I am a feminine sausage link who loves to discover trouser snakes.
Which just proves this site is BS. One, because I already know where the trouser snakes live and two, because in my experience, they've never shown much inclination to be shy and retiring.
Although I will admit they do seem to like hiding in holes.
Did I say that out loud or did I only think it......
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Originally posted by ShawnJ
I am a caged behemoth who loves to poke dildos...
I am also a funky pawslut who loves to orally explore scarecrows.
Make your damn mind up, Shawn. You can't have your cake and eat it.
That can't be right.
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
Apparently, I am now Harald's bitch.
That can't be right.
I literally LOL'd at that.
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
Why couldn't I be a stimulated goliath who like to lick hot chicks?
Originally posted by murbot
I am a lecherous manwhore who likes to eat women.
The funniest thing is that this is pretty close to bang-on.
heh heh
i told you.
Damn, whoever made this was a genius.
Yep. That's me.
I'll try the machine later.
nope, i'm a tiny sausage link who loves to lick giant tits.
i'm not too keen on the tiny sausage link part, but damn if i don't like to lick giant tits.
Hellfire. Don't let me disturb you.
hello I'm a 'Corpulent Goddess who LOVES to corrupt c**ts'
flick.
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
You like to lick giant's tits?
Hellfire. Don't let me disturb you.
thanks hassan, that's very considerate of you.
the only way they could be more accurate is if they tacked "smokin a doob" onto the end.
Which just proves this site is BS. One, because I already know where the trouser snakes live and two, because in my experience, they've never shown much inclination to be shy and retiring.
Although I will admit they do seem to like hiding in holes.
Did I say that out loud or did I only think it......
Furthermore, I'm a gigantic boytoy who loves to deflower lesbians.
Originally posted by Fran441
I'm a biased Nintendo 64 who loves to laugh at Bill Cosby
winner