"I'm not the kind of guy who likes paprazzi. They're not friendly to people like me. I like to get in there and see what happens, I like to noodle with things... Getting the gerbils to co-operate was never easy, and if you've ever seen a santorum covered parapalegic rodent, well... and getting them shaved; declawed... secret trips to the hospital... all the fuss with toilet paper rolls...
Then I discovererd iGerbil, it's sleek and button free. The wireless version gets lost some times, but it slides right out if you squat. Which is good because I think the guy at the pet store was getting suspicious...
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"I'm not the kind of guy who likes paprazzi. They're not friendly to people like me. I like to get in there and see what happens, I like to noodle with things... Getting the gerbils to co-operate was never easy, and if you've ever seen a santorum covered parapalegic rodent, well... and getting them shaved; declawed... secret trips to the hospital... all the fuss with toilet paper rolls...
Then I discovererd iGerbil, it's sleek and button free. The wireless version gets lost some times, but it slides right out if you squat. Which is good because I think the guy at the pet store was getting suspicious...
My name is Richard Gere, and I'm actor."
Apple could call it the iGerbil, in anticipation of the third-party extensions that will inevitably show up.
Yes, and then something for ol' one-eye, and Mac users will never have to leave their houses...