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  • Reply 21 of 40
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    We had to kill the indians for the good of the buffalo.
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  • Reply 22 of 40
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Exactly. And now we have to kill you for the good of the cows.
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  • Reply 23 of 40
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Come to think of it, "We have to kill you for the good of the cows" would make a pretty good t-shirt.



    So did you ever get that sofa?
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  • Reply 24 of 40
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Ended up with a microfiber suede thing. Very comfortable and you cannot stain it.
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  • Reply 25 of 40
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Actually you can, but such stains aren't discussed in polite company.
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  • Reply 26 of 40
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by groverat View Post


    Ended up with a microfiber suede thing. Very comfortable and you cannot stain it.



    OK, you're off the cow hit list. Microfiber suede rules. Eerily pleasant to the touch.
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  • Reply 27 of 40
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
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    Actually you can, but such stains aren't discussed in polite company.



    Which means you are free to elaborate here.
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  • Reply 28 of 40
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Certain proteinaceous stains don't really ever cum out of microfiber suede...
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  • Reply 29 of 40
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
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    Certain proteinaceous stains don't really ever cum out of microfiber suede...



    For heaven's sake, it's right there on the "caring for the fabric" tag: don't fuck your new sofa, dry-clean only.
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  • Reply 30 of 40
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    well at least the sofa is vaguely soft and flesh like.
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  • Reply 32 of 40
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Truly a revolution in cheap, reusable whore technology.
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  • Reply 33 of 40
    mydomydo Posts: 1,888member
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    Ended up with a microfiber suede thing. Very comfortable and you cannot stain it.



    IT seems to me that micorfiber picks up every little bit of lint in the room. Is that true or not? It looks impossible to clean.
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  • Reply 34 of 40
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Mine does not seem to do that. Of course, it's light brown, so it might be different for a black microfiber couch.
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  • Reply 35 of 40
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    Mine does not seem to do that. Of course, it's light brown, so it might be different for a black microfiber couch.



    good color choice, it will match your back hair.
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  • Reply 36 of 40
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
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    Ended up with a microfiber suede thing. Very comfortable and you cannot stain it.



    That's what i thought until i had a kid. :P
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  • Reply 37 of 40
    gilschgilsch Posts: 1,995member
    What a weird thread. Two years later we find out that he didn't get the leather couch.
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  • Reply 38 of 40
    mydomydo Posts: 1,888member
    Quote:
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    Mine does not seem to do that. Of course, it's light brown, so it might be different for a black microfiber couch.



    I had a jacket made of microfiber. It seems to collect everything. One time I got it back from the cleaners and it had the lint of every article of clothing in the place.
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  • Reply 39 of 40
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    ...I love the look and feel of leather couches, the wife doesn't...



    What you really need to ask yourself... is... "How long do I wish to stay married."

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  • Reply 40 of 40
    eckingecking Posts: 1,588member
    Quote:
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    Certain proteinaceous stains don't really ever cum out of microfiber suede...



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