of those, did you see the all new iBook '04, they perfectly match that iPod mini you just bought...
*Drools* *Buys new iBook 04 to match his iPod mini*
G5's to be shipped next tuesday, b/c NAB and parts and God says so.
*CONFIRMED*
Apple Store Down.
This new Mac will posess the unique ability to turn any wintel box within 200 miles into a rabbit.
Microsoft refused to comment on a new version of Windows XP rumoured to be in development for PCs afflicted after close contact with the MagiMac, but they are believed to be experiencing difficulty in finding a practical method of writing Data to lettuce leaves, and persuading rabbits to write data to their faeces.
Industry sources claim that compatability with Office documents would be greatly improved by the modified hardware, if the data read/write issues could be solved.
An M$ spokesgoblin denied claims of panic at M$ HQ, after Apple CEO Steve Jobs was seen in a travel agents buying tickets for a round-the-world trip with a prototype MagiMac slung under his arm.
M$ also refused to confirm that the next major release of Windows has been re-named 'Longtail'.
Sony and Dell have announced that they are working on ramping-up production of their new vertically-mounted, cage-side water bottles.
"When Steve Jobs announced that the G5 would reach 3GHz by June 2004, he let us know just how confident Apple is in its partnership with IBM."
You can find it here: Macworld about halfway down the page.
(I do know that the date was later pushed back but it still fun to see it in print.)
How's that for a rumor for you?