What the hell, I'm on lunch break right now and need a diversion from the lawyerly duty of finalizing a work contract I have been writing all weekend. Here goes:
would you rather be too hot or too cold?
I guess this boils down to which makes you more miserable. As long as we're not talking heat stroke or frostbite territory, I'd rather be cold.
would you rather drive a fully-loaded pick-up truck or a Cadillac?
Cadillac's are for country-club blow-hards. As long as it's not an SUV, I'll take the truck anyday.
would you rather drive a sports car convertible or a Jeep?
Jeep
would you rather have a steak or lobster?
Lobster over "steak" as such, but Filet Mignon over Lobster.
8)
would you rather go to the mountains or the beach?
Mountains
would you rather be rich and smart or good-looking and dumb?
Are you sure you phrased this right? Maybe "rich and stupid vs. low income and intelligent?" As it is, the choice is easy because being rich and smart are not mutually exclusive of being good-looking.
would you rather join the Air Force or the Navy?
Air Force
would you rather eat at McDonald?s or Taco Bell?
Taco Bell
would you rather be an only child or have siblings?
Siblings
would you rather be killed in a car wreck or die from drowning?
Car wreck for sure.
would you rather be executed by firing squad or by electric chair?
Firing squad (another easy one)
would you rather be able to dance really well or sing really well?
Sing. I don't think I'd enjoy dancing even if I were good at it. I'd enjoy singing in my car though.
would you rather be a rock star or an Olympic athlete?
Athlete (Team USA Hockey)
would you rather your significant other have a good-looking face or a good-looking body?
Face... bodies fade with time anyway. Faces usually stay attractive if you take care of your skin.
would you rather be athletic or smart?
Smart....
would you rather put mustard or mayo on your ham sandwich?
Today's lunch indicates mayo.
with your steak do you prefer baked potato or fries?
Fries.
do you prefer apples or oranges?
Apples
would you rather your significant other be extremely gorgeous/sexy or really fun to be around?
If at the exclusion of the other, fun to be around. I have met plenty of gorgeous bitches in my lifetime. 20 minutes at a time is about all I can handle. Of course... for some player-types that's all they need. Never been much for the "player scene" though. Life's too short to waste it chasing glamour girls for the chance at a weekend fling, eh?
would you rather be unable to speak or unable to hear?
Marry Julia Roberts (Take 5 years off), F$c* Britney cuz I would kill myself if I had to listen to that, and Kill Gwyneth b/c she's worse than Brit, not as hot, and is gonna breakup Coldplay.
So if I was of a non-hetero persuasion I would: Kill Russell Crowe, f^$k Brad Pitt, and marry Viggo Mortensen.
Fu&%, Marry, Kill should be an entirely separate thread
F*^k, Marry, Kill: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, FDR.
Oh: Mexican Food over Pizza, and a Truck over a Caddy? Just where in PA do you live? Even the people in North East, PA would go for Pizza and Caddys
uh oh--Jennifer's gonna bust out her purse and crush you!
I wouldn't really want to marry Brad Pitt. I saw him in an interview, and he seemed really "nice". But frankly it was almost more a "brotherly" kind of 'nice'. A bit too soft for me. I want someone more *male* than he seemed. Hard to describe what I mean, but I know it when I see it. I guess it's a kind of quiet strength and quiet self-confidence, for lack of a better description. (And really, really smart. )
Plus I don't really believe in marriage. Maybe I just haven't met the right guy. That's probably it. What I'd like to do is meet the right guy, and then *NOT* marry him. heh. Does that make any sense?
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would you rather be too hot or too cold?
I guess this boils down to which makes you more miserable. As long as we're not talking heat stroke or frostbite territory, I'd rather be cold.
would you rather drive a fully-loaded pick-up truck or a Cadillac?
Cadillac's are for country-club blow-hards. As long as it's not an SUV, I'll take the truck anyday.
would you rather drive a sports car convertible or a Jeep?
Jeep
would you rather have a steak or lobster?
Lobster over "steak" as such, but Filet Mignon over Lobster.
8)
would you rather go to the mountains or the beach?
Mountains
would you rather be rich and smart or good-looking and dumb?
Are you sure you phrased this right? Maybe "rich and stupid vs. low income and intelligent?" As it is, the choice is easy because being rich and smart are not mutually exclusive of being good-looking.
would you rather join the Air Force or the Navy?
Air Force
would you rather eat at McDonald?s or Taco Bell?
Taco Bell
would you rather be an only child or have siblings?
Siblings
would you rather be killed in a car wreck or die from drowning?
Car wreck for sure.
would you rather be executed by firing squad or by electric chair?
Firing squad (another easy one)
would you rather be able to dance really well or sing really well?
Sing. I don't think I'd enjoy dancing even if I were good at it. I'd enjoy singing in my car though.
would you rather be a rock star or an Olympic athlete?
Athlete (Team USA Hockey)
would you rather your significant other have a good-looking face or a good-looking body?
Face... bodies fade with time anyway. Faces usually stay attractive if you take care of your skin.
would you rather be athletic or smart?
Smart....
would you rather put mustard or mayo on your ham sandwich?
Today's lunch indicates mayo.
with your steak do you prefer baked potato or fries?
Fries.
do you prefer apples or oranges?
Apples
would you rather your significant other be extremely gorgeous/sexy or really fun to be around?
If at the exclusion of the other, fun to be around. I have met plenty of gorgeous bitches in my lifetime. 20 minutes at a time is about all I can handle. Of course... for some player-types that's all they need. Never been much for the "player scene" though. Life's too short to waste it chasing glamour girls for the chance at a weekend fling, eh?
would you rather be unable to speak or unable to hear?
