I am slightly amused that no one is suspicious of Anna Mated's identity...
Come on. An exotic dancer on a male geek dominated forum?
That screams 43 year old balding greesy double chin ex-ambulance chaser who was disbarred due to his tendency to blackmail his lady of the night client's johns after the ladies went to jail...
And I know there's a distance issue, I'm just talking out of my ass for humor's sake. Okay?
Is this understood now?
c'mon doll, cool your circuitry, you're developing macbook whine! you're going infinite-loop on me!
Besides, kicking my arse would only prove that agression is the first sign of the denial of affection! [vader]Strike me down now and I will come back more powerful than you can imagine[/vader]
I rebooted, this is the clean install! Both cores running 100%.
Can I join in? I have the odd virgin here that might need sacrificing to the Goat of Mendes and it seems a shame to waste such potential if there's someone that needs hexing.....
Is that why Mrs Segovius called me up, and asked me if she could take an unlimited vacation at mine???
Perhaps Anna can just keep such things to herself then? \
Marc... keep dreaming, dear. Just be glad I'm not going Steve Jobs on you.
You can go steve jobs on me!! How exactly that works over 3000 miles I've yet to discover. Are you Mrs Incredible???
BTW, I've sussed Anna out - you made her up to test Cosmo's devotion to you - she's your 'Honey Trap', I hope he didn't fall for it - seems like a genuine guy. Go for it!
Damn, I wish I had an imaginary friend, seems like everyones got one these days, cuilla, frank etc sure could have alot of fun with one of those!
I cant wait to see the photo's with Chocolate Sauce all over your belly - I hope you're good in Photoshop!
Evil bastard software, huh? I have this Ignore the Horny Bloke software just in case.
Honey, you don't want me to go Steve Jobs on you.. trust me. It'll leave you crying like a baby. And Cosmo and I are just friends. It is sweet of you to try and play Cupid though.
I don't have Photoshop. That, and you can forget the chocolate sauce bit. That's not my thing. If you want to see Anna (which is not me) do such favors, ask her via PM.
I have this Ignore the Horny Bloke software just in case.
Yeah but thats a microsoft beta version, it's all jazzed up with translucent graphics and eye-candy, but when you need it most, *poof* there it goes, full of open backdoor exploits I can violate...
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It's not Anna I want to drop, it's Marc. Okay?
And I'm not involving magick of any sort. Okay?
And I know there's a distance issue, I'm just talking out of my ass for humor's sake. Okay?
Is this understood now?
I'll let you off with a slap on the wrist this time.
which she probably is
Come on. An exotic dancer on a male geek dominated forum?
That screams 43 year old balding greesy double chin ex-ambulance chaser who was disbarred due to his tendency to blackmail his lady of the night client's johns after the ladies went to jail...
hardeeharhar: You raise an interesting point there. I was just hoping for another Mac savvy sister to grace the boards.
I guess we'll need pics. Authentic pics. 8)
You know, like writing "Ebby" in chocolate sauce across your stomach and snapping a pic.
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
You're still not paying attention...
It's not Anna I want to drop, it's Marc. Okay?
And I'm not involving magick of any sort. Okay?
And I know there's a distance issue, I'm just talking out of my ass for humor's sake. Okay?
Is this understood now?
c'mon doll, cool your circuitry, you're developing macbook whine! you're going infinite-loop on me!
Besides, kicking my arse would only prove that agression is the first sign of the denial of affection! [vader]Strike me down now and I will come back more powerful than you can imagine[/vader]
I rebooted, this is the clean install! Both cores running 100%.
Originally posted by segovius
Can I join in? I have the odd virgin here that might need sacrificing to the Goat of Mendes and it seems a shame to waste such potential if there's someone that needs hexing.....
Is that why Mrs Segovius called me up, and asked me if she could take an unlimited vacation at mine???
Marc... keep dreaming, dear. Just be glad I'm not going Steve Jobs on you.
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
Perhaps Anna can just keep such things to herself then?
Marc... keep dreaming, dear. Just be glad I'm not going Steve Jobs on you.
You can go steve jobs on me!! How exactly that works over 3000 miles I've yet to discover.
BTW, I've sussed Anna out - you made her up to test Cosmo's devotion to you - she's your 'Honey Trap', I hope he didn't fall for it - seems like a genuine guy. Go for it!
Damn, I wish I had an imaginary friend, seems like everyones got one these days, cuilla, frank etc
I cant wait to see the photo's with Chocolate Sauce all over your belly - I hope you're good in Photoshop!
Originally posted by MarcUK
seems like a genuine guy.
Aw, shucks. You're too kind.
But Mac_Doll and I are only friends. Mac buddies, if you will.
Originally posted by CosmoNut
Aw, shucks. You're too kind.
But Mac_Doll and I are only friends. Mac buddies, if you will.
yeah! but remember I can launch that evil-bastard? software at any time. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....
Honey, you don't want me to go Steve Jobs on you.. trust me. It'll leave you crying like a baby.
I don't have Photoshop. That, and you can forget the chocolate sauce bit. That's not my thing. If you want to see Anna (which is not me) do such favors, ask her via PM.
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
I have this Ignore the Horny Bloke software just in case.
Yeah but thats a microsoft beta version, it's all jazzed up with translucent graphics and eye-candy, but when you need it most, *poof* there it goes, full of open backdoor exploits I can violate...
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
I have this Ignore the Horny Bloke software just in case.
And then you and Anna will be able to have a quaint little tête-a-tête all by yourselves.
Originally posted by Mac_Doll
I don't have it installed yet. What I do have installed is Apple's Kick the Horny Bloke in The Nuts Firewall. And as we all know, Apple never fails.
but you'd only run it because you want me to sniff your packet...If I were you I would play nice. The reward is that I give you access to Root...