My school didn't have a prom, but a student run (and hidden from the school's administration) grad party. No dates, but lots of booze and lots of drunken hook ups.
My recommendation, sneak a bottle of 80+ proof out of your parent's house, get flucked up before, and barf all over the girl that wouldn't go with you. She'll certainly never forget and if all goes to plan, you won't remember anything the next morning.*
*HOM is not responsible for any actions that may be taken based on his post to AI. You're a man now, live with the consequences.
damn...
thats really close to what actually happened...
however I did end up going with that girl that "wouldn't go with me" (long and complicated story that I'd rather not get into...) and instead of puking on her-she just ended up cleaning up after me...
and I did remember it all the next day.... could have been worse tho...
Actually I am just hoping for a kiss. I don't know my date very well...I mean we are friends, but we really only know each other because we are in the same group of friends.
I'm not sure about wining and dining though, since they are serving food at our prom...chicken (CHEAP ß@$?@®?$!)
But yeah...figure I'll be looking less ugly in my tux, and it will be a nice setting, say a nice thing or two and hopefully a kiss . I will say it's rather annoying though as since she is pretty cute (but most guys notice her bigger uh well you know) that they are constantly telling me to "get some" and "hit that shit". They think a date means I get whatever I want. Sometimes being a gentleman is a curse!
How confident are you? Anyway, buy some flowers. It's too late for the "spring boquet," so you're stuck with roses. You either have to do a dozen red, or be really studly and do single. . . I'd go for the dozen. Moving on, a dozen red roses and a good time. . . that's guaranteed play. Trust me. Just make sure to not be a total moron.
Well, well, well, it looks as though it's time for the State College High School prom 2004. I just picked up my tux today (all black,vest, shirt, pants, jacket, tie.. thank you Steve Jobs) and my flowers have been ordered.
My date wont tell me the color of her dress, but she told me what color flowers to get, so it should be all good.
It shocked me when she told me, "I booked a hotel room for after the parties..." Needless to say, I was kind of surprised by that. "Do you want to do that?" she said. Obviously and without hesitation I said, "Yeah, definitely."
I'm nervous, but we'll see what happens...especially since I have the room rigged up with hidden cameras....not really. Oh, I should also probably not get the store branded condoms, I'll end up with twins or something....again, just kidding. I am saving my sex for marriage.
I'm nervous, but we'll see what happens...especially since I have the room rigged up with hidden cameras....not really. Oh, I should also probably not get the store branded condoms, I'll end up with twins or something....again, just kidding. I am saving my sex for marriage.
Murb can hook you up with that Paris Hilton video if you'd like. You might be able to pull some pointers out of it. . . . Remember, just don't tell her to sit on a bottle. That didn't go over too well.
Is this date of your's a girlfriend, or just a rando with some goal of losing the v-card before the end of high school? Anyway, there are plenty of arguable reasons for and against giving her what she apparently wants.
I'm nervous, but we'll see what happens...especially since I have the room rigged up with hidden cameras....not really. Oh, I should also probably not get the store branded condoms, I'll end up with twins or something....again, just kidding. I am saving my sex for marriage.
Let's see a picture and we'll let you know if you need to bang her or not.
I've decided against going because it's way too expensive and I don't like the whole notion anyway. $100 a ticket, so that's $200 for me and my girlfriend. I assume another $70 or so to rent a tux and like $60 for the ride. I'd rather buy something else with the money. Plus, I don't like my school, or many of the people in it. I don't feel the need to give them that much money.
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Originally posted by HOM
My school didn't have a prom, but a student run (and hidden from the school's administration) grad party. No dates, but lots of booze and lots of drunken hook ups.
My recommendation, sneak a bottle of 80+ proof out of your parent's house, get flucked up before, and barf all over the girl that wouldn't go with you. She'll certainly never forget and if all goes to plan, you won't remember anything the next morning.*
*HOM is not responsible for any actions that may be taken based on his post to AI. You're a man now, live with the consequences.
damn...
thats really close to what actually happened...
however I did end up going with that girl that "wouldn't go with me" (long and complicated story that I'd rather not get into...) and instead of puking on her-she just ended up cleaning up after me...
and I did remember it all the next day....
Originally posted by ast3r3x
Hey now guys don't knock my plan
Actually I am just hoping for a kiss. I don't know my date very well...I mean we are friends, but we really only know each other because we are in the same group of friends.
I'm not sure about wining and dining though, since they are serving food at our prom...chicken
But yeah...figure I'll be looking less ugly in my tux, and it will be a nice setting, say a nice thing or two and hopefully a kiss
How confident are you? Anyway, buy some flowers. It's too late for the "spring boquet," so you're stuck with roses. You either have to do a dozen red, or be really studly and do single. . . I'd go for the dozen. Moving on, a dozen red roses and a good time. . . that's guaranteed play. Trust me. Just make sure to not be a total moron.
My date wont tell me the color of her dress, but she told me what color flowers to get, so it should be all good.
It shocked me when she told me, "I booked a hotel room for after the parties..." Needless to say, I was kind of surprised by that. "Do you want to do that?" she said. Obviously and without hesitation I said, "Yeah, definitely."
I'm nervous, but we'll see what happens...especially since I have the room rigged up with hidden cameras....not really. Oh, I should also probably not get the store branded condoms, I'll end up with twins or something....again, just kidding. I am saving my sex for marriage.
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It shocked me when she told me, "I booked a hotel room for after the parties..."
Umm, she booked a hotel room for after prom? jesus H. Christ . . . State College High School? Wow . . . you must live an unholy, unmoral life.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
I'm nervous, but we'll see what happens...especially since I have the room rigged up with hidden cameras....not really. Oh, I should also probably not get the store branded condoms, I'll end up with twins or something....again, just kidding. I am saving my sex for marriage.
Murb can hook you up with that Paris Hilton video if you'd like. You might be able to pull some pointers out of it. . . . Remember, just don't tell her to sit on a bottle. That didn't go over too well.
Is this date of your's a girlfriend, or just a rando with some goal of losing the v-card before the end of high school? Anyway, there are plenty of arguable reasons for and against giving her what she apparently wants.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
I'm nervous, but we'll see what happens...especially since I have the room rigged up with hidden cameras....not really. Oh, I should also probably not get the store branded condoms, I'll end up with twins or something....again, just kidding. I am saving my sex for marriage.
Let's see a picture and we'll let you know if you need to bang her or not.
Originally posted by HOM
Let's see a picture and we'll let you know if you need to bang her or not.
AGREED
Originally posted by HOM
Let's see a picture and we'll let you know if you need to bang her or not.
I'll get one here as soon as I can.
Messiahtosh... don't misread the cues here... she may just want to make out in private...
in any event, be confident, but whatever you do make sure she is ok, and honestly willingly to do everything you do end up doing...
always treat people with respect even when they are in the least accommodating positions
Originally posted by PBG3
Most important...stay safe. You don't want to be faced with the worst disease of all....preganancy.
well, he wouldn't have it, see...