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  • Reply 21 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by hardeeharhar

    chester you know you love the assasin gig...



    Yeah, but I'm crap at Maths. And nobody corrected me. Shame! Fixed.



    Damn. I'm going to miss my flight.



    To be continued.....
  • Reply 22 of 68
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    Old enough to vote



    Too young for carbon dating
  • Reply 23 of 68
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    i'm street legal this side of the pond, and presumably elsewhere. but really, i just want to see if cc would post a hilarious little tidbit about my personal history.
  • Reply 24 of 68
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    Oh, Chester, why did you revealed my real life ?. You destroyed the myth of my virtual life.

    Didn't you know that the dream of a fashion designer was to give a new skin to people ?



    I imagine a blue skin for mariners, a pink skin for nurses, a green skin for gardiners ..., to graft wings for angels, horn for devils, grafted arms for indy priests ...



    My real life is sad, I am surrendered by top models, live in the jet set society, totally addictive to drugs, debauché et fier de l'être.
  • Reply 25 of 68
    feraliferali Posts: 173member
    15 baby hell yea
  • Reply 26 of 68
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by crazychester

    [B]Buon Rotto is a 29 year old web site designer and also lectures part-time in Interactive Media at UNC. He was a Fundamentalist Christian until about six months ago when he suddenly announced he was converting to the Ba'hai faith (much to everyone's surprise).



    BuonRotto is one word, and it's Bahá'Ã*, thankyouverymuch! And I have no idea WTF Bahá'Ã* is really about. I was trying to impress this chick, but then she got dreadlocks, and blonde chicks shouldn't get dreadlocks. Still single.
  • Reply 27 of 68
    feraliferali Posts: 173member
    whoa tonton so how old does this make u? i am guessing..... let me get back to u on that
  • Reply 28 of 68
    mattjohndrow is a 42 year old biologist currently based at McMurdo Sound in Antartica although he hails from Vermont. He is researching the migratory patterns of the Emperor Penguin. Just before Christmas, he fell into a crevasse and was almost killed. He spent a night in the open and suffered severe frost bite before colleagues found him the next day.



    Playmaker is 29 and works in a bank. He suffers from OCD and has been undergoing therapy for the last three years. His wife is a mountain climber of some renown. She has scaled six of the Seven Summits (the highest mountains on each continent). She plans to complete this rare feat when she tackles Mt Aconcagua in Argentina in the Southern Hemisphere summer of 2005-2006. She has climbed Everest 6 times including once without oxygen.



    Fellowship is 35 and a highly respected foreign correspondent who works for a major national newspaper. He has recently returned from Iraq where he spent 6 months embedded with US Marines. In 2002, he was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. He is soon to marry Heather who is a female Grand Prix race car driver, one of only three in the world. She currently drives for Ferrari.



    tmp is 46 and a Hollywood agent who's clientele include Kevin Spacey, Alicia Silverstone and Denzel Washington. He was born a Siamese twin joined to his brother at the chest and abdomen. Fortunately, they both had a full set of organs and were succesfully separated in a 12 hour operation at the age of 15.



    thuh Freak is a 59 year old dental surgeon with a serious nitrous oxide problem. He is a second cousin of Queen Elizabeth II of England. When his Uncle George died in 2003, he inherited his estate and title and is now the 16th Earl of Oxbury. He was once convicted of bygamy and spent 6 months in prison. He recently married a 19 year old porn star.



    Sorry Powerdoc I didn't realize you really longed to be a mad scientist.



    Sorry BounRotto for all my errors and that it didn't work out with the blonde chick.



    I'll have to tell you about tonton later Ferali. I need to finish off the Swedish translation of the latest amendments to the EU Constitution before the next session of the parliament begins.
  • Reply 29 of 68
    Heh, teh whippersnappers...



    Mid fifties...



  • Reply 30 of 68
    feraliferali Posts: 173member
    haha well since yall know about everyone else.. heres sum bout me

    i live in iowa n im 15 i play football (reciever, strong safety) swimming (50 free, 100 free, 100 breast,) and track (200's and 400's) my mom has always used macs and ive just grown to like them and in 2001 i got a hand me down orange imac g3 and it has treated me well and just this x mas i got a g5 imac and it is kick ass. i aint some nerdy guy either i just like keepin up wit things so yea. when i aint chillin wit my friends or havin practice i am on the computer during all my free time. so yea theres all u need to know
  • Reply 31 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Ferali

    haha well since yall know about everyone else.. heres sum bout me

    i live in iowa n im 15 i play football (reciever, strong safety) swimming (50 free, 100 free, 100 breast,) and track (200's and 400's) my mom has always used macs and ive just grown to like them and in 2001 i got a hand me down orange imac g3 and it has treated me well and just this x mas i got a g5 imac and it is kick ass. i aint some nerdy guy either i just like keepin up wit things so yea. when i aint chillin wit my friends or havin practice i am on the computer during all my free time. so yea theres all u need to know




