Man Laws...
Some of you guys on here are pretty creative, so I want to start a Man Law thread. Here's a couple to start you guys out:
Man Laws
No Man Shall Ever Wear A Pair Of Shorts Higher Than The Mid-Section Of The Thigh, Unless Attending A Match Of Rugby.
Girls With Boyfriends Shall Never Be Offered A Free Beer.
Man Shall Never Call A Woman "Sugarcakes" Unless That Is Her Stage Name.
Have at it.
Man Laws
No Man Shall Ever Wear A Pair Of Shorts Higher Than The Mid-Section Of The Thigh, Unless Attending A Match Of Rugby.
Girls With Boyfriends Shall Never Be Offered A Free Beer.
Man Shall Never Call A Woman "Sugarcakes" Unless That Is Her Stage Name.
Have at it.
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Thread killer...
No Man Shall Ever Wear A Pair Of Shorts Higher Than The Mid-Section Of The Thigh
What if you're a never-nude?
Dude I'm a (straight) man and all i wear to the beach/pool are speedos...
Of course I live in a place where you won't get dragged behind a truck for doing so...
For those who are confused, these are taken from a series of Miller Lite ads with Burt Reynolds. If Miller and its Lite weren't the worst beers in the US mainstream market, I might be more eager to appreciate the ads. I've found that I pretty much disagree with all of the "man laws" they've presented so far, but the ad format definitely has potential.
With that said, it's a shame that speedos are such taboo in the US. If you actually plan on swimming, they cannot be beat. I even have some shorts that go past mid thigh that I take flak for wearing. I don't know whether blanket obesity or rampant homophobia is to blame. It's like every man in the USA is ashamed of being a man.
What if you're a never-nude?
Then you screw Michael's twin sister and get over it...
Some of you guys on here are pretty creative, so I want to start a Man Law thread. Here's a couple to start you guys out:
Man Laws
No Man Shall Ever Wear A Pair Of Shorts Higher Than The Mid-Section Of The Thigh, Unless Attending A Match Of Rugby.
Girls With Boyfriends Shall Never Be Offered A Free Beer.
Man Shall Never Call A Woman "Sugarcakes" Unless That Is Her Stage Name.
Have at it.
About changing the thread name to Adolescent Laws?
Rigght... let's perpetuate outdated gender roles...
I'd rather write "gentleman" laws.
No gentleman shall ever ask a lady to "go get me a beer".
No gentleman shall ever fail to clean up his own mess.
By decree, any gentleman shall not hesitate to use the phrases "Please" "Thank you" and "I'm sorry" whenever appropriate.
^
Pussification of America (from abroad).
Then you screw Michael's twin sister and get over it...
Have you guys seen any of the third season? I will be getting my hands on it this weekend. I've only seen the first half. I miss Arrested Development. That was such good television.
Have you guys seen any of the third season? I will be getting my hands on it this weekend. I've only seen the first half. I miss Arrested Development. That was such good television.
Hmmm...I was hoping he was mentioning Melrose Place.
Have you guys seen any of the third season? I will be getting my hands on it this weekend. I've only seen the first half. I miss Arrested Development. That was such good television.
I'm watching it on G4 - they just finished the first season, but there are 5 shows per week so I am catching up pretty quick.
I've heard there is a Woman Book too and it is over 1000 pages with a supplementary DVD companion guide. But I've never seen it.
I'm single again, so that means I mingle when I get the chance (usually with the other law students, who, being law students, I find it hard not be attracted to). But from my angle, if I see a girl that I'm interested in getting a lot of attention from other guys, my game isn't to join that group. My game isn't the alpha-male, compete for attention at all times thing because I'm not very comfortable with that. If anything, I'm more laid-back. I just wait for the right time to get her more one-on-one and try to charm her somehow without worrying about where the conversation is going.
And as a side note, it's much easier to charm the pants off a girl when the alpha-males already bought rounds of shots for her.
Thanks, guys.
* "His poop is considered currency in Argentina."
* "I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"
* "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
* "He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"
* "The story of Johnny Appleseed is based on Brasky... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men."
* "He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies."
* "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
* "He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle."
* "I remember one time, Brasky took his family to SeaWorld...They were watching Shamu the whale and Brasky got splashed. So Brasky yells, 'I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'Now how do you like it?' And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show."
* "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
* "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."
* "Brasky named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that."
* "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."
* "He breastfeeds John Madden!"
* "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
* "He slept with all of our wives, punched us in the face, and we loved him for it."
* "He sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
Have you guys seen any of the third season? I will be getting my hands on it this weekend. I've only seen the first half. I miss Arrested Development. That was such good television.
Oh man... the season 3 finale (I guess the series finale
Oh man... the season 3 finale (I guess the series finale
I just received it today. I can't wait to watch it. I love the episodes with the british girl. So far, those are some of my favorites.