Here's an odd question

progmacprogmac
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
I live in an apartment building that is three stories and has a dozen or so apartments in it. A rumor is going around that last Friday someone committed suicide in the apartment above mine. I am curious if this is true. Does anyone know how if there is some govt. institution I can contact to verify this? Are deaths public knowledge? Are obituaries mandatory?

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  • Reply 1 of 14
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    You could just go upstairs and knock on the door.
  • Reply 2 of 14
    progmacprogmac Posts: 1,850member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Brad

    You could just go upstairs and knock on the door.



    too easy! i don't want to confront want might be an awkward situation, especially since i think a couple people were (are??) living up there
  • Reply 3 of 14
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,261member
    Do it. Say you're there to pick up the $500 he owes you.



  • Reply 4 of 14
    buckeyebuckeye Posts: 358member
    Why not do a google search for the police report? Or just call your local precinct and ask if there has been any police activity at your building recently.
  • Reply 5 of 14
    progmacprogmac Posts: 1,850member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by buckeye

    Why not do a google search for the police report? Or just call your local precinct and ask if there has been any police activity at your building recently.



    Good call, that is exactly what i'll do. I imagine the police would come if there was a suicide, right? Or just and ambulance?
  • Reply 6 of 14
    progmacprogmac Posts: 1,850member
    my PD's website: http://www.norwoodpolice.org/



    only posting it because i find it amusing that this is on the main page:





    which turns to





    when you role the mouse over
  • Reply 7 of 14
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by progmac

    my PD's website: http://www.norwoodpolice.org/





    Dear Norwood Police,



    1995 called, they want their website back.



    Thank You,

    Willoughby
  • Reply 8 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by progmac

    http://www.norwoodpolice.org/



    Holy mother of Hell.



    That's why I quit my last job - they kept trying to pitch to local governments (it is a good profitable niche) but the ogres that run these places all have horrendous ideas, expect you to implement what they "design" and demand ridiculous approval processes and designs by committee...arrrrggghhhhh flashback!!!!



    (Kills 5 deeds clerks)



    Ok...I'm better now.
  • Reply 9 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    We, the Norwood Police Division, exist to serve all people within our jurisdiction with respect, fairness and compassion.



    Hence the Eric Cartman mascot?



    Now, I love Cartman and all, but he has said a few offensive things in the past...
    • "Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"

    • "Go back to San Francisco with all the other Jews."

    • "How about we sing Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch in D minor."

    • "My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa."

    • "F*ck f*ckitty f*ck f*ck f*ck!!"

    • "Attention all shoppers cripple fight outside, cripple fight outside."

    • "Respect My Authoritah!"

    • "Be a man Stan. Just say, 'Hey woman, you shut your mouth and make babies."

    • "I would never kill somebody...not unless they piss me off."

    • "No way dude, my mom says God hates gay people."

    ...actually it all makes sense now.

  • Reply 10 of 14
    homhom Posts: 1,098member
    Norwood Police Division:

    Now Protecting The Future Too?



  • Reply 11 of 14
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by HOM

    Norwood Police Division:

    Now Protecting The Future Too?







    Good eye....
  • Reply 12 of 14
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Willoughby

    Dear Norwood Police,



    1995 called, they want their website back.



    Thank You,

    Willoughby



  • Reply 13 of 14
    stoostoo Posts: 1,490member
    What is the Norwood police site doing to Safari?
  • Reply 14 of 14
    mattjohndrowmattjohndrow Posts: 1,618member
    that's awesome, i love it!
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