I would sit down with a hamburger and a soda and start unwinding the slinky during lunch, gamely trying to force straightness out of a hardened, flattened, coiled wire. I would get ketchup everywhere, I would knock over my drink by accident several times and I would cuss. Oh how I would cuss. It's likely that I would at some point cut myself, and very possible that I would throw it down and jump up and down on it, eventually.
Any measuring I might accomplish would be cursory and half-hearted, and I would surely forget the length by the time I arrived back at the Burger Doodle to buy the chocolate milkshake designed to calm my nerves and sooth my ass-kicking by a child's toy.
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if 1"=.007oz and the slinkey is 12oz than 12/.007 = lenght of the slinky
Any measuring I might accomplish would be cursory and half-hearted, and I would surely forget the length by the time I arrived back at the Burger Doodle to buy the chocolate milkshake designed to calm my nerves and sooth my ass-kicking by a child's toy.
QED