Wanna quickie?
Non-rude words or phrases for sex. Ones that don't require **** or s's where there should be u's when used in polite company. Commonly used ones (or at least ones we can check). NO BLOODY LISTS!
Then (yes there's more), as a lot of the more uh, technical terms often sound like they mean something else, if you can put them in a sentence to give them an alternative meaning, double points!
Me first.
Flagrante delicto
Man to waiter: "I'll have the beef wellington with roasted spring vegetables and bernaise sauce and my wife will have the flagrante delicto on a bed of baby spinach with rosemary and red wine jus."
Then (yes there's more), as a lot of the more uh, technical terms often sound like they mean something else, if you can put them in a sentence to give them an alternative meaning, double points!
Me first.
Flagrante delicto
Man to waiter: "I'll have the beef wellington with roasted spring vegetables and bernaise sauce and my wife will have the flagrante delicto on a bed of baby spinach with rosemary and red wine jus."
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Saw this in the London underground. Only not in America.
"Rumpy-pumpy" is still one of my favorites. Say it out loud, and it sounds like nursery rhyme babble. Write it down and the obvious intent is just *obscene*.
"gettin' it on"
Originally posted by shetline
In the commonly-used words category:
Saw this in the London underground. Only not in America.
Check out this video (1.5 MB)
As I said, I was thinking more in terms of technical jargon. For instance, "coitus" has always sounded more like something you catch to me than a description of fun in the sack. "Doctor can you give me something for my coitus?" or "That's the worst case of coitus I've ever seen. We're going to have to operate."
I'm sure somebody could do something novel with "fornication".
Anyway, this'll do. I've got about 3 hours of stapling and stuffing envelopes to do so I need something to keep me amused. Keep 'em coming. Monkey video now ready for viewing - must go.
Originally posted by crazychester
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His coitus seems to have ruptured due to over copulation, we'll need to preform an emergency fornication STAT....
Originally posted by NaplesX
Just saying "I really am in the mood for some hot grape-nuts" can't be good.
Picked this one up from the Grape Nuts thread.
cleaning the shower walls...
Alas poor Yorick. I knew him, Fellatio, a fellow of infinite jest; of most excellent fancy....
Nice one DiscoCow. Like the stat on the end.
I can't believe there's a cereal called grape nuts. Let alone that anybody would actually admit to eating it.
BR I knew you'd resonate with this thread.