Time to make things cheerless and dull

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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
That's enough fun for now. Move along. Get back to work.







Damned slackers.
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  • Reply 1 of 22
    mac_dollmac_doll Posts: 527member
    Excuse me, but I'm here to have fun. I know I'm not the only one. Could you be a peach and cheer up? 'Kay thanks.
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  • Reply 2 of 22
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Don't make us have to kill you.
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  • Reply 3 of 22
    mac_dollmac_doll Posts: 527member
    Wow, sounds thrilling, but aren't death threats against board rules? Might want to rethink that, sweetheart. 8)
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  • Reply 4 of 22
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    He meant 'kill' in the nicest possible way. Anyway, I heard the drums start back up again; time to get back to rowin... working.
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  • Reply 5 of 22
    akheron01akheron01 Posts: 152member
    But... but... how did he know I should be working?
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  • Reply 6 of 22
    I'm not working. There is nothing you can do to make me work.



    I am on the internet.
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  • Reply 7 of 22
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Mac_Doll

    Wow, sounds thrilling, but aren't death threats against board rules? Might want to rethink that, sweetheart. 8)



    There will be no sweethearts mucking about in this thread.
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  • Reply 8 of 22
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    I sense this thread is not being taken seriously. At least I'm working, dammit.



    Well, not counting typing this message.



    And reading the other messages.



    And checking my personal e-mail.



    But before and after the above, I was and will be working hard, yessiree.
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  • Reply 9 of 22
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Is anyone going to be in the Atlanta airport later today? See you there! I'll be the guy wearing pants. And a shirt.
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  • Reply 10 of 22
    Anyone here in Islington?



    I will be passing through on a bicycle in about half an hour.
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  • Reply 11 of 22
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

    Anyone here in Islington?



    I will be passing through on a bicycle in about half an hour.




    Yeah yeah yeah. I know your tricks. "Sure! I'll be in the British Library!" and then you never show up.



    Harumph. You're probably not even in London. You're probably some Republican living in Ohio.
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  • Reply 12 of 22
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    I just finished working really hard to order a new 15" MacBook Pro without pants (the MacBook Pro, not me).



    I really wanted the so-far non-existent and perhaps never-to-be 13" MacBook Pro. It's so sad having to settle for a bigger notebook than I really want, just to get the features I want, that I might just have to kill myself. At least addabox will be happier that way <sniff>.



    And I won't be anywhere near Atlanta, however. Sorry.
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  • Reply 13 of 22
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by shetline

    I just finished working really hard to order a new 15" MacBook Pro without pants (the MacBook Pro, not me).



    I really wanted the so-far non-existent and perhaps never-to-be 13" MacBook Pro. It's so sad having to settle for a bigger notebook than I really want, just to get the features I want, that I might just have to kill myself. At least addabox will be happier that way <sniff>.



    And I won't be anywhere near Atlanta, however. Sorry.




    No, no, you're properly dolorous. I'm just gunning for the congenitally upbeat. Beating up the congenial?



    Midwinter-- what're doing in Atlanta? Communing with the ancestors? Academic junket? Accessing the communes of junk academia?



    Hi, I'm addabox and I'm having a labored spoonerism-ish day.
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  • Reply 14 of 22
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Anyone here planning to be in Heathrow on Monday at about noon or Frankfurt for the week after?
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  • Reply 15 of 22
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by hardeeharhar

    Anyone here planning to be in Heathrow on Monday at about noon or Frankfurt for the week after?



    Or Morroco for the two weeks following?
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  • Reply 16 of 22
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Globe trotting strikes me as dangerously akin to fun.



    Watch yourself, I certainly am.
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  • Reply 17 of 22
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by addabox

    Globe trotting strikes me as dangerously akin to fun.



    Watch yourself, I certainly am.




    Well you should have seen my last eight months.
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  • Reply 18 of 22
    Quote:

    Originally posted by midwinter

    Yeah yeah yeah. I know your tricks. "Sure! I'll be in the British Library!" and then you never show up.



    Harumph. You're probably not even in London. You're probably some Republican living in Ohio.




    Dude. Don't ask me to post images of me urinating on a George Bush action doll on the Reader Enquiries desk of Humanities Two.



    I went through HELL to get my card back last time.
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  • Reply 19 of 22
    crazychestercrazychester Posts: 1,339member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by shetline

    I just finished working really hard to order a new 15" MacBook Pro without pants (the MacBook Pro, not me).



    The no pants model is crap. You might as well have bought a Dell.
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  • Reply 20 of 22
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Goddamn Apple! It's insane that they're trying to sell a $2,000 laptop sans-culotte!



    Dell not only puts on the pants, they buckle the belt! And they don't force me into boot-cut, take it or leave it-- on their web site I'm seeing carpenter, bell bottom, cargo..... It's called choice, Apple, you might want to check it out.



    I swear to God, if Apple doesn't at least put some shorts on that thing I'm getting a PC.
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