When I was a kid (6 to 10 yrs old) I had a friend who would always badger us with questions like this. What if you were forced to make a choice between A and B where A and B were gross things like eating various live vermin, losing body parts and other topics so fascinating to little boys. We'd try not to answer but he'd wear us down. When we'd finally pick something he'd say "Oh, you're so weird. I'd never do that.". He used to drive us nuts.
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Originally posted by mattjohndrow
would you rather be admin or moderator?
Moderator, because the admins apparently live in coffins.
Would you rather use a PC or use OS 9?
Originally posted by tonton
OS 9.
Would you rather wear a miniskirt to the supermarket or to the bank?
To a supermarket with an ATM.
Would you rather play World of Warcraft for a week, or Trespasser forever?
Originally posted by tonton
A week's worth of World of Warcraft.
Would you wather watch The Bachelor or Race to the Altar?
I'd wather watch The Bachelor, you wascally wabbit.
But I've never actually seen Race to the Altar, Oh He with the Rampaging Phallus (that's you tonton
Would you rather donate blood or sperm?
Would you rather be decapitated or blown up?
Originally posted by hardeeharhar
Sperm, you get paid more.
Would you rather be decapitated or blown up?
Blown up....
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Would you rather pet President Bush's dog (Please note that it's some sort of a poodle-like creature...), or Rush Limbaugh's cat?
-Neø the dittohead
Originally posted by hardeeharhar
Sperm, you get paid more.
Would you rather be decapitated or blown up?
Blown up!
Would you rather take the Red pill or the Blue pill?
Originally posted by Neø
Blown up....
That would be nice.
Originally posted by Neø
Would you rather pet President Bush's dog (Please note that it's some sort of a poodle-like creature...), or Rush Limbaugh's cat?
-Neø the dittohead
The dog.
And the next question:
Would you rather be a coke addict, or an oxycontin addict?
Originally posted by iPoster
Blown up!
Would you rather take the Red pill or the Blue pill?
Originally posted by audiopollution
That would be nice.
The dog.
And the next question:
Would you rather be a coke addict, or an oxycontin addict? [/B]
Oxy addict, because coke is suplied by the democrat, Bill Clinton.
And the first question: blue pill.....aren't oxy pills blue?
-Neø the dittohead
BTW, i'm listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show right now
-Neø the dittohead
Would you rather organize a movement of hundreds of AppleOutsiders to all Report Neø, or PM a mod to boot her?
i knew that ya'll find the one that i posted pretty hard to answer...
-Neø the dittohead
Originally posted by Placebo
I'm not going to answer that.
Would you rather organize a movement of hundreds of AppleOutsiders to all Report Neø, or PM a mod to boot her?
Can I say, "both"?
-Neø the dittohead
Originally posted by audiopollution
Can I say, "both"?
Let's do it.
No more feeding. She/he/it eats too much.
-Neø the dittohead
Originally posted by Neø
okay, would you rather have everyone call me "troll-of-the-month" or "troll-of-the-year?"
-Neø the dittohead
Would you rather have this thread locked, or crash it yourself?
Seriously people, either get this thread back on track, or don't post any more.
would you rather do push-ups or sit-ups?
-Neø the dittohead
P.S. i'm sorry about the trolling that i did earlier in this thread
i understand that trolling is wrong and i'm stopping, right NOW
When I was a kid (6 to 10 yrs old) I had a friend who would always badger us with questions like this. What if you were forced to make a choice between A and B where A and B were gross things like eating various live vermin, losing body parts and other topics so fascinating to little boys. We'd try not to answer but he'd wear us down. When we'd finally pick something he'd say "Oh, you're so weird. I'd never do that.". He used to drive us nuts.
Okay I'll answer that one: Apple Pie for sure.
Would you rather Natalie Portman or Zhang Ziyi?
Edit: The latter is of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" fame.