And people actually bought windows, after seeing that??
I'm not gonna say it's faked, but his head sure looks rather... mobile... in relation to his body.
What a horribly stereotypical sales pitch. I have for a long time harboured a personal disbelief that such a thing was actually done... but now I'm not so sure... God I hope that was faked.
To replace Steve you simply need someone who is charismatic and has an eye for style.
Apple without Steve has tried to move towards the more gray suite button up style of executive and that's just not the company culture at Apple.
Frankly I don't think Phil is the heir apparent. He's just not comfortable enough on stage. Apple will likely need another personable person on the front end.
To replace Steve you simply need someone who is charismatic and has an eye for style.
Apple without Steve has tried to move towards the more gray suite button up style of executive and that's just not the company culture at Apple.
Frankly I don't think Phil is the heir apparent. He's just not comfortable enough on stage. Apple will likely need another personable person on the front end.
Yes, it will be very difficult to replace such a charismatic and visionary leader such as Steve Jobs. Let's expect that his retirement is not for tomorrow.
I have a feeling that when Steve is ready to step down he will recruit ala willy wonka style.
Five golden OS DVDs will be sent out in to the world. the lucky geek who unwraps their OS box and finds said DVD will be invited to join Steve on a tour of the wacky Apple HQ. The geeks will be tempted and eliminated untill there is only one frail geek left. Steve will then eat this geek and absorb the life force making him nigh invinsible, allowing him to live and run Apple forever.
I have a feeling that when Steve is ready to step down he will recruit ala willy wonka style.
Five golden OS DVDs will be sent out in to the world. the lucky geek who unwraps their OS box and finds said DVD will be invited to join Steve on a tour of the wacky Apple HQ. The geeks will be tempted and eliminated untill there is only one frail geek left. Steve will then eat this geek and absorb the life force making him nigh invinsible, allowing him to live and run Apple forever.
I have a feeling that when Steve is ready to step down he will recruit ala willy wonka style.
Five golden OS DVDs will be sent out in to the world. the lucky geek who unwraps their OS box and finds said DVD will be invited to join Steve on a tour of the wacky Apple HQ. The geeks will be tempted and eliminated untill there is only one frail geek left. Steve will then eat this geek and absorb the life force making him nigh invinsible, allowing him to live and run Apple forever.
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What did Ballmer do before he became CEO? From the way he talks it sounds like he was in sales.
Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqH2XrteqRc&NR
Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqH2XrteqRc&NR
Oh.
wow.
And people actually bought windows, after seeing that??
Oh.
wow.
And people actually bought windows, after seeing that??
I'm not gonna say it's faked, but his head sure looks rather... mobile... in relation to his body.
What a horribly stereotypical sales pitch. I have for a long time harboured a personal disbelief that such a thing was actually done... but now I'm not so sure... God I hope that was faked.
Apple without Steve has tried to move towards the more gray suite button up style of executive and that's just not the company culture at Apple.
Frankly I don't think Phil is the heir apparent. He's just not comfortable enough on stage. Apple will likely need another personable person on the front end.
To replace Steve you simply need someone who is charismatic and has an eye for style.
Apple without Steve has tried to move towards the more gray suite button up style of executive and that's just not the company culture at Apple.
Frankly I don't think Phil is the heir apparent. He's just not comfortable enough on stage. Apple will likely need another personable person on the front end.
Yes, it will be very difficult to replace such a charismatic and visionary leader such as Steve Jobs. Let's expect that his retirement is not for tomorrow.
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Five golden OS DVDs will be sent out in to the world. the lucky geek who unwraps their OS box and finds said DVD will be invited to join Steve on a tour of the wacky Apple HQ. The geeks will be tempted and eliminated untill there is only one frail geek left. Steve will then eat this geek and absorb the life force making him nigh invinsible, allowing him to live and run Apple forever.
You read it here first.
flick.
Oh.
wow.
And people actually bought windows, after seeing that??
I think I've heard that it's an old internal Microsoft video. Monkeyboy was just enertaining the troops.
I have a feeling that when Steve is ready to step down he will recruit ala willy wonka style.
Five golden OS DVDs will be sent out in to the world. the lucky geek who unwraps their OS box and finds said DVD will be invited to join Steve on a tour of the wacky Apple HQ. The geeks will be tempted and eliminated untill there is only one frail geek left. Steve will then eat this geek and absorb the life force making him nigh invinsible, allowing him to live and run Apple forever.
You read it here first.
flick.
A la Fistandantilus?
"How much for a tablet, Jobs?"
"I'm sorry. They're not for sale."
"But DADDY, I want an Apple tablet NOW!"
"How much for a tablet, Jobs?"
"I'm sorry. They're not for sale."
I have a feeling that when Steve is ready to step down he will recruit ala willy wonka style.
Five golden OS DVDs will be sent out in to the world. the lucky geek who unwraps their OS box and finds said DVD will be invited to join Steve on a tour of the wacky Apple HQ. The geeks will be tempted and eliminated untill there is only one frail geek left. Steve will then eat this geek and absorb the life force making him nigh invinsible, allowing him to live and run Apple forever.
You read it here first.
flick.
One of the funniest quotes ever!!!!!!!
That kid can really dance!
Here's more wonderful Ballmer memories...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6rqXHX3O48
Wow, hadn't seen that one before. Brilliant.
Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqH2XrteqRc&NR
This was an internal video production, and was intentionally ridiculous. There are plenty of reasons to mock this idiot, but this isn't one of them.
This was an internal video production, and was intentionally ridiculous. There are plenty of reasons to mock this idiot, but this isn't one of them.
THANK GOD! I was afraid that commercials like that actually existed! <shudder>
I think I've heard that it's an old internal Microsoft video. Monkeyboy was just enertaining the troops.
Yeah, that's the scary part. He thought he was entertaining.
steve can't retire. he's like ronald mcdonald. immortal. but with turtlenecks and sells ipods and expensive core solos instead of burgers.
And instead of McFlurries, he tops it off with the occasional MacPro.