Mr. Anderson says: "unable to speak."
would you rather have pizza or Mexican food?
You obviously don't live near Chicago.
With that said:
hot, caddy, sports car, steak, beach, rich/smart, Air Force, McD's, siblings, drowning, electric chair, sing, Olympic Athlete, face, smart, mayo, fries, apples, sexy, speak, pizza.
f**k julia roberts cause i wouldnt have to look at her face in the dark
kill gwyneth paltrow just because
ok my turn
f**k, marry, kill: jessica simpson, paris hilton, and angolina jolie (sp?)
AND
too hot
* would you rather drive a fully-loaded pick-up truck or a Cadillac?
truck
* would you rather drive a sports car convertible or a Jeep?
sports car
* would you rather have a steak or lobster?
lobster
* would you rather go to the mountains or the beach?
beach, but only if it was rather secluded--not those tourist beaches
* would you rather be rich and smart or good-looking and dumb?
rich and smart
* would you rather join the Air Force or the Navy?
tough call, but i scuba dive, so navy
* would you rather eat at McDonald?s or Taco Bell?
McD
* would you rather be an only child or have siblings?
siblings
* would you rather be killed in a car wreck or die from drowning?
car wreck
* would you rather be executed by firing squad or by electric chair?
firing squad
* would you rather be able to dance really well or sing really well?
tough call again, but i suppose sing
* would you rather be a rock star or an Olympic athlete?
rock star
* would you rather your significant other have a good-looking face or a good-looking body?
face
* would you rather be athletic or smart?
smart
* would you rather put mustard or mayo on your ham sandwich?
mayo
* with your steak do you prefer baked potato or fries?
fries
* do you prefer apples or oranges?
oranges, but i like my computer
* would you rather your significant other be extremely gorgeous/sexy or really fun to be around?
really fun
* would you rather be unable to speak or unable to hear?
speak
* would you rather have pizza or Mexican food?
pizza--wow that was an easy call
Originally posted by Carol A
'forced choice' is mostly just for fun.
I don't know about the "fun" part...the last time I did this with my wife, we ended up getting into a huge fight, which lasted most of the morning.
We did have make up sex though, which was fun...but next time, I think I'd rather skip the fight and go straight for the sex.
**** jessica simpson, kill paris hilton, and marry angolina jolie
* would you rather be too hot or too cold?
hot
* would you rather drive a fully-loaded pick-up truck or a Cadillac?
Cadillac, because I don't want to have to worry about the load
* would you rather drive a sports car convertible or a Jeep?
sports car. There's nowhere fun to take a jeep arounf here.
* would you rather have a steak or lobster?
lobster
* would you rather go to the mountains or the beach?
mountains anytime
* would you rather be rich and smart or good-looking and dumb?
rich and smart, especially since the choice doesn't rule out being rich, smart and good looking.
* would you rather join the Air Force or the Navy?
Air Force
* would you rather eat at McDonald?s or Taco Bell?
McDonald?s, taco bell is incredibly nasty
* would you rather be an only child or have siblings?
siblings
* would you rather be killed in a car wreck or die from drowning?
drowning
* would you rather be executed by firing squad or by electric chair?
firing squad
* would you rather be able to dance really well or sing really well?
dance
* would you rather be a rock star or an Olympic athlete?
athlete
* would you rather your significant other have a good-looking face or a good-looking body?
body
* would you rather be athletic or smart?
smart
* would you rather put mustard or mayo on your ham sandwich?
mayo
* with your steak do you prefer baked potato or fries?
fries
* do you prefer apples or oranges?
oranges
* would you rather your significant other be extremely gorgeous/sexy or really fun to be around?
really fun
* would you rather be unable to speak or unable to hear?
speak
* would you rather have pizza or Mexican food?
Mexican food
C'mon guys. Be brave. hahaha
So if I was of a non-hetero persuasion I would: Kill Russell Crowe, f^$k Brad Pitt, and marry Viggo Mortensen.
Fu&%, Marry, Kill should be an entirely separate thread
F*^k, Marry, Kill: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, FDR.
Oh: Mexican Food over Pizza, and a Truck over a Caddy? Just where in PA do you live? Even the people in North East, PA would go for Pizza and Caddys
fvck Thalia, marry Norah Jones, and kill Madonna.
Nick
Marry Brad Pitt
Kill Russell Crowe
Originally posted by Carol A
Marry Brad Pitt
uh oh--Jennifer's gonna bust out her purse and crush you!
Marry? If I could do it all over again, I'd still marry the love of my life: my wife.
Kill? I'd kill disease, poverty and hatred. Can't we all just get along and live better lives?
(holy SHIT that was sickening!)
Originally posted by ipodandimac
uh oh--Jennifer's gonna bust out her purse and crush you!
I wouldn't really want to marry Brad Pitt. I saw him in an interview, and he seemed really "nice". But frankly it was almost more a "brotherly" kind of 'nice'. A bit too soft for me. I want someone more *male* than he seemed. Hard to describe what I mean, but I know it when I see it.
Plus I don't really believe in marriage. Maybe I just haven't met the right guy. That's probably it. What I'd like to do is meet the right guy, and then *NOT* marry him. heh. Does that make any sense?
The world just got a little bit more fair today.
Why?
Because Brad Pitt, yes BRAD PITT had to quit smoking.
Why? So he could get FIT enough to play his role for Troy.
Yes folks, even BRAD PITT must face age and the beer gut.
Life is good.
Nick