Guess tomorrows Apple main page Slogan

in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
i like BRussell's from another thread:

Yeah, how about this on

"Gee, 5 days left until MWSF."

or maybe--

5 days left until MWSF

Tell your friends (if they are really your friends) to sell ALL their MS and PC related stocks....

perhaps too long....i'd rather see BRussell's anyway....g


  • Reply 1 of 25
    I dont see it happening, but if they did run that as a banner, tell me how nuts these boards would be, as well as their stock. That would rock.
  • Reply 2 of 25
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    BRussell's number one.

    I think it should be "5 days until the future is here. Unless if you are from AI. Then you have to wait a couple of years more before we can fulfill your dreams"
  • Reply 3 of 25
    macaddictmacaddict Posts: 1,055member
    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Save your pennies, you're gonna need them.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Better start the eBay auctions.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Hold on to your AAPL stock.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Bring your kids. Bring your parents. Bring your iPods.
  • Reply 4 of 25
    icomicom Posts: 41member
    here's my shot

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco

    Prepare to want one

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco

    Oceans rise, cities fall, Apple will survive

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco

    it's a bird, it's a train, no it's The all new G5

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco

    it will bring permenant damage to the timeline

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco

    We at Apple can't hardly wait

    [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: iCom ]

    [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: iCom ]</p>
  • Reply 5 of 25
    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Better make sure you're sitting down.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    You'll want to have a clean change of underwear handy.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery for at least 4 hours after viewing this keynote.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Expect the unexpected.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    They're gonna be shitting bricks in Redmond.

    [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: FormerLurker ]</p>
  • Reply 6 of 25
    xypexype Posts: 672member
    5 days to Macworld San Francisco!

    It's not hype. Shut up you AI addicts back there.
  • Reply 7 of 25

    How about

    5 days left 'til MWSF

    "Oh GOD! I'm C-o-m-i-n-g!"
  • Reply 8 of 25
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    [quote]Originally posted by FormerLurker:


    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Expect the unexpected.

    [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: FormerLurker ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

    I think we have a winner. I really think Apple will use something like that over the 5 day span
  • Reply 9 of 25
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    its going to be a big number 5 only, but....

    run a rgb scanner over it. All the white will be 255/255/255, but there will be areas of 255,255,254 that spell out a secret message..
  • Reply 10 of 25
    If the G5 is coming at MWSF, tomorrow they should have a clever hint at the G5, with only 5 days left.
  • Reply 11 of 25
    "5 Days to MWSF"

    New Year. New Macs. New CEO.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    2000: OS IX. 2001: OS X. 2002: OS XP.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Eat. Drink. Be Merry.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Windows Schmindows.

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    Tell Gates He's Screwed

    "5 Days to MWSF"

    We've Got GHz We Ain't Even Used Yet.
  • Reply 12 of 25
    Pro. Go. Whoa!

    Hold on to something.
  • Reply 12 of 25
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    I doubt we'll see any hints specific to what's being released except maybe on the day before.
  • Reply 14 of 25
    5 days to Macworld San Francisco.

    '98 was just a tune up.

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco.

    Believe the hype. We do.

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco.

    We'll change the way you think about computers.

    5 days to Macworld San Francisco.

    Don't you wish you knew.
  • Reply 15 of 25
    5 Golden Rings--no, wait, that's a song that's been running through my head. But whatever. Come see our 5 new products in just 5 days!

  • Reply 16 of 25
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    "5 days to Macworld San Franciso. Hold on to your ass."

    "5 days to Macworld San Francisco. Promises kept."

    A sly allusion to Jobs' statement last year that "we're going to be closing the MHz gap".
  • Reply 17 of 25
    5 Days to MacWorld

    Guaranteed to be better than that fruitcake.

    It will neither suck nor blow.

    Bring the drool buckets.

    i Might have a Clue

    [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: discstickers ]</p>
  • Reply 17 of 25
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    how about:

    5 Days to MWSF.....

    but go to the Apple Store and get your LCD iMac G4 today

    and the apple store finally comes back up after being down for 24 hrs....

    or....tipping a hat to BRussell again:

    "Gee, 5 days left until MWSF.

    see, we visit AI too "

    as a sly and nice wink to this message board


    [ 01-01-2002: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
  • Reply 19 of 25
    7 Days to MWSF

    This one is big. Even by our standards.

    6 Days to MWSF

    Count the days. Count the minutes. Count on being blown away.

    5 Days to MWSF

    You'll see why 2002 is bigger than 1984.

    4 Days to MWSF

    Come early. You'll need to be sitting for this one.

    3 Days to MWSF

    The Revolution has just begun.

    2 Days to MWSF

    People will architect homes and offices around it.

    1 Day

    Um... nevermind.
  • Reply 20 of 25
    vox barbaravox barbara Posts: 2,021member
    the next one is:

    ... 5 ...


    Expect light. Trust it.


    Faster than light. Fasten your mind.


    To be or not to be. We will win that battle.


    1984 the Macintosh emerged. 1998 the iMac was born. 2002 your wishes come true.

    than (the day bevor):

    We will change tomorrow.

    this could also be:

    Wanted. Most Wanted. Highly wanted.


    At MWSF SJ unviels a 800mhz lcd iMac. Further, he demos X10.2. Further, he promises a 1.2 ghz G5 for somewhere in the middle of the year. He presents an iPad for only $1.300 (the "revol. thing"). He, finally, clears all hopes with a "significantly" bumped G4 PowerMac (±1.2ghz)


    Press Headline tells us: A significantly amount of suicides among AI-People occures. The question is: Why? Some wierd facts about ...

    PS: No, I didn't smoke anythink, I'm awake, full of concious
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