    Well that's great Ferali. I'm sure Splinemodel would be happy to give you some football tips. Unfortunately, it looks like Apple might have sold you a keyboard with a broken shift key. You might want to have that looked at. The good news is, if you hang around here, by the end of the year your spelling, grammar and punctuation will have improved ten-fold and you'll be top of your English class. I was going to correct my second misspelling of BuonRotto but I think I'll leave it there and you might get to see how the system works in practice (again).



    tonton is a 34 year old, Hong Kong based arms dealer and ex CIA agent. He suffers from priapism and has to have his trousers specially tailored to fit. In 1999, he won the World Mahjong Championship and was awarded the winners cheque of $US35,000 by the great grand-daughter of Mao Zedong.



    hardhead is a 56 year old mid wife specializing in home births and an expert in shiatzu massage. She was a flower child in the 1960s and one of Ken Kesey's "Merry Pranksters" aboard the psychedic bus. She is vegetarian and lives on a farm in the Ozark Mountains where she practices permaculture and self sufficiency. For Christmas 2003 she sent each of us a beanie she knitted from homespun wool. She named one of her goats after pfflam (pfflam the goat).
  • Reply 32 of 68
    akumulatorakumulator Posts: 1,111member
    I'll be 13 next month... that's teenager, bitches!
  • Reply 33 of 68
    Akumulator is a 12 year old child prodigy who speaks 7 languages and found a mistake in one of Stephen Hawking's calculations. He is responsible for several breakthroughs in String Theory and will commence studying at Harvard this year. He claims to have gained his IQ of 215 when he was abducted by aliens at the age of 4.
  • Reply 35 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Ferali

    haha well since yall know about everyone else.. heres sum bout me

    i live in iowa n im 15 i play football (reciever, strong safety) swimming (50 free, 100 free, 100 breast,) and track (200's and 400's) my mom has always used macs and ive just grown to like them and in 2001 i got a hand me down orange imac g3 and it has treated me well and just this x mas i got a g5 imac and it is kick ass. i aint some nerdy guy either i just like keepin up wit things so yea. when i aint chillin wit my friends or havin practice i am on the computer during all my free time. so yea theres all u need to know




    ... and you don't like puctuation, apparently.
  • Reply 36 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by crazychester

    durin oakenskin is a 31 year old professional tennis player from Berne. She represented Switzerland in tennis at the Athens Olympics. She is currently seeded 136th in the world. Her family own a chocolate factory and have been making fine Swiss chocolate for 125 years.



    How did you know that?! There are only the following explanations:



    crazychester works for the Department for Homeland Security and has secretely assigned 76% of all field agents to gather information about the AI members (could you please tell the guys in the black limo outside to not block the entrance to the chocolate factory? We have some deliveries to make...).



    crazychesters parents owned a chocolate factory nearby, but had some serious financial problems, so she tried to become a tennis player, but that didn't work. After marrying a reporter of the british tabloid SUN, she is a housewife playing with google all day long...



    crazychester is my neighbour in Berne who lived in Vienna and is currently learning Spanish in Cuba.



    Hmmm.... which one is it?
  • Reply 37 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by crazychester

    I'll have to tell you about tonton later Ferali. I need to finish off the Swedish translation of the latest amendments to the EU Constitution before the next session of the parliament begins.



    chester,

    Most if not all people in Sweden speak perfect English -- there is no real need to translate anything, so who did you kill this time in Belgium?
  • Reply 38 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by crazychester

    Splinemodel is a 23 year old professional football player. In the off season, he helps out with his father's crayfishing business. He hopes to one day start his own business designing and making surfboards.



    You're correct. Although the distinction involves what kind of football. I'm actually a striker on the reserve-side for Manchester City. This, of course, impacts my ability to give gridiron tips to young ferali, aside from the fact that a stiff arm to the armpit works really well, and is incidentally how I managed to injure an anonymous Dutch national who plays for a nearby team.
  • Reply 39 of 68
    bergzbergz Posts: 1,045member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by crazychester

    Akumulator is a 12 year old child prodigy...



    Quote:

    I'll be 13 next month... that's teenager, bitches!



    If he's so smart, can he tell me where's the pride in being a teenager? What a horrible age!!



    --B
  • Reply 40 of 68
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Akumulator

    I'll be 13 next month... that's teenager, bitches!



    Careful, I think Crazychester is actually Michael Jackson
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