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  • Reply 21 of 41
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ShawnJ

    I am a caged behemoth who loves to poke dildos...



    I am also a funky pawslut who loves to orally explore scarecrows.



    Make your damn mind up, Shawn. You can't have your cake and eat it.
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  • Reply 22 of 41
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Apparently, I am now Harald's bitch.



    That can't be right.
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  • Reply 23 of 41
    709709 Posts: 2,016member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

    Apparently, I am now Harald's bitch.



    That can't be right.



    I literally LOL'd at that.
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  • Reply 24 of 41
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    I am a stimulated doughnut who loves to philosophy with Mexico
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  • Reply 25 of 41
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

    Why couldn't I be a stimulated goliath who like to lick hot chicks?



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  • Reply 26 of 41
    cam'roncam'ron Posts: 503member
    i am a godly disco queen who loves to grow dildos
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  • Reply 27 of 41
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by murbot

    I am a lecherous manwhore who likes to eat women.



    The funniest thing is that this is pretty close to bang-on.



    heh heh



    i told you.
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  • Reply 28 of 41
    haraldharald Posts: 2,152member
    I am a slutty whoremonger who likes to pimp Hassan i Sabbah.



    Damn, whoever made this was a genius.
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  • Reply 29 of 41
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    I am a flatuent manwhore who loves to mount horses.



    I want my money back!
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  • Reply 30 of 41
    nebulousnebulous Posts: 193member
    I'm a carcinogenic sex-god who loves to locate crotches.



    Yep. That's me.
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  • Reply 31 of 41
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    I'm a biased Nintendo 64 who loves to laugh at Bill Cosby?



    I'll try the machine later. \
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  • Reply 32 of 41
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    i decided to see if i was still who i thought i was.

    nope, i'm a tiny sausage link who loves to lick giant tits.



    i'm not too keen on the tiny sausage link part, but damn if i don't like to lick giant tits.
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  • Reply 33 of 41
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    You like to lick giant's tits?



    Hellfire. Don't let me disturb you.
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  • Reply 34 of 41
    flick justiceflick justice Posts: 632member
    BINGO!

    hello I'm a 'Corpulent Goddess who LOVES to corrupt c**ts'

    flick.
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  • Reply 35 of 41
    running with scissorsrunning with scissors Posts: 1,124member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

    You like to lick giant's tits?



    Hellfire. Don't let me disturb you.



    thanks hassan, that's very considerate of you.
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  • Reply 36 of 41
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    i am a [horny] [manwhore] who loves to [megaFUCK] [giant tits].



    the only way they could be more accurate is if they tacked "smokin a doob" onto the end.
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  • Reply 37 of 41
    gspottergspotter Posts: 342member
    beware: I'm a malignant pawslut who loves to hoard balls...
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  • Reply 38 of 41
    crazychestercrazychester Posts: 1,339member
    I am a feminine sausage link who loves to discover trouser snakes.



    Which just proves this site is BS. One, because I already know where the trouser snakes live and two, because in my experience, they've never shown much inclination to be shy and retiring.



    Although I will admit they do seem to like hiding in holes.



    Did I say that out loud or did I only think it......
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  • Reply 39 of 41
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Yeah, well screw you guys...I'M A DISEASED MIDGET WHO LOVES TO FVCK MEXICO!!!







    Furthermore, I'm a gigantic boytoy who loves to deflower lesbians.
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  • Reply 40 of 41
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Fran441

    I'm a biased Nintendo 64 who loves to laugh at Bill Cosby





    winner
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